Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

thumb| Augustus Baldwin Longstreet (September 22, 1790 – July 9, 1870) was an American lawyer, minister, journalist, educator, and humorist, known for his book Georgia Scenes. He was the uncle of the senior Confederate General James Longstreet, whom he helped raise, and to whom he was a mentor. Quotes Georgia Scenes (1840) 2nd ed. New York: Harper & Bros, 1858 He was a horse of goodly countenance, rather expressive of vigilance than fire; though an unnatural appearance of fierceness was thrown into it by the loss of his ears, which had been cropped pretty close to his head. "The Horse-Swap", p. 24 In the younger days of the Republic there lived in the county of —— two men, who were admitted on all hands to be the very best men in the county; which, in the Georgia vocabulary, means they could flog any other two men in the county. "The Fight", p. 53 It is said that a hundred gamecocks will live in perfect harmony together it you do not put a hen with them; and so it would have been with Billy and Bob, had there been no women in the world. But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it. "The Fight", pp. 55–56 All the knowing ones were consulted as to the issue, and they all agreed, to a man, in one of two opinions: either that Bob would flog Billy, or Billy would flog Bob. "The Fight", p. 58 Language cannot describe the scene that followed; the shouts, oaths, frantic gestures, taunts, replies, and little fights; and therefore I shall not attempt it. "The Fight", p. 63 External links Category:1790 births Category:1870 deaths Category:Humorists from the United States Category:Authors from the United States Category:Clergy from the United States Category:Methodists from the United States Category:University of Mississippi faculty Category:University of South Carolina faculty Category:Yale University alumni Category:People from Georgia (U.S. state)