No Hard Feelings (2023 film)

No Hard Feelings is a 2023 American sex comedy film about a 32-year-old Uber driver who answers an ad to date a shy 19-year-old in order to boost his confidence prior to college. Directed by Gene Stupnitsky. Written by Gene Stupnitsky and John Phillips. Pretty. Awkward.taglines thumb|It was a long time ago. Who cares?"I care." Maddie Barker [sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore? [after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?! Percy [protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started? Dialogue Maddie: Do you want me to date him, or "date" him? Laird, Allison: Yes! Laird: Date him! Allison: Date him! Laird: Date him hard! Maddie: I'll date his brains out! Maddie: [after fighting a few kids in the nude] What about you? Want some business? Beach Bully: No, no, no, take it, take it. Maddie: You think it's cool to steal clothes? Beach Bully: You need fucking help. Call the cops. Maddie: Stay the fuck out of Montauk! Maddie: It was a long time ago. Who cares? Percy: I care. Maddie: I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask. Percy: Of course. That's private. Maddie: Do you ever have those? Percy: Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah. Maddie: Tell me. Percy: You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Maddie: Okay. Percy: I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. [Maddie looks confused] Maddie: And that made you cum? Percy: Uh... I did not. Maddie: How the fuck is that a sex dream? Percy: You asked me if I have intense dreams. Cameron B: [filming himself on phone] Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B. We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk. Trash Gucci: [also filming himself] Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci. If you or someone you know is being bullied, never be afraid to speak up. [Maddie steps in the background of their filming to use the beer keg] Bullying is not a... Cameron B: [to Maddie] Excuse me, ma'am. Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you. Maddie: Just getting a beer, Frosted. Cameron B: [to Trash Gucci] Did she just call me Frosted? [he and his friend train their phones on Maddie] That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh? Maddie: Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed. Jim: You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that. Sara: Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber. [at a bar with Maddie] Percy: I just hope my parents don’t find out that I’m here. Maddie: Do they come here? Percy: No, no. They track my phone. Maddie: Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too? Percy: You're gonna be okay. Maddie: What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? You're gonna be okay. Percy: We're both gonna be okay. [Maddie is being kicked out of a teen's party] Maddie: Your fucking parents are here? Party Mother: You think our son would have a party without our consent? Taglines Pretty. Awkward. Not a love story. Cast Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker Laura Benanti - Allison Becker Natalie Morales - Sara Scott MacArthur - Jim Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan Kyle Mooney - Jody Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer External links 0015671028 https://www.nohardfeelingsmovie.com Category:2023 films Category:2020s American films Category:Sex comedy films Category:American coming-of-age films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Films set in New York (state)