Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Crazy, Stupid, Love. is a 2011 romantic comedy film about a middle-aged husband whose life changes dramatically when his wife asks him for a divorce. He seeks to rediscover his manhood with the help of a newfound friend, learning to pick up girls at bars. Directed by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. Written by Dan Fogelman. This is Crazy.taglines Cal I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one... I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up. Jacob I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it? I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working. The war between the sexes is over and we won, okay? We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise. But even though we won, they still deserve our respect. Make them feel beautiful, listen to their problems, open the door for them. Robbie You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes." Dialogue Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three. Emily: I want a divorce. Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulee. Jacob: Permission to speak candidly, sir. Cal: Uh, think you've already gone - there. Jacob: You're sitting there with a Supercuts haircut, you're gettin' drunk on watered-down vodka cranberries like a 14-year-old girl, and you're wearing a 44 when you should be wearing a 42 regular. Honestly, I don't know if I should help you or I should euthanize you. Jacob: The skin under your eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack. Cal: [carefully looks at himself in the mirror and sighs] Yes, it is. Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs? Cal: What? Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers? Cal: No. Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever. Jacob: Let's talk about how many women you've been with. Cal: Sexually? Jacob: Yeah, no, I mean break-dance fighting. Cal: I have children--plural. And my wife was cheating on me with David Lindhagen, which I wasn't supposed to tell you about either, but I did. Nice to meet you. Kate: What were you supposed to tell me? Cal: I don't know. I don't know. I was supposed to say that you are the perfect combination of sexy and cute, which is actually something that I used to say to my wife. But now it's become corrupted. And I have 18 layers of clothes on. I'm wearing a shirt and a tie, and a sweater, and a suede jacket that just seals in all the heat. Seals in all the juices. I'm just--it's all sweat under here. This is just sweat from here down. I'm--this--this sweater, this is called "slim cut", but it feels like a scuba suit. And I'm looking at your breasts. What's that about? Kate: You think I'm the perfect combination of sexy and cute? Cal: That's what you picked up from what I just said? Hannah: [after kissing him passionately] Do you remember me? Jacob: Yeah. Hannah: Do you still find me attractive? Jacob: Yes. Hannah: Do you still want to take me home? Jacob: Yeah. Hannah: Let's go. Jacob: You're adorable. Hannah: No! I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It's that I get really drunk and then I pass out. And you cover me with a blanket, and you kiss me on the cheek and nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar. Jacob: Jacob. Hannah: Jacob. Jacob: Are people still saying "bang"? Hannah: Oh, I do. We are gonna bang! Hannah: Take off your shirt. Jacob: Why? Hannah: Please, can you take off your shirt, 'cause I can't stop thinking, and then you just... Jacob: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! Hannah: All right! OK, OK, OK! Jacob: [removes his shirt, revealing his six-pack abs] OK, OK, OK. Hannah: Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped. Can I...? [walks forward and touches Jacob's abs] Jacob: Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress. Hannah: No. Jacob: Yes. Hannah: No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere? Jacob: What do you mean "what's my move"? Hannah: What's your move? What's your big move? Jacob: I got lots of moves. Hannah: What's your "big" move? Jacob: I'm not telling you my big move. Hannah: Tell me your move! Jacob: You're not ready for the big move. Hannah: Yes, I am! I want your big move! Jacob: You can't handle the big move, trust me. Hannah: [shouts] Tell me your big move! Jacob: I work "Dirty Dancing" into the conversation. Hannah: "Dirty Dancing"? Jacob: Can I sit down, please? Hannah: Yeah. Jacob: Can I put back on my shirt? Hannah: No. Hannah: Why "Dirty Dancing"? What do we do? Do we watch it? Jacob: Do you know the big move at the end of "Dirty Dancing" where Patrick Swayze picks up Jennifer Grey? Hannah: Yeah. Jacob: I can do that. Hannah: OK? Jacob: So I tell girls I can do the move. I put on the song "Time of My Life", I do the big move and they always wanna have sex with me. Hannah: [laughs] Oh my God, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Jacob: I agree, but it works every time. Hannah: That would not work on me! Robbie: If you love her, then go get her back. Cal: Wow, how old are you? Kate: As you know, Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth-grade English class. [gets up and writes on blackboard] Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs. Weaver? Emily: Yes, I am, and I've spoken to the Principal... Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them. Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie... Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous! Emily: Ewww! Cal: I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates. At least, that's what my 13-year-old son tells me. Emily: He's a really strange kid. Cal: He scares the shit out of me. Emily: I miss you too. Taglines This Is Crazy This Is Stupid This Is Love Cast Steve Carell - Cal Weaver Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver Emma Stone - Hannah Weaver Analeigh Tipton - Jessica Riley Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver Joey King - Molly Weaver Karolina Wydra - Jordyn Marisa Tomei - Kate Tafferty Julianna Guill - Madison John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley Beth Littleford - Claire Riley Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen Liza Lapira - Liz Josh Groban - Richard Richard Steven Horvitz - Hardware Store Assistant External links 1570728 Crazy, Stupid, Love crazy_stupid_love_2011 Crazy, Stupid, Love Category:2011 American films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:Midlife crisis films Category:Films about adultery Category:Films about divorce Category:Films about masculinity Category:Films directed by Glenn Ficarra Category:Films directed by John Requa Category:Films set in Los Angeles