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Everybody Loves Raymond (season 9)
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Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray.
Season 9
The Finale [9.16]
Nurse: Debra Barone?
Debra Barone: Yep. (gets up from chair) Hi, How'd it go?
Nurse: Mrs. Barone, are there any allergies or conditions your husband may have neglected to tell us about?
Debra: (worried) What do you mean? Why?
Nurse: Well, we're having some difficulty bringing him out of anesthesia.
Debra: What?
Nurse: He should have been out by now. He's not responding. His blood pressure's dropped below a certain level...
Debra: Robert?
Robert Barone: What is it? What, Raymond?
Amy Barone: What's happening?
Debra: He's not waking up.
Robert: Let me go in there. I'm his blood type.
Robert: [to nurse] No no no no listen to me, he is my brother! I can wake him up! RAYMOND!
Robert storms towards operating room doors
Doctor: Hi, are you the Barone's?
Robert: My brother's in there! RAYMOND!
Doctor: He's fine now. His blood pressure's returning to normal and he's coming out of it. This happens sometimes, it's a form of hypertension, but he's perfectly alright.
Debra: [through tears, to doctor] Thank you.
Doctor: You can see him in a few minutes.
Debra: Oh, oh my god.
Robert: Oh, oh ok but he's fine.
Debra: Yes.
Robert: He said it went fine. It went good.
Amy: I noticed the nurse was still buttoned.
Debra: Now listen. What happened in there, (sternly) nobody tells Ray.
Frank Barone: Or his mother.
Marie Barone: Hop on one foot.
Ray Barone: starts hopping
Marie: What's your address?
Ray: 320 Fowler
Marie: What town?
Ray: Linbrook
Marie: What's my birthday?
Ray: (pause) Ahhhh, uhhhhh
Marie: (starts crying) Oh My God!
Ray: No, ahh, December 9th!
Frank Barone: 1802!
Debra: [the entire family is gathered all around the table] Hey, Ray, it's a little crowded in here.
Ray: Maybe we should get a bigger table.
[The series' last lines]
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