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Jerry Sadowitz
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thumb|Jerry Sadowitz in 2011
Jerry Sadowitz (born 4 November 1961) is an American-born Scottish stand-up comic and card magician, known for his frequently controversial "sick humour".
Quotes
Nelson Mandela? What a cunt. Terry Waite? Bastard. I dunno, you lend some people a fiver, you never see them again.
Undated, quoted in GQ, 2 February 2010
Hello moose-fuckers! You know what I hate about this country? Half of you speak French and the other half let them.
To an audience in Montreal, quoted in The Guardian, 9 November 2011
The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)
How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares!
My mother thinks I'm at Kings cross right now buying drugs off a prostitute. If she knew I was on the BBC, she'd kill me.
My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.
I only hate two things - living things, and objects.
I'm actually a bisexual necrophiliac - I'll shag anything that doesn't move.
I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma.
Quotes about Sadowitz
Sadowitz is a very different act from Gervais and Carr: low status, stubbornly niche, the connoisseur's misanthrope. I dislike boorish comedy that punches down for kicks, and I appreciate it can be hard to spot the difference when an act only seems to be doing so – especially when they're quoted out of context amid a hysterical media storm. But writing about the offensive comedy debate, Sadowitz has long been my go-to exemplar: if you're as skilful as he is, if you take the pains he takes to contextualise the material, you can be as brutally unpleasant as you like without censure.
Brian Logan, The Guardian, 16 August 2022
External links
Category:1961 births
Category:Living people
Category:Stand-up comedians from the United States
Category:Magicians from the United States
Category:Jews from the United States
Category:People from New Jersey