Family Guy/Season 23

Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was canceled in 2002, but after a positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, productions of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. Please read Family Guy/Format for notes on how to use and edit this article. Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater Patrick McCloskey: Forget it, Joe. It's Pumpkintown. John Hubert: Trick or treat. I'm a registered sex offender. Joe Swanson: Suck my bumpy gourd, McCloskey! Stewie Griffin: It's not alive! IT'S NOT ALIVE! Gift of the White Guy Fat Gun Rooster (Chris): Let’s keep the small talk to a minimum. Maverick (Peter): Got it. So, how’s your dad doing, good? Rooster: You killed him! Maverick: Yeah, and I was more than five miles out, and I could have done anything with his body, but I didn’t. Rooster: Yeah, the more you say that, the more I don’t think it’s true. Maverick (Peter): So, are you all silent and scarfed because you’re dying? Iceman (Stewie): No, is that what people are saying!? No, I’m just on vocal rest for karaoke later. I’m 100% totally fine. I’ve never felt better in my li-- [cut to Iceman's funeral] Maverick: Aw, he died. Live, Laugh, Love Drunk with Power Lois C.K. The Chicken or the Meg Dog is My Co-Pilot Pitch Imperfect Hard Times at Adam West High High Brian: Chris, we've got less than one minute to get you aroused. Chris: Um... okay. Stewie: Close your eyes. You're a 19th century heiress alone in her vast estate and awaiting a visit from the handsome vicar as her dear aunt has recently passed from consumption. Chris: Yeah, that... that's... nothing. Brian: [sighs] Well, I'm not proud of what I'm about to say here, but... go to YouTube and type in "Brazilian Women's Olympic volleyball team practice." The Elle Word A Real Who's Hulu China Doll Announcer: We now return to ER. Stewie: Edited for eastern medicine. Mark Greene: I need 10 CCs of-- Stewie: Jinseng root. Blonde nurse: And somebody set this patient up-- Stewie: Goldfish to nibble his toes. [Peter Benton gives the patient palpation] Benton: We're gonna lose him if we can't get our hands on some-- Stewie: Baby elephant bones. [the patient monitoring system shows the patient flatlining] Greene: He's coding! Benton: There's just one chance: we need-- Chris: The lady doctors to kiss. I made some tweaks as well. One Foot in Front of the Mother The Fat Lotus Bruce: Oh, no! Jeffery: [Last Words] I know! Cool Hand Lois Martian Meg Row v. Wade Karenheit 451 Brian: God, this is the worst day since 9/11. [Cutaway to Peter and Lois on the couch in the living room, horrified of what they've seen. Brian steps in.] Brian: Hey guys, we're out of dry food. Lois: Brian, they just knocked down the World Trade Centers. Brian: Oh. Did they also knock down the Petco? Twain's World External links Family Guy Category:Family Guy seasons