Staten Island Summer

Staten Island Summer is a 2015 comedy film about the two high school friends who spend the summer great graduation working as lifeguards at a local swim club as they plan to throw the ultimate end-of-summer party. Directed by Rhys Thomas. Written by Colin Jost. Dialogue Anthony: Danny would not say something like that, because he’s Irish. And Irish kids develop later, okay? They don’t think about sex till they’re, like, 25. Mary Ellen: Wow, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Anthony: It’s a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin’ book. Mary Ellen: “Biology fact.” Anthony: Okay look, first it’s Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually. Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You’re gonna sink our ships. Anthony: Hey, if you’re love with me, just say you’re love with me. Cast Graham Phillips as Danny Campbell Zack Pearlman as Frank Gomes John DeLuca as Anthony Bobby Moynihan as Skootch Mike O'Brien as Chuck Will Forte as Griffith Fred Armisen as Victor Cecily Strong as Mary Ellen Ashley Greene as Krystal Manicucci Owen Benjamin as Health Inspector Vincent Pastore as Leo Manicucci Kate Walsh as Mrs. Campbell External links Category:2015 films Category:2010s American films Category:American comedy films Category:Films set in Staten Island