Brandy & Mr. Whiskers

Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (2004–2006) is an American animated television series about a snobbish dog and a hyperactive rabbit that get stuck in the Amazon Rain Forest together. It is televised in the United States by Disney Channel. Season 1 Mr. Whiskers' First Friend [1.1] Mr. Whiskers: [knocking on Brandy's carrier] Howdy, neighbor! I'm Mr. Whiskers. What's your name? Brandy Harrington: [from inside] Uh, it's on my carrier, Einstein! In rhinestones! Mr. Whiskers: [reading the rhinestones] Mmm, Brr-aaa-tty. Ah! Haha! Bratty! Brandy Harrington: [bursting out of her carrier] Not bratty, you flea motel, Brandy! Brandy Harrington of the Florida Harringtons. Ever heard about them earlier? Yeah. I think not, either. Mr. Whiskers: [sarcastically] Well, Bratty was close I'd say. Brandy: You're trying to kid me; this is not a mall! Malls have stores and movie theaters and food courts! Not filthy animals bathing in their own drinking water! The Babysitter's Flub [1.2] Brandy Harrington: [sunbathing when a Lemur walks across her gut] Oof! Hey, any chance I could get a fruit plate or something? Lemur Monkey: Fruit for ze pooch? [a bunch of lemurs rattle the tree, bombarding Brandy with fruit. Her head gets stuck inside a coconut.] Brandy Harrington: Fruit [pulls off the coconut] plate? [A plate is dropped on her head, side first] Ow! No wonder they call it a jungle. Brandy Harrington: [sees Mama Croc trying to eat Whiskers] Hey! Spit him out. Now! Mr. Whiskers: Ack. Patooey! A little dental floss wouldn't kill you, sister! Mama Croc: Oh, are you his babysitter? Brandy Harrington: Unfortunately. Yeah. Mama Croc: I'm Mrs. Croc. You can call me Mama. Mr. Whiskers: I gotta few others things I'm thinking of calling you. To the Moon, Whiskers! [1.3] Mr. Whiskers: (to Boris) I want to be you. Boris: You want to be fifty-year old monkey with a diaper rash? Cyranosaurus Rex [1.4] Brandy: Oh, freaky bug-eyed monkey thingy, I'm very sorry. Everybody knows I was very mean to you and everyone knows you saved me, and I don't know to say your name. Freaky Monkey: [jumps up and kisses Brandy] You can call me Vegas, baby, because I just hit the jackpot! Brandy: I am sucker for love. Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I know what you mean. I'm a sucker for peanut butter on fish. Brandy: Ugh! You may not get it here if you think everyone heard you now, but just wait. Someday, a bit of it shall happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you and a bit of it will happen to you because a bit of it needs to happen to you, too. Cheryl: Yeah, it's hard being the other cute person. Meryl: What do you know? Cheryl: Excuse my sister, she can't see straight from the black eye I'm gonna give her. (as they start to fight) Lack of Brains vs. Brawns [1.5] Brandy: I'm never coming outside again! Mr. Whiskers: Me neither! Terror has a new name: Lester! Brandy: This is it! The watering hole! The place to be seen; the social nexus of the Amazon! Brandy: [grabbing Mr. Whiskers' ears and dropping him across the jungle] Okay, don't take this personally, but you're an embarrassment, a disgrace and an eyesore. Mr. Whiskers: And I shouldn't take this personally? The No-Sleep Over [1.6] Mr. Whiskers: [after being swallowed by a big snake] This is gonna cost 'em! Ed: Oh, yeah! Mr. Whiskers: Maybe it's your breath too. What does yours smell like? (Ed exhales over Whiskers, causing his fur to fall off) Yeah? That might be it. Ed: [pours water over Mr. Whiskers' head, making his hair grow back] And I would like to note for the record that we also have some pungent body odor. Mr. Whiskers: [gets an idea] No worries, Ed. Fortunately, I always keep one of Brandy's teen girl magazines with me. I just read it for the articles. Perhaps this tome of fashion tips and dating advice can illuminate us in our hour of need. [looks into the magazine] "How to Power Flirt." Hmm, pass. [flips a few pages] "Yarn is Your Friend?" I don't think so. [flips