Archer (season 9)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 - Vice 6 7 8 - Dreamland 9 - Danger Island | Main The following is a list of quotes from the ninth season Archer Danger Island. Archer: Danger Island – Strange Pilot Reynaud: "Everyone one out! This hotel is closed until further notice!" Malory: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?" Reynaud: "I am shocked - shocked! - to find out that gambling is going on in here" Malory: "Oh for…" Whitney: "Ah-hah! Not to mention adultery. [points at Sterling] He seduced my wife: arrest him!" Reynaud: "Monsieur, this is French territory: of course adultery is not illegal." Sterling: "What about consensual buggery?" Whitney: [sharp inhalation of breath] Sterling: "Ahem...asking for a buddy. Charlotte: "You destroyed my marriage!" Sterling: "Hey, it takes two to tango!" Pam: "And obviously you guys already had some problems, so…." Ray: "Zut alors!" Charlotte: "You wanna talk problems?!" [drinks deeply from decanter]'" "My marriage is ruined: when my family find out why, they will disown me, as will all of New York society. I have no money, no job, no skills and no prospects - and it's all your fault! And so right now the only thing I want in this world - besides for you to die of some heretofore unknown form of eye-hole cancer - is to get off this god-forsaken island!!!"[cut to plane leaving the island]'' Charlotte: "And when does it come back?" Pam: "2 weeks" Charlotte: "And Whitney's on it?" Pam: "Uh-huh" Charlotte: [Cries] Pam: "Ah, come on now, it's not that bad…" Charlotte: "He has my passport…" [irony no.2] Category:Archer (2009 TV series) seasons