All That/Season 11

The Jonas Brothers [11.01] Nathan Janak: Welcome to...Cancelled, With Nathan. I am here to tell you what is now officially cancelled, and why. Up next we have people just saying "'K" instead of "O. K.". Yes, "'kay" is...cancelled! No, I am not cancelling the letter "K". It can stay. I need to spell words like "kangaroo"...and "kazoo". And "knight", even though it is silent. But replying with "'K" instead of "O. K." is not O. K.. I texted my friend Jeremy a question. I asked, "Hey, Jeremy, when you're done with that skateboard, can you let me know, because I want to use it next?". And he replied with..."'K". Have you ever heard anything more rude in your whole life?! What, am I not worth the 'O'?! I was under the impression that we were friends. What kind of friend is too lazy to reply back with two syllables?! I got him the exact limited edition skateboard that he wanted for his birthday. And in return, I can't even get two letters?! Phew! Well, guess what, Jeremy. Maybe I'm too lazy to say all of "Jeremy" now. So from now on, you're "Jair"..."'K"? Daddy Yankee [11.02] Long Coat: "All right! We've assembled some of the toughest, most ruthless villains in all of Cityville. Robo Arms! Rocket Shoes! And Hot Breath! The first place we hit is the bank, and with all of us, Hero Boy won't be able to stop us!" Robo Arms (Chinguun Sergelen): "If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us, I'll destroy him by launching a truck at him with the sheer force of my arms!" All: "YEAH!" Rocket Shoes (Green): "If I see him, I will blast into him full speed with the immense power of my rockets!" All: "YEAH!" Hot Breath (Godfrey): "And I'll breathe a gaping hole into the ground until Hero Boy falls to him doom!" All: "YEAH!" Long Coat: "And I'll have this...very long coat. Now, when we first get in the bank, I..." (Robo Arms raises his right hand.) Long Coat: "What is it, Robo Arms?" Robo Arms: "Am I the only one who feels like...the coat really isn't that helpful? I mean, we all explained what we would do in full detail, but--" Long Coat: "Bad guys always wear long coats. It's scary." Kane Brown [11.03] Positive Poppi: "Hi! I'm Positive Poppi. Today's inspirational quote to keep in mind is, 'Life is a gift'." (A giant present, wrapped in yellow wrapping paper with red flowers and tied with green ribbon, falls on her; only her feet are now visible.) Positive Poppi: "Stay positive!" Ryan Alessi Other character (Caddell): "O, M, G. I heard Scary Basement IV is so much scarier than the first three." Other character (Aria Brooks): "I heard the first ten seconds are the scariest ten seconds in cinema history. #ScaryBasementIVChallenge." (She shrieks in delight.) Other character (Caddell): "Can't wait!" T@$#le!gh: "Soooo scared! O. M. G.; tag me in that. It's T@$#le!gh. T-at sign-dollar sign-hashtag-L-E-exclamation point-G-H." Other character (Aria Brooks): "Guys...don't look, it's Tevin; O..." Other character (Caddell): "...M..." T@$#le!gh: "...G!" Tevin (Godfrey): "Bro, bro, I'm so gonna make it through the first ten seconds, no prob." Other character (Lumpkin): "Dude, I don't know. Trad saw Scary Basement and his whole family had to move to a house without a basement." Other character (Janak): "Bro, I am so stoked; I am not even scared at all." Tevin: "At all, bro." Other character (Lumpkin): "Bro!" Other character (Janak): "Bro!" (All three fist-bump) Announcer: "It's time for the world's easiest game show, Simplicity! And here's your host, Dell Devine!" Del Devine (Alessi): "Welcome to Simplicity, the simplest game show in the whole world. Let's meet our contestants for today. From East Dakota, Linda Schnutzenberger." Linda Schnutzenberger (Caddell): "Hi!" Del Devine: "And from Dallas, Canada...Larry Van Halen!" Larry Van Halen (Sergelen): "Whuh-sup?" Del Devine: "Let's play Simplicity. The rules are simple. I'll ask a question. If you know the answer, press one green button and two red ones. If you don't know the answer, pull the lever and honk the horn. But if you hear this sound..." (The buzzer sounds) Del Devine: "...push a blue button, wait three seconds, then twist the purple knob. Whatever you do, do not touch the kazoo. Everybody ready?" Linda Schnutzenberger: "Ready..." Larry Van Halen: "NO..." Del Devine: "First question. What sport is played with a basketball?" Larry Van Halen: "Basketball!" Del Devine: "That is correct!" Larry Van Halen: "Yes!" Del Devine: "But you forgot to ring a bell." Larry Van Halen: "What bell?" (The buzzer sounds) Linda Schnutzenberger: "Basketball." Del Devine: "Correct! Linda wins Round 1!" Larry Van Halen: "But, she didn't ring a bell." Del Devine: "Yes, Larry. That's because after one contestant answers incorrectly, the other contestant can answer if they're eating a 12-foot party sub." (Linda is revealed to be doing this) Del Devine: "And now, it's time for Round 6!" Larry Van Halen: "Wha--Round 6? Can we go over the rules again?" Del Devine: "No...next question. How many eggs are in a dozen?" Larry Van Halen: "Twelve." (A fisherman enters, hitting Larry with a fish known as the large-mouthed spotted bass) Larry Van Halen: "Hey! What was that?!" Del Devine: "You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a large-mouthed spotted bass!" Larry Van Halen: "But...a dozen is twelve." Del Devine: "But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by six, so the correct answer is two. Linda?" Linda Schnutzenberger: "Nine." Larry Van Halen: "You're gonna get slapped with a fish--" (The fisherman returns, and again he hits Larry with the fish) Larry Van Halen: "Why me?! The right answer was two!" Del Devine: "That's because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3. The rules are pretty clear, Larry." Linda Schnutzenberger (to Larry): "What are you not understanding?" Larry Van Halen: "A lot!" Del Devine: And, since Linda won that round…Larry, you get kicked by two bears! (Two brown bears appear on the stage and kick Larry; a siren blares after the bears depart) Del Devine: Oh; you know what that sound means! Linda Schnutzenberger: Lightning Round! Larry Van Halen: I have no idea! Del Devine: It’s the Lightning Round! Linda Schnutzenberger: Peanut butter! Snorkel! Sub! Refrigerator! Kansas! Larry Van Halen: Fireman? (He gets struck by simulated lightning) Larry Van Halen: Lightning?! Del Devine: Yes; it’s the “Lightning Round”. I don’t know how I could make this any easier, Larry. Larry Van Halen: Okay, okay, okay. I think…I think I just want to end this game now. Del Devine: And, we’re out of time! Linda is our winner, and has won a lifetime supply of anything she wants! Linda: Yay! This game was so simple. Del: Right? And, Larry…you owe us $800. You can pay the bears. (They reappear on the stage) Larry: I’m not giving you any money! This game doesn’t make any sense! (He tries to escape the bears) Del Devine: Tune in next time, on... Del Devine, Linda Schnutzenberger, and the audience (in unison): ...SIMPLICITY! Ally Brooke [11.04] Ella Mai [11.05] Kenan Thompson/JoJo Siwa [11.06] Other character [Lex Lumpkin]: Bro! Is that new girl, Ashley, starin' at ya? [At a school dance, Lumpkin's character and his friend Trad are looking at the aforementioned girl, T@$#le!gh, who is looking back at Trad] Trad: Probably. I'm gonna go up to her, no. I'm not, yes. I am, should I? Other characters [Lumpkin and Chinquun Sergelen]: BRO-O-O-O! Trad: Whatever. I don't care. T@$#le!gh [Ryan Alessi]: "O...M...G. should I, like...go up to him? Other character [Godfrey]: Yes, girl. Other character [Caddell]: Do it! Do it now! T@$#le!gh: "Wish me luck. Never mind, I don't need it. Ciara [11.07] H.E.R. [11.08] (Singer Gabriella Sarmiento Wilson, known professionally as H. E. R. [Having Everything Revealed], is the musical guest for this episode; she is at Good Burger, and she has given Ed her order.) Ed (Kel Mitchell): "What's the name on the order?" H. E. R.: "H. E. R.." Ed: "Oh, you...you want it in her name?" (He points to another woman who is eating at Good Burger.) H. E. R.: "No, no. I'm H. E. R.." Ed: "Oh, okay; well, if you're her, then who is she?" H. E. R.: "I don't know who she is. Listen carefully, okay? My name...is H. E. R.. H. E. R. is me." Ed: "I thought I was me. And I thought you were her." H. E. R.: "She is her." Ed: "Oh. Okay; then, who am I?" H. E. R.: "Can we just stop trying to figure out who everybody else is, please?" Ed: "No, no, no, no; I think I got it. Okay. You're you, she's her, and you're also her. All right, but she's not you. Okay? And then I'm not her, because I'm me. But...sometimes, I'm you. All right? So, she's not me...okay...and she's not you, and she's not her, and I don't know who the heck that is." (He points to another man at Good Burger) Bryce Vine [11.11] Kate Godfrey Marie Kiddo: (in a boys-only treehouse) "Welcome back to Getting Rid Of Your Stuff. I'm your host, Marie Kiddo. I help people decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. Today, I'm here at this super-secret clubhouse for boys." (The treehouse belongs to two friends, Chad and Randy, who are asleep in their hammocks.) Marie Kiddo: "HI, CHAD AND RANDY!" (Chad and Randy fall out of their hammocks.) Chad (Ryan Alessi): "Marie? How'd you get in here?" Randy (Lex Lumpkin): "No girls allowed, Marie." (Randy points to where it says "Boys Only" on one of the treehouse walls.) Chad: "Yeah; didn't you read the sign?" Marie Kiddo: "Yep." (She notices some comic books of theirs, and picks them up.) Marie Kiddo: "Tell me about these comic books. Do they bring you joy?" Chad: "Yep; they're colorful and violent." Marie Kiddo: "Then we keep the comics." Randy: "Okay." (She puts them down, and then notices the beanbag chairs.) Marie Kiddo: "How about these old beanbag chairs? Do they spark gladness?" Chad: "Spark gladness?" Randy: "You mean, does Chad fart in them?" Chad: "Randy!" Randy: "Hey, you spark somethin' in them all the time." Marie Kiddo: "In that case, we thank you, beanbag chairs, and we give a little giggle." (She giggles mischievously.) Marie Kiddo: "DESTROOOOY!" (She makes three long steel claws, similar to those of Wolverine from X-Men, emerge from each of her hands, and she uses these claws to destroy the beanbag chairs.) Chad: "Marie! I sit in those!" Marie Kiddo: "THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!" (short pause) Marie Kiddo: "And we're calm." Darcy (a cheerleader; she is cheering for Dullmont Jr. High School's 'Hemlock' [a parody of 'Hamlet'] play, which opens with Gabrielle Neveah Green and Nathan Janak): "She said her line, then he said his, and that is just what acting is! WHOO-OO-OO!" CNCO [11.10] The Jonas Brothers [11.09] Ty Dolla $ign [11.12] Tyga [11.13] Nathan Janak: Hi; welcome to...Cancelled, With Nathan. I'm here to tell you what is now officially cancelled and why. Up next, we have the emoji that looks, like, this: 😜. Yes, the emoji with one eye closed and its tongue out is now...cancelled! I tried to text my friend Katherine a question. I said, "How do you think you did on the science test today?". And her reply...was this: 😜. What does that even mean?! Never, in my life have I asked somebody a question, and that was my reply. If a waiter came up to me and asked me, "How was your meal?", and my reply was '😜', he would think I was crazy, and he wouldn't be wrong! I still have no idea how Katherine feels about the science test today, so for that reason, the emoji with one eye closed and its tongue out, is