some more pages] "Top Ten Gassy Foods." Oh, I'll save that for you. [turns a page] Wait! "101 Party Pranks!" [laughs] Oh, that's it, Edward, my friend! Let the games begin! The Fashion Fascist [1.7] Happy Birthdays [1.8] Brandy: Okay, is it possible to work even slower? Ed: You know, I haven't given it that much thought, but I reckon it just might be possible. Brandy: I was totally being sarcastic. Ed: [sarcastically] Oh, well, it shames me to admit it, Miss Brandy, but I don't traffic in sarcasm too much, so I don't really tend to recognize it when it is out there. You could give me a heads up like, "Hey, sarcastic comment coming!" Just let me know then I'll have my eyes open. I mean come on, a sarcastic otter? That'll be unnatural. Mr. Whiskers: Wow, this is a surprise! I was kind of expecting a little more to happen, quite frankly. Brandy: [scoffs] There's nobody here. Mr. Whiskers: You know, if this is what a birthday party's like, I really cannot see what you were missing. [Brandy starts Laughing] Why are you Laughing? Brandy: [Giggling] No one's here because of me! They all left because they think I'm mean! Mr. Whiskers: No, you're not mean. You threw me a party. How "mean" could that be? Brandy: I threw the party for me. I just used your birthday as an excuse. The truth is, I'm a spoiled, materialistic, narcissistic… You can stop me at any time, you know. Mr. Whiskers: I'm waiting for self-obsessed. Brandy: Self-obsessed brat. Funky Bunny [1.9] Brandy: (after the party is over) Thank you, Whiskers, you saved the ball! Mr. Whiskers: I did, Brandy; it was your favorite moment to shine. Brandy: (touched) I did, but you're the other person who shined. Cheryl and Meryl: (in unison) I'm taking Germaine. Cheryl: You're taking Germaine?! Since when!? Meryl: Since he asked me. Cheryl: Check yourself before you wreck it yourself. He asked me! Brandy: Ed. Ed, I need a big favor of you. Eww! Take the fish out of your mouth! Ed: Wow, uh, no problem, Ms. Brandy. Mr. Whiskers: Make it happen, sea captain! Ed: You got it! The Going Bananas Republic [1.10] Brandy: Oh my gosh, we're worse than Gaspar! What would a true leader do at a time like this! Oh, I know, blame somebody else! (singles out a small animal) Hey you, you're taking the fall, beat it! Mr. Whiskers: (about his campaign platform) Shouldn't I be discussing the issues? Or at least know what they are? Brandy: This is an election, let's stay away from the issues. Lame Boy [1.11] Mr. Whiskers: What’s that one feeling where you think you've experienced something before? Brandy: Déjà vu. Mr. Whiskers: No, that's not it, it's like a weird déjà-vu feeling where you think you've experienced something before? Brandy: [yelling] Déjà vu! Mr. Whiskers: No, no, no, it's that one feeling that I'm feeling right now. Brandy: [screaming] Déjà Stinkin' Vu! Taking Paws [1.12] Brandy Harrington: Whiskers, you brought your friend into this house, you get him out! Mr. Whiskers: But he will eat me! Brandy Harrington: I can only hope! Brandy Harrington: [happily] Whiskers, I can't believe it! How did you finally get rid of that annoying cat? Mr. Whiskers: Oh, I used a little thing called my brain. Skin of Eeeeeeeevil!!! [1.13] Mr. Whiskers: (to Lola, with haunted house music) Begone, you foul spirit! Torment me not! A Bunny on My Back [1.14] Gaspar: (about trying to get Brandy and Whiskers unstuck) It's a big job, but I can do it. Brandy: Just do it! I don't have a lot of time. Gaspar: There's one small issue I need to bring up. Brandy: What? Gaspar: Well, when my monkey army rips you apart... well sometimes they literally rip you apart. Brandy: You big, stupid selfish baby! You're ruining everything. Mr. Whiskers: (about Arturo) You won't say that when comes back with a fork and knife! Lucky Rabbit's Feet [1.15] Mr. Whiskers: Im i Lucky If i can swim with piranha's To? [Mr. Whiskers Dives into A river With piranhas] Mr.Whiskers: Ah See Perfectly Fine. Brandy: They Probably Just Ate. [Brandy Dips Her Finger in The River But