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The Oh in Ohio
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The Oh in Ohio is a 2006 comedy film about a married woman on a quest to experience her first orgasm.
Directed by Billy Kent. Written by Adam Wierzbianski.
Dialogue
Alyssa Donahue: Now, each of you will notice that you have a small hand mirror on your easels. I want you to discover your vaginas. Every glorious fold. Every beautiful nook and cranny. This is your power center. Liberate your labia. Value your vulva. Claim your clitoris. Claim it! Christen it.
Priscilla Chase: I don't think I've ever looked at mine.
Alyssa Donahue: Start looking. Come on. Come on. Down you go. Hello, Fifi.
Jack Chase: Do you know I have a magnificent penis?
Coach Popovitch: Oh, shut up!
Jack Chase: No, no. I have a magnificent penis.
Coach Popovitch: Just... Just Shut up!
Jack Chase: It's true. It's true.
Coach Popovitch: I'm not listening to you. [covering ears and walking away] La la la la la.
Jack Chase: What? You're here to hear, coach. Well, hear this: My cock's jamming. It's jamming.
Cast
Parker Posey as Priscilla Chase
Paul Rudd as Jack Chase
Danny DeVito as Wayne the Pool Guy
Mischa Barton as Kristen Taylor
Miranda Bailey as Sherri
Keith David as Coach Popovich
Liza Minnelli as Alyssa Donahue
Heather Graham as Justine
Tim Russ as Douglas
Adam Nelson as Kid at Vending Machine
External links
0422861
Category:2006 American films
Category:American independent films
Category:American romantic comedy films
Category:Sex comedy films
Category:Films set in Cleveland