All That/Season 5

Blackstreet & Mýa [5.01] Tatyana Ali [5.02] Shaquille O'Neal [5.03] Faith Evans [5.04] Monica [5.05] Stuart: [pretends to take a student's picture with a life-sized replica of an iguana] That picture's gonna come out just great! Student [Bynes]: But, that's not a camera; that's an iguana. Stuart: You can't prove that! Stuart [to the iguana]: She doesn't know what she's talking about, Mr. Camera. Student [Bynes]: Look, nut! This is a camera, and that's an iguana. Stuart: And I'm a goat. [He bleats like a goat, and eats a handful of grass.] Student: A freak bag is what you are. [Later, in the same sketch] Yearbook photographer [Server]: That's him! That's the little hooligan that tied me up and hid me under the desk!" Stuart: Fine, I'm not the real yearbook photographer. I'm just a guy named Stuart. But you know something? If I was the real yearbook photographer, I'd be the best yearbook photographer IN ALL THE LAND! People would come up to me and say 'Oh, Stuart, you're the best yearbook photographer...EVER!!!!!' You all sicken me!! Now I'm going to get on my pterodactyl and go. C'mon, Terence. Mýa [5.06] 98 Degrees [5.07] All That Live! [5.08] Customer [Server]: "Hi, I'd like a Good Punch." Ed: "Okay." [Ed punches the customer in the face, KO-ing him.] [The customer awakens a few minutes later.] Customer: "Why did you hit me? All I did was ask for a Good Punch!" [Ed knocks him out again.] [The customer wakes up again.] Customer: "Okay, I think I've got it now. I keep asking for a Good Punch, and you keep hitting me repeatedly, with that in mind. I would like to order one Good Soda. That is S-O-...D-A...'soda'." Ed: "One Good Soda." Customer: "Right." [Ed punches him out again.] Mýa Harrison: [Describing the perils of live television] "...And if things go horribly wrong, we'll show this video clip of Rhineheart the Dancing Monkey-Boy." 112 [5.09] Deborah Cox [5.10] Outkast [5.11] Divine [5.12] Leroy: "You don't have to go to the doctor to get your reflexes checked, Fuzz. I can do that right here". Fuzz: "Really, Leroy? You know how to check reflexes?" Leroy: "Sure". (He hits Fuzz with a large mallet) Leroy: "Your reflexes are a little slow, little buddy". Fuzz: "Oh, I don't feel very good, and my head's throbbing". Leroy: "Maybe I should check your blood pressure". Fuzz: "Oh, I don't know, Leroy; I think it's because you hit me in the head with a giant mallet". (It is Science Day at Dullmont Jr. High School, and none of the students except Tilly [Bynes] did a science project. Ms. Ernestine Klump, the teacher, chooses Jasper to go first.) Jasper [Thompson]: "Um, this is a stick." [He breaks the stick in half.] Jasper: "Now, it's two sticks." Ms. Klump: "Oooo! Very good, Jasper! That science project will have many uses in the computer industry!" "Now, our next show and tell student is Throckmorton." Throckmorton [Saul]: "Well, for show and tell today, I brought my new...instant juicer! My Uncle Wayne gave it to me, for Nephew Day." (Throckmorton places his juicing machine on Ms. Klump's desk, and takes out a bowl containing several oranges and cups.) Ms. Klump: "Wow! A juicer; well, that's terrific! Now, what does it do?" Throckmorton: "Well, first, you put the fruit in on top, like this." (He puts an orange into the juicer.) Throckmorton: "Then, you press the button." (He does so, and the juice from the orange pours into the cup that he has placed near the spout.) Throckmorton: "And, voilà...juice!" (He hands the juice to one of the other students [Thompson].) Throckmorton: "Here, try some." Other student: [after tasting the orange juice] "Mmmm! It tastes like sunshine on a Saturday morning!" 5 Young Men [5.13] Quik'N'Fast customer [Bynes]: Excuse me, can I have change for a 20? LaTanya [Cannon]: Oo-oo, of course you can, 'cause this is Quik'N'Fast, the bank! LaNeesha [Thompson]: [to LaTanya] Wait a minute, girl! I thought this was Quik'N'Fast, the store! LaTanya: Oo-oo-oo; you is so right, LaNeesha! I was wrong, you was right; I was wrong, you was right! [to the customer] So, I guess you gonna hafta buy somethin' to get your change, then! Quik'N'Fast customer: Okay, fine, I'll...take this pack of gum. LaTanya: And I give you your change! (She pours a beach pailful of pennies onto the counter.) 1...3...13...it's all here. Quik'N'Fast customer: Hey, I didn't want pennies! LaNeesha: Oooo, Ms. Fussy was just beggin' for change, and now she don't want it! LaTanya: Maybe she should come back when she knows what she wants, okay? Bye! Leroy: "Fuzz, we're not done yet. We should have a blow-dryer." Fuzz: [a blue puppet, voiced and operated by Kevin Carlson] "A blow-dryer? But that's not a blow-dryer; that's an industrial strength leaf-blower!" Joey McIntyre [5.14] Backstreet Boys [5.15] The Best of Kenan Thompson [5.16] The Best of Amanda Bynes [5.17] 3rd Storee [5.18] The Best of Kel Mitchell [5.19] New Radicals [5.20] THE MAFT [5.21] Shanice [5.22] The Best of Josh Server [5.23] The Best of Lori Beth Denberg [5.24] Music and More Backstage Pass