now...CANCELLED! Whoo! AJ Mitchell [11.14] The Melisizwe Brothers [11.16] PUBLIC [11.15] Asher Angel [11.17] Young Dylan [11.18] Bad Bunny [11.19] Lauren Alaina [11.21] (At Vermin Village Pizza, a parody of Chuck E. Cheese, the staff, including a newcomer, are decorating for the birthday party of Tiana, who is the niece of their manager, Denzel; he is very particular about how birthdays are celebrated) Employee #1 (Caddell): Quick! We need a pop of color over at Table 4. New employee (Janak): Whoa; why is everybody freaking out? Employee #1: Oh, that’s right; you’re new. Sorry. We have a birthday today, and our manager, Denzel, is super intense about birthdays! New employee: He’s the manager at Vermin Village Pizza. How intense can he be? (Denzel enters, popping several balloons in the process) Denzel: Okay, all right; all right, okay; position now! (The staff stand abreast) Denzel: All right; as everybody knows, we’ve got a birthday today, and I wanna see…what we’ve got! (He laughs sarcastically at the decorations) Denzel: You call these decorations?! I’ve seen happier decor…at a funeral! Vernon the Vermin: (Vermin Village Pizza's mascot, played by Sergelen) Um, we also have these party poppers. (He pops one of them) Denzel: Party poppers?! You thought those party poppers we’re gonna get the party poppin’?! Vernon the Vermin: Yes… Denzel: NO! Wait a minute. Shhhh; do you all hear that? Employee #1: I don’t… hear anything… Denzel: EXACTLY! Denzel (Lumpkin) : I’ve been here one whole minute, and no one has sung me the Vermin Village birthday song! New employee (Janak) : Um, is it your birthday? Denzel: NO! It’s Tiana’s birthday, new guy. And she’ll be here any second, and I need to see what kind of vocals we’re working with. Denzel (to employee #3) : You; go! Employee #3 (Alessi) : Uh…♪Happy, clappy birthday, from Vermin—♪ (He sings with a tune that is featured in the episode "Doug's Big Feat" of the Nicktoon Doug (©1991-1994), created by Jim Jinkins) Denzel: TERRIBLE! Employee #3: Ugh. Denzel (to employee #1) : You; go! Employee #1: ♪Happy, clappy birthday, from—♪ Denzel: GARBAGE! How ‘bout you, new blood? New employee: ♪Happy, clappy birthday, from Verminville to you; we wish it was our birthday, so we could party♪…too… Denzel: Okay; all right. My man. New kid’s got the pipes. New employee: Really? Denzel: NO! YOU’RE ALL AWFUL! SHOW ME PIZZA! Employee #3: Here. One “Awesome Possum Pepperoni Pie”!
 Denzel: Is this some kinda sick joke? The “Awesome Possum Pepperoni Pie” comes with 47 pepperonis. I count 46! New employee: Um, sir, there could be one under the cheese. Denzel: NO! (He throws the pizza at the wall) Denzel: SHOW ME CAKE! Employee #1: Uh… (She chuckles) Employee #1: Just…adding Tiana’s name in frosting. (She seemingly does so; the frosting covering the cake is white, and the frosting with which she has written the birthday message is pink) Employee #1: Here; all done? (Denzel reads the message on the cake) Denzel: Oh...I'm sorry, everybody; it seems I've made a terrible mistake. It’s not Tiana’s birthday; it’s…“Tishmashma”’s birthday. WELL…HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TISHMASHMA! 
(He throws the cake at the wall) New employee: Why do you care so much?! It’s just a birthday! Denzel: “Just a birthday”? New employee: Yes! Denzel: We’re in the birthday business…son! Some of you might not know this, but I was actually born…on my birthday! And that is why I care…so much! Vernon…it’s up to you. Give me the giggle. (Vernon puts on his mask) Vernon the Vermin: Happy birthday, Tiana; hee-hee-hee…hee… Denzel: That was the giggle; is that what you’re telling me? Look me in the face, and tell me that that was the giggle. Vernon the Vermin: Th-that was the giggle?