Suddenly a Piranha Chomp Her Finger] Brandy:AHH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Blind Ambition [1.16] Brandy: AAAHH! Stop! STOP!! STOP!!! Whiskers! Ed is sick! You must play and do it for yourself! Whiskers: Huh? Brandy! Tell me! TELL ME!! Ed: Eh, Lola? Can you hand me some tea? Lola: Yeah. Coming! (She walks to give Ed a tea) Dear Diary [1.17] Mr. Whiskers: (reading from Brandy's diary, in a snobish voice) I must staple my ears shut rather than it, so listen to one of Cheryl and Meryl's stupid fights! Mr. Whiskers: The diary is off my must-read list. (waits two-seconds and than make a grab for the book) Gimme, gimme, gimme! (hovering over a cliff) Brandy: Learn your lesson?!? Mr. Whiskers: (somewhat strangled voice) No really. (falls down the cliff) Still haven't learned my leasson!!! Brandy: How might you feel if you was for me telling everyone your own secrets? Mr. Whiskers: What secrets? Brandy: (raged) Like, you collect toejam, you're afraid of belly lint, you pass gas in your favorite sleep!! Mr. Whiskers: I pass gas in my favorite sleep? Cool! Brandy: I'm cutting you off! Mr. Whiskers: Aw, but Brandy, I crave your anguished ramblings, even more so now that they're taboo! The forbidden fruit! The desire of dare not speaketh name! I also like the way you dot your 'I's with hearts. Less Than Hero [1.18] Lola: It is I, the Great Snakeini! Cheryl and Meryl: And us, the juvenile twins! Ed: And me, the automatic otter! Or... should I be the slippery slider. (He puts his finger on his chin, raising an eyebrow) You know what I'll think anytime seven uh, monitor or something? Brandy: And thy name's Brandy, my name's Brandy. Not Super Brandy, not Wonder Brandy, not Brandy last, just Brandy. Ed: (gags, retches) Ahh! Ahh! Wha? The hero has turned to Mr. Whiskers? But how? Brandy: Yeah, Cheryl and Meryl cried against Lola. Whiskers: Uh-oh. (retching) Brandy: Whiskers! AAAAAH! Whiskers, they're gone! Flim-Flam Fever [1.19] Brandy: (nursing the jungle animals after they all get sick) Ugh! What did I do to deserve this? Mr. Whiskers: Lied to all of us for your own selfish reasons! Curse of the Vampire Bat [1.21] Vlad: I am a vampire bat!!! Brandy: Oh no, Whiskers, Vlad has turned you into one of his mindless, undead minions. Vlad: What? He is not my minion. Mr. Whiskers: But mindless, guilty as charged The Monkey's Paw [1.22] The Big Game [1.24] Brandy: I'm sorry Ed, forgive and forget? Ed: Well, Miss Brandy, one nice thing about having slick fur is that offenses like that just slide right off. Ed: Let me tell you something, Mr. Whiskers. Once Ed starts something, he never quits, and neither do I! One of a Kind [1.30] Brandy: Maybe there's something else we have in common. What's your favorite group? Mr. Whiskers: Oh! The vegetable group and the focus group. I also like grouper fish. Grouper Fish: But we don't like you! Brandy: I meant, musical group.[Mr. Whiskers drools.] *##$&, it would be nice to have a conversation with someone who actually knows what I'm talking about. Mr. Whiskers: Are you kidding me? We have tons in common! We both have fur, tails, two eyes, and we're both self-centered and materialistic. Wait, no — that's just you. Tiffany: I can't believe I'm lost in this fog-infested mudhole! Mr. Whiskers: Well, get used to it, sister! Tiffany: <censored phrase spoken twice> There's intelligent life here! [Jungle animals pop out and laugh.] Mr. Whiskers: Hey! Tiffany: I'm Tiffany, Tiffany Turlington of the Texas Turlingtons, and I need to get out of here, @#, pronto! Mr. Whiskers: Well, that sounds familiar, doesn't it? Don't go anywhere! Tiffany: #@ I have an option? Tiffany: My family is on #**#@* (an echo tour), &*&* - B+T: (unison) See the rain-forest before they turn it into a mall. (both squeal and giggle) (Brandy's line censored) Tiffany: Let them turn it into a mall. (Brandy exclaims, both giggle mindlessly) Whiskers: Wow, I thought my spring-loaded underwear was cool. (thrown offscreen) B+T: Ηττημένος. Tiffany: When they come