Endangered Species (TV series)

Endangered Species (March 3, 2015-June 2, 2015) is a Canadian Animated television series created by Asaph Fipke for Teletoon. Season 1 The Fast and the Furriest [1.1a] Wish You Were Here [1.1b] Bouncing Bunny, Hidden Squirrel [1.2a] Tail-Fighting Squirrel: Hey! No Fair! Gull: Then, The Villainous Tail Fighter Hung his head and cried. Tail-Fighting Squirrel: What?! [Sobs] Gull: He Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Eating] ...And Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Brushing His Teeth] ...And Cried... [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Continues Sobbing While Sleeping] ...And Cried! Tail-Fighting Squirrel: You Made Me Cry! Bouncing Bunny: Yes, I Know! I Am Sorry, but you Are The Villain, Ha haa! Gull: Uh, So... Meanwhile... The Villain Tailfighter made The Most Powerful Tail-Fighting Tail in All The world. Then, He Accidentally Hit His Thumb! Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Hits His Thumb With a hammer] YAAAA-OOOWWWWW!! Gull, Stop That! My Thumb, she Cannot take the Narration! Gull: And Then, He Checked To make sure That His Awesome New Stink-Fighting Tail Was Really, Really Stinky... [Stink-Fighting Tail Lets out a stinky gas on Tail-Fighting Squirrel] Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Gags] UGH! Gull! Gull: Then He Burped! [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Burps] Then He Farted! Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts] Narrator! This, It is enough! Gull: [Giggles] Then, he Let It rip With a Kung Pow Peee-ewwwwww! Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Farts, then Growls] GULL!! Gull: [Laughs] And Then, He Made a Little Squeaky Air Dumpling! [Tail-Fighting Squirrel Does a Little Squeaky Fart Noise, Gull Laughs] And Then... Tail-Fighting Squirrel: [Continues Farting] ENOUGH!! Let us Move On! Bouncing Bunny: [Sees Gull As The Narrator sleeping on the Ground, Then Pours a Bucket of Water to wake him up, scene cuts to him looking At The Camera] What're You Doing Narrator?! Tail-fighter is Stronger Than Ever! To Defeat Him, We Must Battle Together As One, Ha ha! Gull: Oh. i-i Did Not Know That Ha ha. Bouncing Bunny: [Whispering] That's Because I just added This bit To The Kung-Fu Story. Innards Space [1.2b] Raiders of the Lost Throne Room [1.3a] Stump of Horrors [1.3b] My Best Friend Schlitzy [1.4a] DAWG!! [1.4b] 10 Minutes to Cookies [1.5a] Pickle: Tell me More! Tell me More! Future Gull: The Future is... Salty, and Tastes Like Chicken. Pickle: I Knew it! Merl: That is Not the Future, That is the Lunch! Time, She Does not Work That way! Future Gull: In the future, There is no Time. Merl: That Does not Even Make Sense! Future Gull: In the future, We Don't Make Sense. Merry Garbage Day! [1.5b] [at the beginning of the Episode With The "Merry Garbage Day!" Title, Merl Hums The 12 Days of Christmas Song While Sorting out his Nut Collection] Pickle: [Sighs] I Hate August. [Sighs Again] Did you Hear me? Merl: Yeas? [Humming Continues] Pickle: Don'tcha Wanna know Why? Merl: Not Really, No. [Humming Continues Again] Pickle: Cos' There's No Holidays in August! What Kind of Stupid Month Has No Holidays?! All Work And no Play Makes Pickle [In Anger While a Train Horn Sound was heard in the Background] GO CRAZY!!! Flashloose Fever [1.6a] Frankenstump [1.6b] Gone Buddy Gone [1.7a] Detective Pickle: Only If you Play Along, Ma'am. Now, We Need An Hysterical Victim. Merl: No! This is no time to Play The Hysterical Victim! [Becomes Sad] I Will Not Get all of The Work Done in the emotional and the completely out of Control! [Whimpers] Find my Nutty Buddy! I'm Begging you! Please! Detective Pickle: Don't Worry Ma'am. We're On The Case. Just Us League of Heroes [1.7b] Merl: [Facepalms] This Stump, She will never be clean! The Avenging Pickle: Fear Not Citizen! For A Superhero Has Heard your cry For Justice! ...The Avenging Pickle! Merl: So, You Will Help me do the Cleaning? The Avenging Pickle: No, I'm a Superhero, Not a Maid! The Avenging Pickle: [Hi Fives] WooHoo! We're