… Denzel: That was not the giggle. THIS is the GIGGLE! (in a high-pitched voice) HEE, HEE, HEE! (normal voice) AGAIN! Vernon the Vermin: Hee, hee, hee... Denzel: AGAIN! Vernon the Vermin: Hee, hee, hee... Denzel: AGAIN! Vernon the Vermin: Hee, hee, hee... Denzel: AGAIN! Vernon the Vermin: Whoa!(Vernon falls into the ball pit, which is filled with red, orange, yellow, chartreuse, green, cyan, blue, purple, pink, and gray balls) Denzel: Vernon the Vermin...ain't got NOTHIN'...on ME! New employee: All right; enough, okay? This has gone way too far! I mean, look at this place; there's food on the walls, the decorations are ruined, and Vernon over here is drowning in the ball pit! Tiana is gonna be so disappointed when she sees this! Denzel: Nobody move...she just walked in. (Tiana enters) Tiana (Brooks): Is that pizza on the wall? And cake? And is that Vernon the Vermin in the ball pit? (Vernon waves at her) Tiana: This is the best birthday ever! (Denzel starts clapping and laughing sarcastically) Denzel: Well, I guess my work here is done. Enjoy your birthday, Tishmashma. (He departs, and bumps into the balloons again) (popping several of the balloons) Who...put these...here?! Why Don't We [11.20] SuperM [11.22] Benny: "Hey, it's Unboxing With Benny, the show where I open boxes and show you guys what's inside. And I'm very excited about this one, guys. This is the new Funtendo 64 gaming system. Oh, you've never heard of it? That's because it doesn't come out for another year! Lucky for you, I'm famous, so they sent me one. Let the unboxing begin!" (Benny tries in vain to open his package.)Benny: "Mmm, sturdy packaging...this is a little harder to open than I thought. BRB." (Cut to him holding a pair of heavy-duty scissors.)Benny: "Trust me, you guys are gonna freak when you see what's in this box..."Announcer: "FREAK!" (Benny tries to cut the box open, but the scissors break.)Benny: "...just as soon as I can get it open. Trust me, you will freak."Announcer:' "FREAK!"(Benny calls Funtendo Customer Support, and talks to an agent.)Funtendo Customer Support agent (on the phone): "Funtendo Customer Support. If you need help, say 'help'".Benny: "Help!"Funtendo Customer Support agent: "Did you say...'applesauce'?"Benny: "Applesauce?! Why would I say 'applesauce'?!"Funtendo Customer Support agent: "Transferring you to...applesauce." Queen Naija [11.23] Echosmith [11.24] blackbear [11.25] Lauv [11.26] Ava Allswell: (a reporter, played by Gabrielle Nevaeh Green, who is interviewing a girl named Tammy TMI, regarding the vandalization of the statue of W. D. Ford, the founder of the city; Tammy has a tendency to overshare information about herself) "Can you tell us your name?"Tammy TMI: "My name is Tammy, but most people call me by my middle name."Ava Allswell: "And what's that?"Tammy TMI: "Tammy..."Ava Allswell: "Police say the statue was defaced between the hours of 4 and 5 AM. You were awake?"Tammy TMI: "Oh, I don't follow a traditional sleep schedule. I take thousands of one-second-long naps all throughout the day. In fact, I've already taken 14 naps since we started this interview...15!"Ava Allswell: "Can you please just tell us what the vandal looked like?"Tammy TMI: "Wish I could. I have this condition called short-term facial memory loss; I forget a face almost immediately after I see it. Have we met? I'm Tammy." Trevor Daniel [11.31] New Hope Club [11.30] Aria BrooksLt. Uhlot: (an extraterrestrial, of Star Crew) "Well...Officer 'Smart'...the Klorgons are still here, and they're still mad!"Klorgon leader (Caddell): "And covered in various teas." (Officer Smart [Janak] miscalculated that dousing the hostile Klorgon extraterrestrials with iced tea would be sufficient to defeat them.) (All of Officer Smart's calculations have proven inaccurate.)Lt. Uhlot: "Enough! No more of your stupid calculations! Because according to my calculations, you have yet to be right!"Penny (Brooks): What’s up, Penny People? Penny here, and I am pumped! I just got the new Troll Quest game and I am about to dah…mih…nate…it…right…now!Narrator: Choose your character! (The options are Zilda, Goxer, and a lavender-skinned troll)Penny: Zilda…mm. Oo; Goxer!Narrator: You’ve chosen…”Goxer”!Goxer (Sergelen): Let’s do this!Penny: Let’s go!Narrator: Choose your armor. (The options are a shield, a pair of gauntlets, and a helmet)Penny: Shield? No. Gauntlet? Meh. Oo; helmet!Narrator: You’ve chosen…”helmet”!Goxer: Great choice, friend!Narrator: Choose your scarf. (The options are red, purple, and blue)Penny: Scarf? Okay; not sure why I have to choose that. (She chooses blue)Narrator: You’ve chosen…”blue”!Goxer: Great choice, friend!Narrator: Choose…what shade of blue. (The options are royal blue, Olympic blue, and aquamarine)Penny: What? Okay; seems…unnecessary, but, okay. (She chooses aquamarine)Narrator: You’ve chosen…”aquamarine”!Goxer: Great choice, friend!Narrator: There’s something inside of Goxer’s shoe. Choose…what it is. (The options are sand, a rock, and dirt)Penny: What?! If it’s in his shoe, I can’t even see it; why do I have to choose this?! (She chooses the rock)Narrator: You’ve chosen…”small rock”.Goxer: Great choice, friend.Narrator: Would you like for Goxer to take the small rock out of his shoe?Penny: Ugh; is this for real? I don’t know; yes? I really don’t care.Narrator: You’ve chosen “remove the small rock”. You are now playing at a disadvantage.Penny: That doesn’t make any sense!Penny and Goxer (in unison; sarcastically, in Penny’s case): Great choice, friend!Narrator: Is your character a cat person or a dog person?Penny: I don’t care!Narrator: Choose your refrigerator. (The options are white and gray)Penny: Refrigerator?!Narrator: Does your character pronounce it...Goxer:...“care-uh-mel”...Narrator: ...or...Goxer: ...“car-mel”?Penny: Who says “carmel”?! Narrator: Choose your inflatable pool toy. (The options are [1] a white unicorn mare with purple hooves, an amber horn, cyan eyes, and fuchsia, purple, cyan, and amber stripes on her mane and tail, [2] a fuchsia flamingo, and [3] a strawberry-frosted doughnut with a bite out of it, and cyan, amber, white, pink, and orange sprinkles)Penny: This is ridiculous!
 (She chooses the flamingo)Narrator: Is your character good about using coasters?Penny: What is happening?!Narrator: What should your character be for Halloween next year? (The options are a witch, a police officer, and a ghost)Penny: I, just, want, to, play!Narrator: Choose…your weapon. (The options are a sword, a spear, and a mace)Penny: Oh! Yes, yes. Finally, something that makes sense. (She chooses the sword)Narrator: You’ve chosen…”sword”!Goxer: Great choice, friend!Narrator: You’re ready to play!Penny: All right, Penny People! Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…game time! (As she is about to start playing, a lavender-skinned, purple-haired troll, carrying a wooden club, runs up and knocks Goxer out; the troll then runs off, giggling mischievously)Narrator: Game over!Penny: WHAT?! NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Narrator: Choose your character.Penny: Nope; nope; can’t with this.Goxer: Let’s do this! Darci Lynne Farmer [11.27] HRVY [11.28] Reece Caddell (In this season, she is the host of Vital Information.) "Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Beans make the farts go longer." "Out of sight, out of mind? Out of money, out of ice cream; you know what I'm saying." "If you're in a pickle...get outta that pickle, man; come on!" "Open the window and the air in...unless Aaron is a jewel thief." "If a train is traveling from Chicago to New York at 130 miles an hour, and the train leaves at 8:35 in the morning...you should fly. It's way faster." "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unless they are eggs. Never join eggs. Trust me." "You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. You also shouldn't cover your book with peanut butter, and run around school, saying, 'Don't be jelly...'