to get me, we'll take you home, too. Brandy: That'd be * awesome. Tiffany: Sweet! Brandy: #%$@$ sweet! Believe in the Bunny [1.31] Mr. Whiskers: He's Here! Brandy: Whiskers, I didn't want to have to say this. There Is no Easter bunny! Mr. Whiskers: [sneezes in shock; calmly] Brandy, I understand that you're angry, but you shouldn't use hurting words. Brandy: Think about it, Whiskers. A giant mutant bunny from another planet that hops around the world hiding candy eggs, but nobody sees him. Mr. Whiskers: Oh, well, I can see how that sounds, perhaps it had silly and scientifically unsound, but that is because I forgot to explain how carrots make him invisible! Brandy: He's invisible because He Dosen't Exist! Mr. Whiskers: Oh. [After Brandy goes back to sleep, Mr. Whiskers sneezes all night long to the next morning after learning that the Easter Bunny isn't real] Brandy: [with her pillow over her head, covering her ears] Whiskers, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. [Mr. Whiskers sobs more emotionally] Hey, you know what? Your hours of hysterical sneezing have convinced me, I like, totally believe in the Easter Bunny! Mr. Whiskers: [sneezing] No, you don't! And thanks to you, I Don't Believe in Him Either! Ed: Hey there, Mr. Whiskers. How would you like to join our Easter egg hunt? Season 2 The Tell-Tale Shoes [2.46] Brandy: [after trying relentlessly to return the shoes] I'm sorry, you were right. I should have just saved up the six hundred and ten shiny rocks. Mr. Whiskers: [exasperated] For one pair of shoes? Brandy: That's what I said! Forgive me? Mr. Whiskers: Sure I do. Now lets get these things back to the store! Time For Waffles [2.47] Mr. Whiskers: (panicing as her runs to Brandy and Melvin) Pumas! Me! Dinner! Brandy: (disparingly about Whiskers' really bright smile) I don't believe you. Must you take everything too far?!? Net of Lies [2.56] Mr. Whiskers: So, you weren't kidnapped by fireflies? Brandy: No, Whiskers, I wasn't. Mr. Whiskers: Wow, embarrassing. Brandy: You think? You only humiliated me in front of every girl in the Amazon and Gaspar, not to mention my all-time favorite band in the world, Sugar Toad! Mr. Whiskers: Actually, I must talk to you about why you lied to me and everyone knows it blew up right in your face. Brandy: Oh, yeah, that. That wasn't my better favorite moment, either. I'm sorry I lied to you, Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers: Well, at least we need to see some fireflies and Sugar Toad for a few minutes they were running away from us. Brandy: Yeah. I seem to have no idea that fireflies seem to feel beautiful. Mr. Whiskers: Yeah, or so unforgiving... [to his troop as they are chased around] just keep running, guys! See, this thing that must've gotten in the other book. A Really Crushing Crush [2.70] Dollars and Senseless Violence [2.73] Ed: The Jurassic period was a lean time for my people, and then we settled here in the jungle. Brandy: Fine. Fifty, seventy. Mr. Whiskers: Sounds fair and... HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE!! [sarcastic] Fifty and seventy do not add up to hundred, that adds up to... What's come up to that?! Brandy: Okay, ninety for me, time for you. Mr. Whiskers: A hundred, that is better. [Brandy handles him a pile of money] Brandy: [whisperly cackles] Just keep laughing, it'll be days before he notices. Mr. Whiskers: [mistakes Brandy about another money] HEY, WAIT A COTTON-POLYESTER BEGGIN' MINUTE! YOU TOOK THE LION SHARE! AND NOW, WE'RE MAD! Brandy: WE? Leo: Leo always gets a cut. Cast Coming Soon! External links Category:2000s American animated comedy TV shows Category:2000s American surreal comedy TV shows Category:Traditionally animated TV shows Category:American children's animated adventure TV shows Category:American children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Disney Channel shows Category:Animated TV shows about dogs Category:Animated TV shows about Leporidae Category:Television series by Disney Television Animation