a Dynamic Duo! Merl: OK... Three Can be in the Duo, Yes? The Avenging Pickle: Uh... [Thinks] Hmm, Not exactly. But OK. Merl: Then Prepare to Face The Hypoallergenic SuperPowers of... [Disguises As El' Sanitario] ...El' Sanitario! The Avenging Pickle: The "Who" What? El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario, The World's Cleanest SuperHero, Dedicated To Visual, The Justice, and the Anti-Bacteria Way! The Avenging Pickle: Just Showing off The 37-Ultra-Unique and Incredibly Random SuperPowers of... ...The Avenging Pickle! So What Does Your SuperGuide do? El' Sanitario: El' Sanitario? Why, He Keeps The World Safe By Keeping It Clean. Starting with the Sofa. [Gives The Avenging Pickle And The Hug The Cleaning Things] Join Me, Yes? As We Go On The Glorious Mission of The Tidiness! The Avenging Pickle: [Sighs] If I Didn't Know Better, I'd Say El' Sanitarium was Just Trying to Trick us into Cleaning Stuff up. Collecting Merl [1.8a] Merl: I Have...Beech-Nuts, Peanuts, Chest-Nuts, Argentinian Marshmallow Nuts, Hazelnuts, Pine Nuts, Spider Nuts, Sugar-Free Diet Nuts, Neon-Nuts, Kola-Nuts, The Peekaboo-Shell-Pecan-Nuts, Gummy Nuts, Sushi Nuts, [Pickle Yawns] Pistachios In Every Color of The Rainbow, [Gull Gasps] And Some Sweet, Sweet Cashews. Gull: Bless You. Merl: Huh? Uh... And Finally...The Ultimate Prized Nut of My Nut Collection. The Stuffed Nut! Nutty Buddy... Gull: WOAH! Collections Are Fun! [Sulks In Sadness] Oh, Wish i Could Collect Stuff... Pickle: What's Stoppin' Ya, Gull? Pickle: Whoa, Gull, We Need To Preservate The integrity of your collection! Gull: In...Tegger...tee? Merl: Alright, Look, Give My Back My- [Steps on a Farty-Cushion And Thinking That He has to go to the Bathroom, Pickle And Gull Laugh] Ah... I Must Uh... [Rushes To The Bathroom] Pickle: You Still Got It, Whoopee Cushion! Gull: I Dunno, Pickle. Maybe I should Give Merl His Stuff Back. Pickle: Givin' Stuff Back's The Total Opposite of Collecting, Ain't It? Gull: Yeah! Wait, no. Duh, yes? Pickle: We Need To Display Your Collection All Proper-Like, Gull! [Gets an idea, Then Gasps] Gull, We Need To make a Merl-Museum! Gull: Yeah! We're Gonna make Merl Soooo Happy! Merl: Ah, now This makes me happy. [Puts on a bib] I tie the beeb, I eat the Cake. [Gull Cuts a hole in the table With a Sharp Cutting Saw And takes Merl's Cake] WHAT?! [Gull Takes Merl's bib And Chuckles While Stealing merl's Cake] Hey! Where are you going with my Lunchy?! [Opens The Door And sees Merl-Museum With his Stuff And Gets Shocked] What is This? Gull: It's my Collection Of... ...Merl-O-Bilia! Pickle: Welcome To The Merl-Museum! Merl: [Gets Angry And Sees His Stuff That Was Stolen] OK, You 2 Have had The fun, but You Must Stop The Stealing of my Stuff! You will take no more! Pickle: [Gasps] Y'Know What that means?! Gull: No I Do not! [Blinks] Pickle: Merl-Relics Have Just Became Really Rare! [Gull Gets Surprised] Better Increase Security! Merl: [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl-O-Bilia Museum By Pickle, Becomes Really Angry And Opens The Door And Sees The Merl-O-Bilia Meseum With His Stuff And Gets Surprised] The Velvet Ropes, They Are Everywhere. Who Put all this stuff Around My Bed? Pickle: [Shouting In a Megaphone] No Touching The Exhibit Please! Merl: That is No Exhibit! It is My Bed! Gull: And We're Gonna Keep it Just Like It was The Last time You Slept in It! Pickle: Sorry, You'll have to Leave Now. Museum's Closed. [Takes Merl Out of the Merl Museum] Merl: WHAT?! But This is My Room! Where Am I Supposed to Sleep?! [Door Closes, Then Grunts And Sees The Blinking Light of The Merl Museum And Grunts again while sleeping on the Couch] No Touching The Exhibit... That's No Exhibit, That's My Bed... [Grunts Again] That Blinky Light, It Makes it Too hard to Sleep! Oh, And I Cannot Get To Sleep Without My Little Stuffy Nutty Buddy! [Groans, And Then gets out of his Blanket] That Is It! I Am going to Get my Nutty Buddy Back! [Opens the Museum Door and Gets Shocked while hearing a siren] Pickle: Uh, Sorry Ma'am, But The Merl Museum