." ("America's 17th favorite game show"--Stay Off Your Phone, hosted by Betty McGee--is taking place; one of the contestants, Will [guest star Noah Rico], has been disqualified because he couldn't follow the only rule of the game--for the contestants to refrain from using their phones--and the two remaining contestants are Ian and Lorraine)Betty McGee (Green): It’s the cast of Stranger Things. (Four of the stars of said show--Millie Bobby Brown [Alessi], Finn Wolfhard [Godfrey], Gaten Matarazzo [Sergelen], and Caleb McLaughlin [Lumpkin]--appear onstage)Ian (Janak): Oh, my God; I love that show!Lorraine (an elderly woman, played by Brooks): I don’t trust strangers with my things.Betty: And what are they doing now? They’re doin’ a TikTok dance. (The aforementioned Stranger Things cast members are dancing to synthesizer music; it sounds somewhat like "Doggie Rap", from the episode "Doug's Pet Capes" [©1993] of the Nicktoon Doug [©1991-1994], created by Jim Jinkins)Ian: What song is that? (Will reappears onstage)Will: I’ll look it up. Just got the new "Buh-Blam" app. (As he attempts to do this on his phone, Susan [guest star Liz Magee], one of the show’s staff, escorts him back offstage) Ian: Oh, my God! Oh, my God; my head is going to explode! I love you, Eleven! (Eleven is the name of Brown’s character on Stranger Things; Ian goes to get a selfie with her, but the buzzer sounds, meaning that he is disqualified) Monsta X [11.29] Alicia: (to a customer at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee) Good morning! I'm Alicia, your barista. Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Would you like to taste-test our new espresso? (Alicia takes a sip of the espresso, then discards the cup.) YOLO! Ever been to Yolo County in California? It's a real place! (She runs over to a map of the lower 48 states, and points out Yolo County, California.) See? Customer (Reece Caddell): It is way too early for whatever is happening right now. Alicia: Early bird gets the worm! Do you know some people refer to the worm as the caterpillar? The dance, not the animal. Can you do the worm? I can.(She lies face-down on the floor and does the "Worm" dance.)Customer: I--can I just have an iced coffee? Alicia: Sure! (Alisha goes back behind the counter.) Would you like that teeny tiny, medium, medium plus, biggie small, or a super duper? (She places a super duper-sized display cup on the counter.)Customer: That's way too big. Alicia: Okay, too big! (discarding the teeny tiny-sized display cup) Too small! (taking a sip from her own medium-sized cup of coffee) Ah, just right! Did you know Goldilocks originally had silver hair? Guess it was really someone's Grandma sneaking into that bears' house. My Grandma's name is Carrie; what's yours?Customer: Can I just have a coff--Alicia: Is it Geraldine?Customer: A coffee with--Alicia: Ruby?Customer: No!Alicia: Lucille?Customer: You know what? Forget it; I'm awake!Alicia: Thanks for waking up at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! [The customer smiles sarcastically, and then she leaves. Another customer comes then.] Johnny Orlando [11.32] Ceraadi [11.33] (A mother and her 12-year-old daughter, Molly, are having a look at Camp Hawkins, and the director is giving them a tour)Director (Caddell): Now, I know you’re considering a few different camps this year, but I’m confident that by the end of this tour, you’ll choose to stay here with us at Camp Hawkins.Molly’s mother (Green): Well, thank you; it’s my daughter’s first sleep-away camp, and she’s…S, C, A, R, E, D.Director: Well, there is nothing to be scared