Sisters (2015 film)

Sisters is a 2015 American comedy film directed by Jason Moore and written by Paula Pell. The film was released on December 18, 2015 by Universal Pictures. Kate Ellis You’re so full of shit, I’m gonna buy you Pull-Ups. What fresh fuckery is this? Get your peanut butter out of my sister’s chocolate. I'm not a hothead, I’m brassy! (the sisters have visited their parents uninvited only to realize that they are otherwise engaged) Did we just cock block our parents? Maura Ellis (the sisters are clothes shopping for the party) We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42. Dear Diary, today I tried a tampon. No thanks, Tom Hanks. Can I borrow me your bathroom? Number one only. Other James: Is it past the tutu? Brinda: Everyone say a non-denominational prayer to yourselves. Tattooed Bodybuilder: My safe word is “keep going”. Dialogue Old Patient: No. I don’t need lotion in there. Maura: Ssshh. Yeah. You do need lotion in there. (Rap music playing on radio) Maura: Wait. Where are we going? Kate: One last errand. (They are putting up the party lights all around) Kate: When you’re flirting with Mr. Man, don’t weave your divorce tale. (Next, they are also hanging ropes over the board) Maura: Drunk people like to show off with fire. Shut it down. (Next, Maura is setting up some more lights while Kate is taking the model Statue of Liberty with her) Kate: Over-pronounce things, because he is gonna be watching your mouth. (The next thing) Maura: Remember, don’t leave someone when they’re throwing up. Sleep-barfing kills. (Next, she closes the door and locks it) Kate: Once you’re in the bedroom, lock the door so I can’t burst in and take a commemorative picture. (And finally, Maura is putting her earrings on, but she doesn’t see that Kate has left the gel on the floor) Maura: Kate, can you clean up this gel, please? Kate: Yes! Stop asking me about it. (She is putting finishing touches to the swimming pool) Kate: Do you have any kids? Tattooed Bodybuilder: I’m sure I do. Cast Tina Fey as Kate Ellis Amy Poehler as Maura Ellis Maya Rudolph as Brinda Ike Barinholtz as James Dianne Wiest as Deana Ellis James Brolin as Bucky Ellis John Cena as Pazuzu Madison Davenport as Hayley John Leguizamo as Dave Bobby Moynihan as Alex Rachel Dratch as Kelly Brian d'Arcy James as Jerry Chris Parnell as Phil Paula Pell as Dana Jon Glaser as Dan Dan Byrd as Patrick Campbell Greta Lee as Hae Won Santino Fontana as Mr. Geernt Britt Lower as Mrs. Geernt Adrian Martinez as Officer Harris Kate McKinnon as Sam Renée Elise Goldsberry as Kim External links Category:2015 films Category:Comedy films Category:Films about sisters