is Closed. Merl: [Grunts While Turning On The Light] But I Can't get to sleep Without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy! Pickle: Merl, It's a Museum, Not a Li-bary. Gull: Yeah, Merl, I Mean... Ahdoi! Merl: Then Why do Both of you get to sleep in your Beds?! Pickle: Cause We're The Museum Night Guards! Gull: Sorry, Merl, But The Merl Museum Will be Open Again in The morning. Merl: [Being Dragged By Pickle And Gull] Nutty Buddy! [Gets Escorted Out of The Merl Museum, Door Closes Again Then Groans In Anger] That is It! They Have Pushed Merl Too far With This Collecting! I Will Break Into my own Museum...Uh, I Mean, Bedroom, [his eyes well with tears] and get Back My Nutty Buddy... Family Fun Day [1.8b] Borderline Nuts [1.9a] Pickle: Cuz' You're a Big Meanie! Merl: Because I Care! My Space, My Rules! Gull in Tights [1.9b] Mosquitoes...Mo' Problems [1.10a] [Episode Starts When a Mosquito Is Buzzing] Merl: [Sips His Coffee] Ahh, my favourite time of the day, el brekko de cafe mundo. [Mosquito Keeps Buzzing] Ugh! [Merl Notices a Mosquito Landed on his forehead, and merl got angry at The Mosquito, Then Hits The Mosquito With his magazine, But Hits Him In The fore head instead] oi! Ayayay! adios, mosquito! [Goes Berserks Over a Mosquito Bugging Him] Gull: Merl did you get a paper cut again? It's not the magazines fault. Pickle: Well if it ain't a old fashioned down hold magazine swinging, woo hoo! Me next! (Laughs) Merl's Birthday Blues [1.10b] Speechless [1.11a] Rear WindOW [1.11b] Muck Raking [1.12a] Size Matters, Yes [1.12b] Walk Around in Each Other's Paws [1.13a] Hotel Merl [1.13b] Quality Time [1.14a] Pickle Says... Relax! [1.14b] The Basement [1.15a] Merl: Pickle? What is this you do? Pickle: Oh...I thought it would be nice to have some company down here. In the dark, with the monsters. [Merl and Pickle Screams] Merl: The stairs, where did she go? Pickle: Don't know. But there's a light over there! Follow me! Merl: No, it is not safe! Nothing is safe! Do you understand Pickle, Yes? I Shake you out to make you understand! Pickle: Uh, That's not Me You're Shaking. [Merl Screams] Pickle: Hurry, Merl, Before the Darkness Gets Ya! Gull to Sleep! [1.15b] Flying Squirrel [1.16a] E.A.T.Y [1.16b] Hinden Stump [1.17a] Pickle Productions [1.17b] Dilly Comes to Town [1.18a] Beard Goggles [1.18b] Gull-Patterned Baldness [1.19a] Fame and Fortune [1.19b] Pickle: We'd be So Rare, We'd Become Rich and Famous! Merl: No No No, Merl is Beneato with the rich and the famous [Screams in pain while getting his foot caught by a mouse trap, and then started whimpering] it Hurts too much, yes?... [Whimpers Sadly] Gull: Then We All Lived Happily ever afters. [Merl Screams In Pain] Nutty Buddy Goes Nuts [1.20a] The Fable [1.20b] Locked Out [1.21a] Where No Stump Has Gone Before! [1.21b] Pillow Fight of the Century [1.22a] Gull Proof [1.22b] Family Puzzle Night [1.23a] Tub of Troubles [1.23b] What a Long, Strange Camping Trip It's Been [1.24a] Cage Match [1.24b] Disaster Drill Disaster [1.25a] Gull Goes to the Moon [1.25b] Squirrel Plague!! [1.26a] Cliffhanger [1.26b] [Last lines of The Entire series] Gull: What? Crowd (offscreen): Awww! Shorts Charades In A Bottle Gullzillaaaa!! Knock Knock Modesty, Yes? Merl: Ayayay! The Underwear of Me, she has gone down in the disposal of the trash! Pickle: aw, Don't worry merl, only thing folks need Undies forth to keep them from being naked when they got no clothes on! Merl: I am naked! Pickle: you're not naked, we're animals! We got fur! Merl: with naked fur?! [Screams And Gets His metal Pan as his Modesty] Gull: [Rubs The Metal Pan With his Index Finger] Hmm... [Merl Hits Gull's Index Finger With a Metal Pan But Failed] Pickle: Merl, Keep Your Fur On And You'll Be Fine! Merl: No! I Must Do The Covering up of the naked body Of me Without The Clothes! [Looks For his Modesty And Grabs The lamp as his Modesty] The Modesty, Yes? Planet Of The Ants Weather Report External links Show page on Teletoon Endangered Species Category:Cancelled shows Category:2010s Canadian animated TV shows