Eddsworld

Eddsworld Episode 1 Edd There she goes There she goes again Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she blows There she blows again Pulsing through my veins And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes again (There she goes again) Racing through my brain (There she goes) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again She calls my name She pulls my train No one else could heal my pain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (She calls my name) There she goes again (She calls my name) Chasing down my lane (She calls my name) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes There she goes There she goes again Racing through my brain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again Pulsing through my veins And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes again (There she goes again) Racing through my brain (There she goes) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes There she goes again She calls my name She pulls my train No one else could heal my pain And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (She calls my name) There she goes again (She calls my name) Chasing down my lane (She calls my name) And I just can't contain This feeling that remains There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes (There she goes again) There she goes Episode 2 Edd Again Episode 3 Punch'd Episode 4 Eddsworld Halloween Episode 5 When the Best of the Worst Collide Episode 6 Eddsworld Christmas Special 2004 Episode 7 The Dudette Next Door (The sun is shown rising. The screen reads "Edd and Tord present... The Dudette Next Door".) (Edd and Tord are playing Worms: Armageddon. Then, they hear the sound of keys. They dash to the window. Kim is shown while Cyndi Lauper music is playing in the background. Edd and Tord zoom outside and Edd runs up to Kim.) Edd: Helloooo. Kim: Oh. Hi there. Edd: May I help you with your luggage? Kim: It's over there, thanks. Kim: Oh my gosh! My car! (Text reads "Later that day...") (Edd is bringing flowers to Kim's house, but sees that Tord has beaten him with a gigantic bouquet of flowers. Edd then throws the flowers away. Edd then gets an idea and take heart-shaped chocolates out of his pocket, but sees that Tord has beaten him again with bigger chocolates. Edd walks away embarrassed.) (Edd then comes in with a karate gi on. He swings his hands up and down. The chicken song starts playing while Edd is swinging his hands. Kim, who is sunbathing, watches him.) (Tord is then seen out the window. Tord gets an idea.) (Later, Edd hears a sound. "CHI-CHIT!" He turns around and sees Tord with a gun. Edd punches Tord while the gun is shot repeatedly. Tord then accidentally shoots his own foot and walks away.) (Text reads "Later that month...") (Edd and Tord are in their swimsuits by the pool.) Tord: (elbowing Edd) Hey, check it out there! (Kim is sunbathing. Edd walks up to the diving board.) Edd: Hey! Check this out! (does cannonball in pool) (Kim laughs.) Tord: Ha. That's nothing. Watch THIS! (Tord tries to jump in, but is pushed by Edd.) Kim: That was great! ("That evening...") (Tord brings Kim a giant pretzel and Kim kisses him. Edd gets angry.) Edd: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (They start punching each other. Kim rolls her eyes.) Katya: Hey Kim! Kim: Hey Katya! Episode 8 Tord Says: Whatever! Episode 9 Zombeh Attack Edd: Oh no! We hit that person. Tord: Big bloody deal, that person busted our car! Tom: We'll have to get a repair kit from the garage. Edd: Maybe there's one in that town over there. [They see that the graves are empty] Matt: Hmm... wonder why all the graves are empty? Tom: Who cares? [Edd and his friends look at the entrance of Bittensborugh] [In Bittensborugh - Main Street] Matt: Hey, there's someone! I'll ask them for directions. Excuse me, but do you know where the-(Matt screaming) Tord: Oh my god, he bit off his arm. Edd: Run away! Tom: I think... we lost... them... [They then see a horde of zombehs] Tord: Oh my god, it's getting closer! [The zombehs walk closer to Edd, Tom and Tord] Edd: Run away again! Tord: Hmm... we should find a safe base to hide in. Tom: Yeah, but it will need to be camouflaged. [3 hours later..., in the base, there is a sign with "Out of Order" and "No Brains Here" written on it] Edd: Perhaps we should go and look for weapons. Tom, why don't you go outside and see where we can get some. [Tom goes outside and see where they can get some] Tom: Hmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmm.... Aha! [Tom goes back inside and tells them] Tom: LET'S GO LOOTING!! Edd: Okay! [A montage of weapon shopping is then shown. Edd gets a chainsaw, Tom gets a shovel and Tord almost gets a gun, until Edd and Tom switch it for a fork and spoon] [They ready to attack] Tord: Okay, we have to attack them by surprise. Tom, take the left, I'll take the right and you take the middle, Edd. Ready? Go! [They jump outside, only to see that the zombehs are gone. Tom then picks up the repair kit] Tom: Well, at least we found the repair kit! [They see that Zombeh Matt and his followers are here] Edd: Matt? Zombeh Matt: Indubitably! (wtf) Tom: Drive! Drive! [They start up the car and escape from the cemetery. Tom then sees a zombehfied Tord] Tom: Oh... my... God! It's...T-t-t-t-t-Tord! Episode 10 Behind the Scenes of Eddsworld Episode 11 