Holes (film)

Holes is a family western comedy-drama film about a young boy who ends up at a detention camp in the Texas desert who believes it's caused by a family curse. Starring Shia LaBeouf as Stanley, Sigourney Weaver as The Warden, Jon Voight as Mr. Sir, and Tim Blake Nelson as Dr. Pendanski. Madame Zeroni [To Elya Yelnats] You must carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain and sing while I drink so I can get strong, too. [Laughing] But if you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity. Clyde Livingston [To Stanley Yelnats IV] You're no fan of mine. Mr. Sir [Repeated Line] This ain't a girl scout camp! I'M WARNING YOU! Louise Walker, a.k.a. the Warden [Repeated line] Excuse me? [When Armpit tries to pass off a stove knob as something he found] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid? [to Mr. Sir after scratching him with her nails that has nail polish made with rattlesnake venom] I liked you better when you smoked. Stanley Yelnats II It's all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather! [after Stanley is accused] We're gonna need a damn good lawyer. Zero I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks I am. I just don't like answering stupid questions. DIG! *after whacking Dr. Pendanski with a shovel for mocking him by assuming he can't read* Dialogue Igor Barkovis: I will trade my fattest pig for your daughter. Mr. Menke: And what will you offer? Elya Yelnats: A heart full of love. Mr. Menke: I'd rather have a fat pig. The Judge: Stanley Yelnats, please rise. [Stanley stands up along with his father and grandfather. The judge sighs and rolls his eyes] Stanley Yelnats IV. Mrs. Yelnats: Sit down! [Stanley's father and grandfather sit down] The Judge: I could send you to jail, and I would not lose one bit of sleep over it. But I don't know what good that would do. There is currently a vacancy at Camp Green Lake. They help troubled youth build character. The choice is yours. Camp Green Lake... or jail. Stanley Yelnats IV: Uh, well, I never have been to camp before. The Judge: Eighteen months, Camp Green Lake [The judge bangs his gavel.] Lump: [pushes Stanley Yelnats IV] Watch it! Stanley Yelnats IV: You watch it, man. Lump: [kicks Stanley Yelnats IV from behind] What you say to me, punk?! Stanley Yelnats IV: Sorry, man. I didn't mean... I didn't mean to hit you. [trips and falls on Lump] Lump: You're a dead man! [punches Stanley in the head] Stanley Yelnats IV: [runs to Armpit] Hey, Theodore, is there a way to fill my canteen? [Armpit puts Stanley in a headlock] Squid: I know he smells that. Armpit: Yo, my name is not Theodore. [shoves Stanley to the ground] It's Armpit! Cast Sigourney Weaver as The Warden Jon Voight as Mr. Sir Patricia Arquette as Kissin' Kate Barlow Tim Blake Nelson as Dr. Pendanski Dulé Hill as Sam Shia LaBeouf as Stanley Yelnats IV Henry Winkler as Stanley’s Father, Stanley Yelnats III Nathan Davis as Stanley Yelnats II, Stanley’s grandfather Rick Fox as Clyde "Sweet Feet" Livingston Scott Plank as Trout Walker Roma Maffia as Carla Morengo Eartha Kitt as Madame Zeroni who places the curse on Elya and his ancestors Siobhan Fallon Hogan as Stanley’s Mother Khleo Thomas as Zero Brenden Jefferson as X-Ray Jake M. Smith as Squid Byron Cotton as Armpit Miguel Castro as Magnet Max Kasch as Zigzag Noah Poletiek as Twitch External links Category:2003 English-language films Category:2003 American films Category:Comedy films Category:Films based on novels Category:Prison films Category:Adventure films Category:Films about lizards Category:Films set in deserts Category:Films about interracial romance Category:Films directed by Andrew Davis