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Swedish Dicks (2016–18) is an American-Swedish comedy web television series created by Viking Brothers, Andrew Lowery and Peter Settman. The plot follows two unlicensed Swedish private investigators trying to make a living in Los Angeles.
Season 1
Episode 1 [1.01]
Car Dealership Owner: [watching Axel play his DJ set] What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Axel: I'm just opening people's hearts.
Car Dealership Owner: I don't want people opening their motherfucking hearts. I want people opening their motherfucking checkbooks!
Axel: So, Americans still actually write checks? I find that so interesting.
Car Dealership Owner: Shut the fuck up and play some real music!
Episode 2 [1.02]
Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] Well, well, well. If it isn't Ingmar, the Swede. I see you've been shopping for extremely gay cardigans at H&M.
Jane McKinney: [to Ingmar] You, my friend, are as screwed as a piece of IKEA furniture.
Episode 5 [1.05]
Sun: [in her North-Korean accent] Like a female character on Sex and the "Shitty".
Axel: It's city, not shitty.
Sun: Are you sure? Seems shitty to me.
Jane McKinney: [to Axel] I can see you work in here.
Axel: Really?
Jane McKinney: We could use some more female energy around the place.
Cast
Peter Stormare as Ingmar
Johan Glans as Axel
Vivian Bang as Sun
Felisha Cooper as Sarah
Traci Lords as Jane McKinney
Henrik Rutgersson as Trip
Keanu Reeves as Tex
External links
Swedish Dicks on Viaplay
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Category:2010s American comedy TV shows
Category:2010s American crime TV shows
Category:Cancelled shows
Category:Criminal comedy TV shows