Crash Canyon

Crash Canyon is an adult animated sitcom. It tells the story of the community living at the bottom of a canyon. The Wendel family is looking for an original holiday by caravan but their trip ends sooner than expected at the bottom of a canyon in Alberta, Canada. Episodes Pilot (the Wendell family are inside the Roadside Sign Museum) Norm: The guidebook was right. This sign museum is awesome! Sheila: (groans) We'll be in the car! (Norm spots a 'closed' sign) Norm: A closed sign! (laughs) And they're open! It's funny because it's not true! Shelia: [gasps] SID BUTANE! You're Sid Butane! This is Sid Butane! (Norm and Sheila are inside the Manderbelts' house) Sheila: We have been waiting half an hour. I know because I've counted to ten 1800 times! (the Manderbelts' youngest son, Vaughn, comes in) Norm: Hello there, who are you? Vaughn: I'm Vaughn and you're not! (The Manderbelts' living room. While Sheila is in the bathroom, Norm talks to them.) Norm: If you want, I could help with the cat. I'm an engineer. Part of the team that came up with the FirmShut gate. (Reginald and Beverly stand silently) Norm: It won a Swingy. (Reginald and Beverly remain silent) Norm: The highest honour the gate industry gives. (Reginald and Beverly remain silent) Norm: You guys don't read a lot of gate industry trade magazines, do you? Confidence Builder Shelia: I hate solar power! Norm: Sorry, honey? I couldn’t hear you. I was shaving. Sarah: This problem affects all of us, like a flash flood or Vernon’s haicheen Moose on the Loose Shelia: I’m gonna take away that rock and take away your computer privileges after you failed math! Roxy: And I’m gonna go around you like I did by boring a friend’s laptop! Vernon: Hey, my gravy! [gets hit by a stick] Ow! Norm: What was that? Jake: Maybe it’s the moose! If the find it we’ll be heroes! External links Category:2010s American adult animated TV shows Category:2010s Canadian adult animated TV shows Category:Flash adult animated TV shows Category:American adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Canadian adult animated comedy TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:MTV shows Category:Teletoon at Night shows Category:Animated TV shows about children Category:Animated TV shows about families Category:Animated TV shows about teenagers