Edd vs Randomness Episode 12 Eddsworld Christmas Special 2005 Episode 13 Snobody Episode 14 Tord's Adventure Episode 15 Zombeh Attack 2 Episode 16 Tom's Tales of Awesome Episode 17 Faster than a speeding bullet Episode 18 Remix the Runt Episode 19 Tribute This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay." And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see One and one makes two, two and one makes three. It was destiny. Once everyone hundred-thousand years or so. When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow. And the grass doth grow. Needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his rumped tail, And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said, "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah, Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoa-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no. This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World, All right! It was the best motherfuckin' song, the greatest song in the world. And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song. This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin', So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right! Episode 20 Edd's Tales of Boredom Episode 21 Breakfast Edd: Oii! Make your own! (Tord walks to the refrigerators And he opens the refrigerators and the bacon's gone) Tord: No bacon? Eeeeeedd. (Edd's eating bacon and Tord looks at him Edd eating one bacon and Tord gets angry and he slaps the bacon out of the window!) Tord: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Edd: So what? There is probably more in the kitchen anyway. Tord: No, that was the last piece in the house. Edd: Las- Last piece?!? I'LL KILL YOU! Episode 22 Eddsworld 20k Episode 23 Brainimated! Episode 24 Egg, Bacon & Edd: Breakfast Buddies Episode 25 Zombeh Nation Narrator: Please remember to keep all your belongings and luggage with you at all time whilst travelling on the underground. (Matt holds the belongings and the train stopped) Mind the gap. (opens the doors the zombie scares matt!) Matt: ZOMBIES! (He Pushes the zombie and fall over him and Matt looks at all the zombies) Son of a... (Eddsworld: Zombeh Nation: Created by Edd) Tom: Hello?? (gibberish) Matt is trapped in a zombie infested train station! Edd: So? Tom: Err so, we should save hime and stuff. Edd: Why? Tom: Why? Matt: Why?! Because, I'm your friend, you butt munch! Besides, I have the emergency coke. (evil laugh) Tom: Alright... let's go save Matt, and whatever. Episode 26 Christmas Visitor Episode 27 Eddie's Teddy Episode 28 Hello Hellhole Episode 29 This World of Edd Episode 30 Casino Night Episode 31 Zombeh Attack 3 Episode 32 Sugar Sugar Sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you. Honey, oh sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you, (I just can't believe it's true) I just can't believe the one to love this feeling to (I just can't believe it's true) Sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you honey, oh sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you got me wanting you When I kissed you girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be (I know how sweet a kiss could be! Like the summer sunshine, pour your sweetness over me (Pour your sweetness over me) Pour a little sugar on it, honey Pour a little sugar on it, baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, Yeah yeah yeah Pour a little sugar on it yeah Pour a little sugar on it, honey Pour a little sugar on it, baby I'm gonna make your life so sweet, Yeah yeah yeah pour a little sugar on it honey Oh sugar, oh honey honey You are my candy girl and you got me wanting you oh honey honey, sugar sugar You are my candy girl Episode 34 Eddsworld Halloween Special 2007 Episode 35 Zanta Claws Edd: (Edd coming back from the grocery store, and Tom has a bazooka with the aim to kill Santa Claus.) Uh, Tom, what are you doing? Tom: Celebrating Christmas! Why, what do you think it looks like? Edd: Um, trying to kill Santa Claus? Tom: You got me Edd! Edd: But I thought the real Santa died centuries ago? Tom: (sees Santa's sleigh, but his eyes widen) Get inside! Edd: What? Tom: NOW! Episode 36 Just a Bit Crazy Episode 37 Tom's Tales of Brilliance Episode 38 SuperEdd Episode 39 Money (That's What I Want) Episode 40 Spares Episode 41 Moving Targets Episode 42 Boy/Girl Episode 43 25ft Under the Seat Episode 44 Matt Sucks Episode 45 Zanta Claws II Episode 46 Art is Serious Episode 47 MovieMakers Episode 48 Sandwich Episode 49 Balloon Head Fred Episode 50 Climate Change Episode 51 Xmas Day Episode 52 WTFuture Episode 53 Hammer & Fail (Part 1, Rival Builders) Episode 54 Zanta Claws 3 Episode 55 Eddsworld Intro Song Episode 56 Hammer & Fail (Part 2, Rooftop Rumble) Episode 57 Fan Service Episode 58 5ever Episode 59 Space Face (Part 1) Episode 60 Date Night Episode 61 Space Face (Part 2) Episode 62 The Snogre Episode 63 Tom's Tales of Crazy Episode 64 Hide and Seek Episode 65 Fun Dead Episode 66 PowerEdd Episode 67 Mirror Mirror Episode 68 Trick or Threat Episode 69 Christmas Eddventure Episode 70 Saloonatics Episode 71 The End Fan Service 2 Casting Call The Birds and The Bees Beaster Bunny RANDUMB Slippery Slope Surf & Turf Wars (Part 1) Zombeh Picnic The Chronicles of Santa Surf & Turf Wars (Part 2) New Year, New You! 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