Abbott Elementary season 5

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 | Main Abbott Elementary (2021–present) is an American mockumentary school comedy, airing on ABC, about a group of teachers brought together in one of the worst public schools in the country, simply because they love teaching. Team Building [5.01] Janine: Good morning, and happy "my second favorite holiday after Christmas" Development Day, every Ooh, donuts. Teacher: Hey. How you doing? Cheating [5.02] All: (singing) Que tu cuerpo es pa'. darle alegría y cosa buena. Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena. Hey, Macarena. Mr. Johnson: I got a rule for y'all. You need to wait two hours between washes before you run that dishwasher in the lounge, or else. Ballgame [5.03] Barbara: Mmm-hmm. Janine: We did. Barbara: Don't mind if I la-do-do. Janine: I'll take two. Game Night [5.04] Rinny: Duck, duck, duck... Melissa: Listen, I know it's a lot to commit to, Barb, but seriously, you're missing out. Barbara: Melissa, I cannot possibly watch five hundred episodes of a British reality show, even if it does deal with my favorite emotion, love, on my favorite landform, an island. (to camera) Duck, duck, goose is the perfect game. Melissa: (to camera) Yeah, first of all, contained to a small area. Only one kid talks every round. Barbara: (to camera) [quietly] Yeah. Camping [5.05] Melissa: So, what are everybody's Halloween plans? Barbara: Just the usual. Janine: Trick or treating? Gregory: We're too old for that. No Phones [5.06] Janine: No phones day is for staff and faculty too, not just kids. There's no iPhones in team. Gregory: What about the phones initiative? Goofgirl [5.07] Ava: It's really a great name. Gregory: She's a goofgirl, you know. Birthday [5.08] Ava: Happy birthday, Janine! TBA [5.09] TBA [5.10] TBA [5.11] TBA [5.12] TBA [5.13] TBA [5.14] TBA [5.15] TBA [5.16] TBA [5.17] TBA [5.18] TBA [5.19] TBA [5.20] TBA [5.21] TBA [5.22] Category:Abbott Elementary seasons