Everybody Loves Raymond (season 7)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | Main Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray. Season 7 Robert Needs Money [7.6] Debra: Did he just say he's going to Las Vegas? Frank: Nevada! Ray: (walks to kitchen door) Robert, ROBERT! Robert: Yeah??? Ray: Do you have a moment? Ray (To Debra): Can you believe this? Robert walks into the kitchen Robert: Hey, what's up bro? Ray: Well, Bro, word has it you're going to Vegas. Robert:Yup. I'm hopping on the big silver bird at 8:45 tomorrow. By 1:45, The Emperors Buffet at Caesar's Palace! Shrimp, Tacos, Waffles, and Turkey Legs! Frank: And hey, while you're in Vegas, you can pick up Ray's "Sucker of the Year" award. Debra: Wait a minute, Robert, are you sure you can afford to go to Las Vegas? Robert: Well I can now, thanks to you (Pinches Debra on the cheek) Debra: But you were eating Baloney Pie! Marie: Debra, why would you make that for him? Ray: We thought you would use that $1,000 to, I dont know, keep yourself alive! Robert: What do you mean? Ray: What do I mean? What about all of your problems and your bills? Robert: You see I thought about that but those things will always. When else will I have an extra $1,000 to go to Vegas? Ray: That wasn't an extra $1,000. Debra: Robert, can I say something? Going to Las Vegas seems a bit extravagant for someone in your position. Robert: Well my position is extremely stressed and needing a vacation. Marie: Well if you need a vacation Robbie, you wanna know where I always wanted to go? Hershey, Pennsylvania. We could watch them make chocolate! Frank: Yeah, you're gonna watch. Frank: You know, I once lost a friend over $50. And I'll tell ya. Sometimes when I'm driving, I still think about that $50. Sweet Charity [7.16] (Ray walks into Mrs. Gorman's hospital room. Ray quietly walks up to her, thinking she is asleep.) Mrs. Gorman: If you're the angel of death, I'm ready. Ray: No, no I'm not the angel of death. Mrs. Gorman: Then you could use a mint. Ray: Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm Ray. I'm helping out here today. (Mrs. Gorman stares at Ray with no response.) Ray: So, I hear you like baseball. Mrs. Gorman: What are you doing? Ray: I'm Ray Barone, I'm a sports writer for New York NewsDay. Mrs. Gorman: Oh yeah? Can you fix a radio? Ray: What do you mean? Mrs. Gorman: What do you think it means when someone says they need their radio fixed? Ray: No Ive come here to just talk to you, you know, cheer you up. Mrs. Gorman: They finally send a man in here and it's you. Ray: Alright listen Mrs. Gorman, I was just seeing if maybe I could get you to take your pills. Mrs. Gorman: Fix my radio, I'll take a pill. Ray: I don't know how to fix a radio. Mrs. Gorman: Then youve used what's left of my life for nothin'. Ray: Ok then, well, nice talking to you ma'am. (Ray heads to the door to exit.) Mrs. Gorman: Do you sit in a press box? Ray: What? At the game? Yeah. Mrs. Gorman: Ive never sat in a press box before. Ray: Well, um, if you wanna sit in a press box, you gotta get better. And if you wanna get better, you gotta take your pills. Mrs. Gorman: Oh, you tricky tricky white boy. The Plan [7.18] (Amy comes into the kitchen in a panic) Amy: (hysterical, to Robert) What did you do? Robert: (not understanding what's going on) What do you mean? Amy: What did you do? The invitations! (She hands Robert one of the offending invitations) My Aunt Lynn got this in the mail! What did you do?" Robert: (panicking himself) Oh, my God! This was in the mail?! Amy: What did you do?! Robert: Nothing. Nothing. This wasn't supposed to go out. Debra: (taking the invitation from Robert) Wait a minute, what's the problem? (She finds it, and is equally aghast.) Oh, my God! Amy: I know! I couldn't even finish reading it because I heard someone screaming, and then I realized it was me!!! Robert: The wedding planner lady was supposed to print it out and you were supposed to look it over-- Amy: She said you said "send it out"! Robert: No, I said print it out! Amy: Well, she sent it out! Robert: (truly hysterical) OH, MY GOD!!! (Marie comes in, holding an invitation) Marie: (hysterical) AMY!!! OH, MY GOD!!! Amy: (matching their hysteria) I KNOW!!! OH, MY GOD!!! Marie: What happened to it? (Amy points accusingly at Robert) Amy: Robert! Robert happened to it! Robert: (feebly) It wasn't supposed to go out! (Amy goes over and thrusts the invitation at Robert.) Amy: Look at this! Hank N' Pat? N' Pat? They're not hillbillies, Robert! Hank 'N Pat McDougal request the honor of your "presents"-- Debra: Robert, you spelled "presence" like gifts! Robert: (quietly) It wasn't supposed to go out! Amy: You even put the wrong date! It's the ninth, not the sixth! People are going to be showing up three days early! Debra: And what is this: Attire optional?! Amy: It's black tie optional! Attire optional means "maybe naked!" (The horror of it just never ends...) There's going to be nude people! At the church! On a Wednesday!! Robert: (quietly strained) It wasn't supposed to go out! Category:Everybody Loves Raymond seasons