Something Positive

Something Positive, or S*P, is a webcomic by R. K. Milholland, which debuted on December 19, 2001. The comic is defined by its cynical tone and off-beat humour. 2001 Aubrey: Embrace the power of the labia, PeeJee! Embrace it! 12/21/2001, Snow Sculptures PeeJee: Well, I thought, "Who among my friends would want a candy cane-shaped, eggnog scented strap on?" Then I thought, "Who deserves it?" 12/25/2001, Christmas Davan: You know, for a lesbian, you seem to suck a whole mess o' dick. 12/31/2001, The Reluctant Lesbian pt 1 2002 PeeJee: Chemo kitties need extra love! 01/14/2002, Jhim's Kitty pt 1 Aubrey: I could menstruate a better cup of coffee than this! 01/28/2002, Coffee Crimes PeeJee: You're like a Columbine kid who was too lazy to do anything. 04/03/2002, Dress Codes Kim: Nothing is as sexy as the look on a man's face as he slips into an unplanned slumber. 04/11/2002, Les Chicas Del S*P...FIGHT! pt 4 Davan: I try not to think. It's not really a hallmark of my generation. 09/26/2002, Old Faces, Uneasy Places pt 2 2003 Aubrey: So I made some pork chops and rented "Babe." 05/05/2003, Heaven and Hell Jason: Heresy is sexy, Aubrey. Cancer isn't! 05/17/2003, A Scar is Born pt 2 Jason: I bukkake for justice! 06/06/2003, Up, Up and Away pt 5 PeeJee: I'm sorry. Is our date interrupting your conversation with my boobs? 06/16/2003, PeeJee Restarts pt 2 Aubrey: If a guy tells me I can't possibly stick a crazy straw all the way up his smallest orifice, that's a challenge I'm honor-bound to accept! 10/27/2003, Positively Scandalous pt 1 2004 Aubrey: I'm going to find religion just so I can pray against each of you. 01/09/2004, Confection Affection Aubrey: If masturbating was s'posed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they'd ejaculate rainbows and flower petals. 01/12/2004, Screams in Pastel Davan: Why reach to the sky to touch a star when you can scoop one out of the gutter? 04/19/2004, Confessions of an Unused Mind pt 2 Lisa: For future reference, when a woman says she wants your honest opinion, she really doesn't. 5/28/2004, Rings pt 1 Davan: The way I see it, there's so much love and beauty in the world, and someone has to balance that shit out. 10/09/2004, Class of Ninety-Bore pt 4 2005 Aubrey: Oh, good. More snow. Nature's bukkake. 02/10/2005, I am Providence pt 5 Andy: Well, as long as you promise we're only lynching them for science. 03/09/2005, Rage Science Davan: I'm just saying I've never heard of a SIDS baby growing up to be a murderer or a rapist. Draw your own conclusions, my friend. 04/03/2005, The Downside of SIDS pt 1 Cab: It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of. 08/09/2005, In Memory pt 2 2006 Nancy: Elize, I need your help. I'm worried this chloroform has gone bad but my nose is stuffed up. Could you smell it and tell me what you think? 01/30/2006, Zot pt 2 Davan: This is one of those situations where "I don't care" is the right answer, but not the right answer, isn't it? 05/22/2006, Alpha Milholland's commentary: On one shoulder is a devil saying, "do it." On the other shoulder is an angel saying, "do it now." 06/29/2006, Fatherly Laments 2007 Davan: Well, y'know, true friendship is a lot like a cervical punch. 01/03/2007, Old Familiar Faces V pt 1 Mike: ...a wise man once said that being in love means never having to say, "I'm sorry." Tamara: A wise woman once said being in a committed relationship means a man never will. 03/05/2007, Investing in Tomorrow pt 2 Milholland's Commentary: If you don't get the joke, you're probably the punchline. 08/28/2007, Words Can Hurt Morganna: So...should we skip straight to finding an empty room to have sex in then? 09/07/2007, Scheduling Conflicts Milholland's Commentary: Someone, somewhere, is dressing up like your favorite childhood cartoon character and having sex. 11/08/2007, ...ho? 2008 Kharisma: Thank God I was taught fat people don't have emotions. 01/24/2008, A First Meeting pt 4 Nancy: Oh, baby...talk some more stupid for me. It makes me so hot... 03/28/2008, Customer Serviced pt 5 PeeJee: What is it with Texas and the child raping cults?! 04/16/2008, Texas Cults Milholland's Commentary: Everything sounds dirtier when preceded by "For a good time..." 04/25/2008, Fishing Davan: You're only offended because liberal society says you're supposed to think "child rape" jokes are wrong. 11/10/2008, Day One pt 2 2009 Fast Food Customer: I'm the customer and I'm white! That makes me twice as right! Se habla customer service, jerk?! 03/02/2009, Life According to S*P pt 2 Rory: If I get this cool stuff now I bet the stuff you give me when you die is gonna be great! 06/17/2009, Childish Things Monette: I've never wanted to be a magician's hat so badly in my life. 07/02/2009, The Right Things to Say PeeJee: Damn it! Why am I arguing shit on the web again? Davan: 'Cuz sometimes you just need a cumshot of stupid to the face? 07/10/2009, Idle Brains are the Internet's Playthings Vanessa: Expect foreplay full of fumbling and awkward apologies. 07/29/2009, Innuendo 2010 PeeJee: Hey! You! I've got a Vagina! You got a problem with that? 02/04/2010, Indoor Voice 2012 Cat: (angry) Mrrrrrrowwwr. Cat-to-English translation: I am your god and your pain is my altar. Now, Worship! 08/18/2012, Innocents Lost 2013 Rayne (of Least I Could Do): The server's light flashed green three times. That's consent. That's robot consent. 01/30/2013, Here's What Happened Fred: Friendship only really matters if you give it as willingly as you took it in the first place. 02/20/2013, An Attic Full == External links == Something Positive Positive Good Morning Quotes Category:Webcomics