Jhankaar Beats

Jhankaar Beats is a 2003 Bollywood film. Dialogue Shanti: At the most, she'll say no... Neel: Oh God, I will die if she says no. Rishi: Innocent child, you should be getting scared if she says yes. Neel: Do you know who my father is? Rishi: Why? Don't you know who your father is? Deep: Your luck's changing. Rishi: From good to bad. [Deep is encouraging Neel to talk to Preeti.] Deep: Just stay cool. Say hi, I'm Neel, I'd like to take you out to dinner. Rishi: And...don't say anything about sex. Deep: Shut up, Rishi. Don't confuse him. Rishi: Hey, look at that guy! Looks just like the baldie from office! Deep: Now go on, smart, confident. Rishi: Don't talk about sex. Neel: [to Preeti] I want to have sex with the bald guy! Shanti: Marriage is a lovely institution Rishi: A lovely mental institution! Deep: Oh, no, my mother-in-law's coming! Rishi: Deep, I told you five years ago...you marry a woman, you marry her mother. Mother-in-law: What nonsense! My brother has four servants, two cars, with drivers, two T.Vs... Muskaan: Granny, does your brother take bribes? Mother-in-law: What? Who told you that? Muskaan: Daddy did! Shanti: Deep, will you do me a favour? Deep: Anything for you, darling! Rishi: He never says that to me... Deep: There are only two things important in life...food, and music. Rishi: Sir, you're a philosopher. Deep: Now go, ask her to dinner! [Neel goes up to Preeti.] Neel: Um, uh, can you tell me where the nearest laundry is? Preeti: Sure, take a left there, and... Neel: Wow, you know this area very well. May I take you to the laundry sometime? Preeti: Excuse me? Neel: I...I mean may I take you to dinner? Preeti: I don't even know you! Neel: Okay, okay...how about an ice-cream? We'll get to know each other better...there's an ice-cream parlour right next to your house. Preeti: My house? How do you know where my house is? Cast Sanjay Suri — Deep Rahul Bose — Rishi Shayan Munshi — Neel Juhi Chawla — Shanti Rinke Khanna — Nicky Riya Sen — Preeti Vijayendra Ghatge — Mr. Kapoor Ikraa Khatri — Muskaan Raja Vaid — Vijay External links 0347278 Jhankaar Beats Category:2003 films Category:Indian buddy comedy films Category:Indian romantic comedy films