King of the Hill (season 12)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 | Main King of the Hill (1997-2010) was an American animated sitcom that aired on Fox. The show centers around the Hill family, whose head is the ever-responsible, hard-working, loyal, disciplined, and honest Bank Bill. Suite Smells of Success [12.1] Peggy: Wrap him up, college boy! Bobby Rae [12.2] Hank: Bobby, do you want to end up like George Clooney? The Powder Puff Boys [12.3] Four Wave Intersection [12.4] Hank: Hey Bobby. How was the surf today? Did Boomhauer do his famous flamingo? That's when he stands on one leg, that's not easy to do, even on the ground. Bobby: No, all he did was fall flat on his face and embarrass himself, and us by association, we didn't even get to ride the wave. Hank: Boomhauer was embarrassed? <sighs> I don't know what the heck's going on here but someone needs to get their asses kicked. Bobby: Finally. Yes. Thank you. It's time to kick their local asses! Hank: Bobby, language. But, yes. I am going to kick their asses. Death Picks Cotton [12.5] Cotton:(After kicking down a wall Hank just finished making) "That was in my way!" Peggy: It's okay. I'm here, you can go now. Go, go into the light. The light is good. You can just let go now. Cotton: Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer that you put your hood back on. Peggy: Why won't you die? Cotton: This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son! Peggy: Enough! Your son has always loved you despite your constant torture. You want to die alone? Fine. You want to keep coming back and never die? That's fine too. In fact, I hope you do go on living forever as the unhappy person you are in the hell you have created here on this earth. I hope you live forever. I really do. Cotton: Oh, do you, now? (cackles, then dies as his heart monitor goes off) Dale: (After blowing up the shack that Hank just built because Hank's father wanted it destroyed) "Yee-haw! That was for you colonel!" (runs off) Raise the Steaks [12.6] Hank: [to a guy by the store] Are you trying to frame me? Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare. Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done? Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave. Hank: It's the beast steak I have ever eaten. Tears of an Inflatable Clown [12.7] Bobby: Have a socially relevant day! The Minh Who Knew Too Much [12.8] Dream Weaver [12.9] Doggone Crazy [12.10] Hank: [as Ladybird growls when rain falls] It's okay, Ladybird. It's just a little thunder. Oskar de Vries: Maybe this nutjob actually knows what he's doing! Trans-Fascism [12.11] Hank: But I thought you'd be proud. Tom Landry: We're not. The Untitled Blake McCormick Project [12.12] The Accidental Terrorist [12.13] Hank Hill: He was behind you the last time it broke down. Well, that's lucky, I-I guess. Hank Hill: Stop it, Tom! It's all over! I know. Tom Hammond: You know what, buddy? Hank Hill: That you've been selling me a bag of lies for the last twenty-five years. How could you, Tom? Tom Hammond: Well, what can I say, Hank? I'm a salesman. Dale Gribble: Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up. After Dale tells Hank he saw him driving away from the explosion: Peggy Hill: (Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale! Bobby Hill: Dad, I'm confused. So you should trust people until they betray you, and then try to blow them up? Hank Hill: The only thing I'm guilty of is trusting you. Well, I'll tell you one thing: I may go to jail, but I’ve zipped my lips for the last time. Boomhauer: Hank always seemed like a very quiet man, you know. Lady and Gentrification [12.14] Enrique: They put salmon in the fish tacos, Hank! Behind Closed Doors [12.15] Dale: [tuning to his piano, sings] Yep! Hank: Peggy! What are you doing in your underwear outside the master bathroom? Hank: [to a man at the mall] Look, you and your got-dang book had upset my family and you're gonna fix it! Pour Some Sugar on Khan [12.16] Six Characters in Search of a House [12.17] Bobby: [while the actors practice their Unique New York type] Check it out! I'm an actor! Peggy: Well, obviously; babies are not as stupid as they look. The Courtship of Joseph's Father [12.18] Joseph: [upset] I can't remember what you look like! Strangeness on a Train [12.19] Lucky: Lucky is on the case. That's usually what I say when I drink beer, but this time it refers to this mystery. Kahn: Lucky Kleinschmidt,it was you and Luanne wasn't it? You trying to get in as much hanky-panky as you can before she has her baby? Lucky: Not that there's anything wrong with your premise but no, it wasn't us. Luanne: We haven't done in public since Lucky almost fell off a Ferris wheel. (Kahn trying to find out who had sex in a train lavatory) Bill: I don't have an alibi. Kahn: You're Bill Dauterive, that's your alibi. Lucky: You really enjoyed yourself this evening, didn't you Aunt Peggy? Peggy: (gasps) You know? Lucky: Good for you. Happy Birthday Aunt Peggy. Cops and Robert [12.20] Peggy: Now maybe we can reopen the fanny pack discussion? It Came from the Garage [12.21] Bill: Somehow I always knew it would come to this. Life: A Loser's Manual [12.22] Hank: [to Lucky] Pee-pee money is not an employment history. External links King of the Hill Category:King of the Hill seasons