Drillbit Taylor

Drillbit Taylor is a 2008 coming-of-age comedy film about three bullied high school freshmen who hire a down-and-out homeless veteran, Drillbit (Owen Wilson), as their low-budget bodyguard. Drillbit takes their money to con them but eventually bonds with the boys, ultimately standing up to their tormentors. Directed by Steven Brill. Written by Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen. Dialogue Drillbit: U.S. Army Ranger, black ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert. Wade: Are you still in the military? Drillbit: I was discharged. Unauthorized heroism. Drillbit: So what'd you do to provoke him? Wade: Well he's fat, and he's a dork, and I'm awesome. Buyer: I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything. Don: 1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value. Buyer: To who? Don: To the people I stole it from. Buyer: I don't care about them. 1,500. Emmit: You're the bitch! Filkins: Huh? Emmit: AAAAAH! That's right! Drillbit: God damn it, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid. Ryan: Come on, Drillbit. Kick his ass. Drillbit: I can't! He's a minor! Kid: No, he's not. He's 18. Ryan: Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain! Cast Owen Wilson - Drillbit Taylor Leslie Mann - Lisa Nate Hartley - Wade Troy Gentile - Ryan David Dorfman - Emmit Alex Frost - Terry Filkins Josh Peck - Ronnie Danny McBride - Don Stephen Root - Principal Doppler Lisa Ann Walter - Delores Ian Roberts - Jim Beth Littleford - Barbara External links Category:2008 films Category:2008 American films Category:Teen comedy films Category:American comedy films Category:Films about bullying Category:Films about deserters Category:Films about educators Category:Films set in Los Angeles Category:Films directed by Steven Brill (filmmaker)