American Pie Presents: Beta House

American Pie Presents: Beta House is a 2007 American teen comedy released directly to DVD. Dialogue Wesley: [wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to? Stewardess: Detroit. Wesley: [sighs with relief] Thank God! [panics] ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from? Stewardess: Bangkok. Wesley: Thai... [Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei] Wesley: Whose kid is that? Stewardess: Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations! Wesley: [waves gingerly] Hey buddy. Ashley: How're you feeling? Erik Stifler: Hey. Good, thanks. Ashley: Here, let me see. Erik Stifler: Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything. Ashley: Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that. Erik Stifler: No, it's just a little red. Ashley: Here, let me. [Ashley takes some healing gel and starts rubbing it on Erick's burn] Erik Stifler: It's really not necessary... [Erik gasps] Ashley: Does it hurt? Erik Stifler': No, it's just really cold. [Ashley rubs slower] Ashley: Does that feel better? Erik Stifler: Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Ashley: Wow! [Megan is shocked by Erik's erection through the towel] Erik Stifler: Oh man! Ashley: I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right? Erik Stifler: I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry. Ashley: It's cool. Erik Stifler: How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna... Ashley: [whispering] Just relax. Erik Stifler: [panting] It's still hot. [John falls backward and his towel falls off, his semen squirts on the wall, a picture frame and Mr. Biggles the teddy bear] Ashley: Oh my God! Mr. Biggles! External links American Pie Presents: The Book of Love Category:2007 films Category:2000s American films Category:Canadian films Category:Comedy films Category:Teen sex comedy films Category:Sequel films Category:Direct-to-video films Category:Film spin-offs Category:Films about fraternities and sororities