Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 5)

The following is a list of quotes from the fifth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Mission Ed-Possible Every Which Way But Ed Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed Cleanliness is next to Edness Out With the Old, In With the Ed Eddy: What's this about you givin' stuff away? How am I supposed to compete with that? Edd: My school supplies! Gone! Pillaged! Plundered! It can't be! IT CAN'T BE! Edd: A highlighter pen?" "How am I supposed to take notes with a highlighter... Ed: "Double D, can I have your hat?" Edd: Oh sure, why not! Why would I need a hat when school is now totally out of the question! Wait! You still have it, don't you? From your parents, yes? The back-to-school-sale coupon? Ed: Haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Double D. All I got is a back-to-school-sale coupon from my parents. Eddy: That stupid thing's worthless! The signs are as clear as the gap in your teeth, sock-head. School ain't meant to be. 'Cause it's Summer baby! Edd: "Ed, please! I beg of you! I can't be at an academic disadvantage!" [Ed accidentally head butts Edd] Ouch. Without my school supplies, my grades are sure to plummet! That coupon you're flossing with can procure the supplies to cross that desolate desert of scholastic learning! Eddy: Oh puh-leeze. Ed: Sounds good to me, whatever you just said! Edd: Quickly, Ed! We have shopping to do! Eddy: Oh c'mon, guys! Forget school, will ya? SUMMER AIN'T OVER! I Am Curious Ed No Speak da Ed Cool Hand Ed [Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]Eddy: Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall. Edd: You wouldn't dare![Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth] Too Smart For His Own Ed Edd: What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary? Eddy: Ed's cramming for the spelling bee. [Eddy stuffs pages into Ed's ears] Feeling smarter, Ed? Ed: [spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What? Who's Minding the Ed? Pick an Ed Edd: Have you ever had one of those days, Ed? Ed: Every day of my life, Double D. Truth or Ed Ed: This Bubble Bathbel is a smart guy. Eddy: It's Bobby Blabby, idiot. Kevin: Better spill the beans, Mr. Editor, or you're paper pulp. Edd: I have no idea what you're talking about. Kevin: Who wrote this stuff? Edd: Miniature aliens? Hairy legs? Lost cities and spandex bicycle shorts? Who indeed is this Bobby Blabby? Eddy? Care to explain? Eddy: What? Uh... couldn't tell ya. Sounds like a jerk. Ed: You dropped your loot, Bibby Boo-boo. Eddy: IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! Oops. This Won't Hurt an Ed Tinker Ed This Won't Hurt An Ed Eddy: Hey! Let me go! Untie me! Ed: I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D. Edd: The nurse thanks you, Eddy. Eddy: Oh Yeah? What for? Edd: For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot. Eddy: Oh no you don't! Not me! Ed: Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after. Eddy: Mommy. Kevin: Sweet. Eddy : But... No! Don't do it! I'm too young! Ed: Needle!?[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up the lollypop]Eddy: I hate Needles! Tinker Ed The Good, the Bad and the Ed Tight End Ed Edd : It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play. 'Tween a Rock and an Ed Place Edd: It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy. All Eds Are Off Eddy: Great. So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits. Ed: Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes. Yum." Edd: Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health? Eddy: I swear he's obsessed with the stuff. It's stashed here, right there. I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed. Ed: Says you. Eddy: SO PROVE IT! Ed: [screams] Your voice is like toothpicks in my drumsticks, Eddy! Edd: I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity. Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids. Eddy: What about you, Mr. Encyclopediac? I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours. Jonny: Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable. Eddy: Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged. Kevin: Aw, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [He and Nazz laugh] What dorks. Rolf: Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys. Eddy: 25 cents? Kevin: What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [Snaps his fingers]Eddy: [To Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do? Jonny: Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank? Eddy: Sounds like we got ourselves a bet. Eddy: Let's see here. Con-she-enn-shus? What kinda bunk word is that? Ohhhh. Here's another one. Temper-a-mental. I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid. Edd: STOP!!!!!! I will not tolerate your single-handed annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy! Smile For the Ed Ed: Don't touch that dial, kids! Edd: Good Afternoon, Peach Creek Jr. High. This is your principal speaking with a very important announcement. All copies of student Eddy's photographs are to be returned to him immediately. This will leave to comply a well-warned detention for the rest of the semester. Thank You. Kevin: Bummer. Eddy: You heard the man. Edd: Did I just do that? I did, didn't I? I just impersonated the Principal! Made false declarations in his name! Ohhh what have I done? Run, Ed, Run Ed: The sky is falling! The sky is falling, Eddy! It hit me on the head. It did. Eddy: You're probably just growing a brain there, lumpy. Edd: We hit the sky?! [the sky cracks] This isn't possible! [A "piece" of the sky falls]Eddy: Ed was right, the sky is falling. Ed: Thank you very much. Eddy: So, now what do we do? Edd: I'm afraid we're just about to find out, Eddy. A Town Called Ed Eddy: [offscreen]'' Go on, get in there. Edd: Um...good morrow to thee. I'm about to share with thou fellow villagers the tale of Fort Peach Creek. Let us–begin, shall we? Sarah: I hate public access. Edd: A long time ago, Peach Creek was buteth an untamed wilderness of towering trees, torrid waters, and savage beasts! Ed: Cock-a-doodle doo! I am a salvaged moose! Bleaugh! Edd: Oh, regardeth over the horizon, for the hero of our epic tale doth approach! Eddy: I have come from afar and shall claim this wilderness as our own! Hark ye, o' savage moose, moveth along, or be turned into moose chops! Hear ye? Ed: This landeth is your landeth o' great shorteth one. Eddy: Yes, this land is fulleth of peachy fuzzy fruits, and for this reason I claimeth this place as Fort Peach Creek! Edd: And...there...you'll...haveth...it. Ed: Cock-a-doodle doo! A Fistful Of Ed Eddy: HEY! HE'S! HAD! ENOUGH ALREADY!!! Beat it. Ed: Good one, Eddy. Eddy: Vultures. External links Category:Ed, Edd n Eddy seasons