American Dragon: Jake Long

American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007) is an animated television series from Disney Channel, which follows a Chinese American boy who has the power to transform into a dragon. Season 1 Old School Training [1.1] Huntsman: American Dragon, prepare to become a pair of boots! Dragon Breath [1.2] The Talented Mr. Long [1.3] The Legend of the Dragon Tooth [1.4] Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen. [smiles, revealing one lost tooth] Sorry! Act 4, Scene 15 [1.5] Huntsman: Blast that American Dragon! We'll pick up the search tomorrow. We will find him. And the beetle. Rose: [taking her mask off] For all we know, the dragons have already send it back to Egypt. Maybe we should just give up, and- Huntsman: Give up? Those dragons need to be slain! Never forget that! [He takes his glove off, to show Rose his mark on his palm.] It is your calling, as it is mine. As it is theirs. [Huntsman shows Rose the statues of Huntsclan members. Rose looks at her dragon-shaped birthmark] Rose: I understand, Huntsmaster. But what's so important about this one Egyptian bug? Huntsman: For generations, the Huntsclan have hunted magical creatures. And for generations, dragons have stood in their way. But no more. Once we locate the scarab, we will use its life-giving powers to revive past generations of the Huntsclan. Hundreds shall be reborn and become my army- An army which will wipe out dragons forever! [cackling] Adventures In Troll Sitting / Fu Dog Takes a Walk [1.6] Professor Rotwood's Thesis [1.7] Trixie: Man, where is Jake? We gotta let him know that we're gonna have enough dinero left over to buy some new skateboards and all that. Spud: Maybe he, like, went and robbed an art museum. Or perhaps he went on some reality show to win the money. [He sits down on the desk where Jake's computer turns on showing some of his recent photos] Or, you know, I dunno. Trixie: Shush! Look! [They look at the photos as it showed Jake changing into his dragon form.] [gasps] I don't believe it! Spud: I don't believe it either. And I don't even know what the heck's going on. Trixie: The dragon? Jake?! Spud: The dragon ate Jake? Oh, man. What a way to go! Trixie: No! The dragon didn't eat Jake! Look at this! The dragon is Jake! Spud: I'm even more confused than usual. What does it mean and how does my mom's lasagna fit into all this? Trixie: I'll tell you what it means. It means we just sold our best friend to Rotwood for cash! The Egg / The Heist [1.8] Dragon Summit [1.9] Body Guard Duty [1.10] Shapeshifter [1.11] The Ski Trip [1.12] The Long Weekend [1.13] Eye of the Beholder [1.14] Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek. Jake Takes the Cake [1.15] Susan: Jake, what are you doing? Jake: Making a complete fool of myself on national TV. Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that! Hong Kong Knights [1.16] The Halloween Bash [1.17] Fu and Tell / Flight of the Unicorn [1.18] Keeping Shop [1.19] Ring Around the Dragon [1.20] The Hunted [1.21] [Rose has Jake tied up and charges him] Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye! Jake: Rose, no! Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me? Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me. Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah! Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes] Season 2 Bring It On [2.1] Half Baked [2.2] Brad: That's right, the Bradster makes Home Ec home excellent. The Academy [2.3] The Doppelganger Gang [2.4] Something Fishy This Way Comes [2.5] Breakout [2.6] Family Business [2.7] Balthazar: I do what I love, and I love what I do. Jake: [high fives her] That's the gift that keeps on giving, you've got skills girl. Haley: Thanks Jake [suddenly hugs him to his surprise] You're a good teacher. Jake: [finally returns the hug] Now there's something we can agree on. Hero of the Hourglass [2.8] Jake: [about the teenaged Huntsman's voice] Dude, what's with the voice? You sound like an accordion stuck in a woodchipper! Jake: Fu, there's a whole side of my family my dad doesn't even know about. And I can change it. The secrets, the lies, the me being grounded every other week. Dreamscape [2.9] [Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.] Jake: Whoa! What's this? Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos". [Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"] Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pants... [A pair of hands magically appear to pull down Jake's pants, then Jake pulls them back up] Rose: Yep, that one. A Befuddled Mind [2.10] Fool's Gold [2.11] Feeding Frenzy [2.12] Jake: Go appendix! Go appendix! Holla back now! Appendicitis! Haley Gone Wild [2.13] Supernatural Tuesday [2.14] Nigel: Don't reach my knees on the b-ball court, why's a kid named Long gots to be so short? The Rotwood Files [2.15] A Hairy Christmas [2.16] Jonathan: Four Calling Birds... Susan: Three French Hens... Haley: Two Turtle Doves... Jake: And you know, a bird and stuff... Switcheroo [2.17] Love Cruise [2.18] Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back! Jake: Rose is my boo, after all we been through, and a love that is taboo, we're going on the love crew, me and my boo. Year of the Jake [2.19] Jake: [spins into Jake to free him] Haley who's side are you on? Haley: [bluntly] You're free aren't you? Haley: Happy Noodle Year, freak. Homecoming [2.20] Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American dragon's true human form. Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind] Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize] Rose: [about to be destroyed] Thank you Jake! For everything! I'll never forget you! Jake: Rose, no! Rose: Jake, let go. I'll be okay. I promise. I'll be okay. Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan! Young at Heart [2.21] Haley: Now I'm mad you big squid-idiot...you try having your youth sucked out of you. Siren Says [2.22] Spud: [wearing knight armor and riding Fu like a horse] Alas, ye scurvy dragon! That lass be the Dark Knight! Fu Dog: [to Vickie] Permission to bite him savagely, my pretty-pretty? Vickie: Maybe later. Jake: I don't know. Maybe if I hadn't been so shallow, Vickie would've won the auction fair and square, then she wouldn't have had a reason to go all jealous on me, although then I'd be going out with a deadly siren. Hold up. That doesn't sound right either. What is the lesson here? Shaggy Frog [2.23] Nobody's Fu [2.24] Magic Enemy #1 [2.25] Bananas B: Train Zords for Rose is what me is naming, animal guardian's what I'm gaming. I'm telling you, dawg, yo, quit your yelping, I'm a monkey what's into helping. Ghost Story [2.26] Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball! Craig: He's Chris. Chris: He's Craig. Craig: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris. Chris: Not for long, you don't! Bite Father, Bite Son [2.27] Jonathan: [after finding Jake unconscious] You, you hurt my Jake! Nobody does that! Vampire: You named your dragon self "Jake"? Game On [2.28] Jake: Aw [belches] Oh yeah! That was just waiting to come out! Now where was I? Oh yeah! Man! Furious Jealousy [2.29] Being Human [2.30] Sun: Jake ditched his American Dragon duties on purpose?! Lao Shi: [shouting in Chinese] Ihya asamiowa! Of all the immature, self-serving--Haley: HEY! When was the last time either of you were the American Dragon?! Well, as the little troll girl currently filling the position, let me tell you it's stinkin' hard! I can't imagine it doing it two more days, let alone two more years! And to think about everything Jake's gone through: he's had to save magical creatures on a daily basis, lie to his own dad about who he is, say goodbye to the girl he loved, all to protect a mystical world that nobody knows about! He may be the American Dragon, but he's also a fourteen year old kid who just wanted a couple days off! If that makes him "immature", fine. But "self-serving"?! With all due respect to both of you... STEP OFF! [Sun and Lao Shi are speechless]Haley: Heh... I crossed the line with that "step off" part, didn't I?Chang: Sun Park, I thought you were all about peace and love.Sun Park: And what I really love is to give you a piece of this! Hong Kong Longs [2.31]Dark Dragon: I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction!Jake: If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time.Dark Dragon: Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!Jonathan: [enters the room] Silly me, I forgot the ice bucket. [sees Haley in her dragon form] Gah! Oh, good golly!Susan: Honey, wait. I can explain!Jonathan: My daughter, she's... She's some kind of pink flying reptile, here!Susan: [lying] Uh, it's a mirage! Uh, no wait. Uh, you're dreaming! Yeah, it's, it's... [gives up] Ooh. It's my side of the family. We're dragons. I just never knew how to tell you, honey.Fu Dog: And since the cat's out of the bag here, I can talk, too. How do you like them apples? A goo-hoo ee! Okay, listen, you should probably sit down. You know... [Jonathan moans and faints] Or lie down. That works, too. [The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his villainous plans]Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villain banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's motion! Get him!Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliché!Jake: Rose, you remembered! But how?Rose''': You left this at my house. Let's just say it brought back some memories. About It's a great comedy/action show that I think you and all the other Disney animation fans are really going to love. And it's a bit different than anything Disney has done before. They're 22-minute stories, which is a different storytelling format for us. Jeff Goode Cast Jacob "Jake" Luke Long - Dante Basco Luong Lao Shi "Grandpa" - Keone Young Fu Dog - John DiMaggio Arthur "Spud" P. 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