Ryan North

thumb|Ryan North in 2011 Ryan North (born October 20, 1980) is the creator and author of Dinosaur Comics, and co-creator of Whispered Apologies. Quotes Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man's hand! YOU COULD TOTALLY SMOOCH HIM MAYBE.maybe not but still! Comment on LiveJournal I collect power supplies like other men collect meaningful relationships! THAT IS TO SAY, AT THE RATE OF ABOUT ONE A YEAR Comment on LiveJournal If you find you are not understanding my explanation for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again. Jokes Explained page I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized. Explaining jokes They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes. On Lesbian Robots kissing Good luck distinguishing which sign is the REAL sign when my entire front lawn is covered with thousands of little green signs - each with a different number! Ahahahah! I'll be EVERY address in the whole freakin' township! And what are you gonna do about it? Hopefully, NOTHING! E-mail to city hall Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy. Blog comment Of course it's easy to get on public transit! It's public transit. Blog post I saw The Mountain Ghost last night and they were really good but also scary! Actually they are called the Mountain GOATS and do not feature scary g-g-g-ghosts. Luckily. Blog post I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights. Blog post I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences. Comment You're supposed to whore yourself out! Nobody will judge you! ACTUALLY EVERYONE WILL JUDGE YOU THAT'S HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS Truth and Beauty Bombs comment We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE Comment Strange things in the neighbourhood (partial list): seeing things running through head invisible man sleeping in bed from the 'songs in list format' meme Ryan invented Failure is just success rounded down. Comic dialogue External links Ryan's livejournal Category:Comics authors Category:Cartoonists Category:Humorists Category:Programmers from Canada Category:1980 births Category:Living people Category:People from Ottawa