El Camino Christmas

El Camino Christmas is a 2017 comedy film about a young man named Eric who travels to a remote Nevada town to find the father he never knew. A misunderstanding with local, dim-witted police escalates out of control, leaving him barricaded in a liquor store with five other people on Christmas Eve. Directed by David E. Talbert. Written by Christopher Wehner and Theodore Melfi. Dialogue Larry: Hey, nice ride. What is it, a '71? That's the year I found our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and the honorable Jack Daniels. Jack's still with me. Larry: Shut these blinds before RoboCop out there fires another warning shot. Deputy Billy Calhoun: Come out with your hands up! You're... mostly surrounded! Deputy Billy Calhoun: Sheriff! What are we gonna do? Sheriff Bob Fuller: We're gonna get a time machine, Billy. And I'm gonna go back in time to when my cousin was dating your mother. And then I'm gonna yank his pecker off, right before he has the chance to create an idiot. Larry: Love and turmoil. Best combination known to man. Eric: I'm just gonna tell the truth. Larry: The truth is a tricky son of a bitch. Larry: The life of man... solitary, poor... nasty, brutish... and short. Vicente: [on the beach] It's a miracle that I'm still alive. Four gunshot wounds. Thirty-two million dollars. I'm not a mathematician, but that's $8 million per gunshot. Cast Luke Grimes - Eric Norris Tim Allen - Larry Roth Vincent D'Onofrio - Carl Hooker Dax Shepard - Deputy Billy Calhoun Kurtwood Smith - Bob Fuller Michelle Mylett - Kate Daniels Emilio Rivera - Vicente Santos Kimberly Quinn - Jewels Daniels Jessica Alba - Beth Flowers Jimmy O. Yang - Mike the Cameraman External links Category:2017 films Category:2017 American films Category:Black comedy films Category:Christmas films Category:Netflix original films Category:Films directed by David E. Talbert