of here. Check out the arts and crafts table. (Will Byers, from Stranger Things, is seated at the table and drawing a picture)Director: What are you drawing there, Will?Will (Janak): I’m drawing the monster from my dreams. It’s coming! It’s coming for us all!Molly: What’s coming?Director: Uh, fun! Fun is coming for us all.Will: I have to go warn the others!Molly: What’s with him? Is everyone here this strange?Director: Oh, don’t mind him; he’s from that show Stranger Things. All the kids from that show go here. (Sure enough, other youths from said show—Eleven, Mike Wheeler, Lucas Sinclair, and Dustin Henderson—are in front of the cabin, stringing up Christmas lights)Molly’s mother: Oh, great; a bunch of other kids for you to play with. And they’re decorating the cabin with Christmas lights; so festive!Lucas (Lumpkin): They’re not decorations; we’re communicating with demon creatures from an alternate dimension.Director: Kids…stop communicating with demon creatures and come introduce yourselves.Dustin (Sergelen): I’ll never talk. There could be spies listening to our every word.Molly: Spies? We’re 12.Eleven (Alessi; her nose is bleeding): I’m Eleven.Molly’s mother: Oh…sweetie, let me get you a tissue; you’ve got a little somethin’. (She wipes the blood from Eleven’s nose)Molly: Mom, I don’t think I want to go here.Director: Oh, n-n-no; don’t make up your mind yet; we haven’t even gotten into sports and recreation.Molly’s mother: Honey, you love sports and recreation.Director: Now, who’s ready for some corn hole?Molly: Not me. That kid’s head’s stuck in the hole.Lucas: Guys. I’m in the upside down world. (He has put his head through the hole of the corn hole table)Molly: The upside down world?Dustin (on his walkie-talkie): Lucas, what do you see? Tell us evwything.Lucas: Green. Lots of green. And it smells like…grass.Will (nervously): Fascinating…Director: Lucas! It is grass! We’ve talked about this. You are not in the upside down; you are upside down. Please stand up.Lucas: Oh. Molly’s mother: Well, I think this place is a hoot! I wish I could go here; what do you think, Molls?Molly: No. This place is creepy.Molly’s mother: I know what’s going on; you’re worried about getting homesick.Director: Totally normal, but you can call home any time. Look; Will’s calling his Mom right now.Will: Hello? (Enter Will's mother, Joyce Byers, who is on her phone)Joyce Byers (Lisa Foiles): Where’s my son?!Joyce (to the director): What have you done with my boy?! Will!Will: Hey, Mom; I’m…I’m over here.Joyce (sees him): Oh. There you are. (Releases her phone)Joyce (as she and Will hug each other): Glad you’re safe. I’ll be in the van if you need me. (She starts to head off to the van, which has apparently disappeared)Joyce: Where’s my van?! What have you done with my van?!Molly: All right, that’s it. I’m outta here.
Director: W-w-w-wait; just give it a chance. I mean, sure; some of the other campers are a little strange, but…I swear there’s nothing weird or scary about this camp. (Mike walks up, covered in cobwebs)Mike (Godfrey): I’ve been to the other side! I saw the beast face-to-face! He crawled inside my nose, and—and— (He makes gagging noises)Mike (deep voice): I will destroy the world! (He walks off)Lucas (on his walkie-talkie): Guys! They possessed Mike! We’ve gotta save him! (He runs off after Mike, followed by Will and Dustin)Director: So, should we check out the lake? (Eleven telekinetically makes a sailboat appear; she crashes it through the wall of the cabin)Director: Looks like Eleven picked out a boat for us.Eleven: I…love…lake.Molly: You didn’t tell me you had a lake. I’m in.Director: Welcome to Camp Hawkins.Molly’s mother: No, no; we’re going home. (She and Molly depart)Director: I get it. (Long pause)Director:''' I’m going home, too. Pentatonix [11.34] All That Music Special