Wayne's World 2

Wayne's World 2 is a 1993 comedy film starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as hosts of a cable access television show from Aurora, Illinois. Based of a popular sketch on NBC's Saturday Night Live and is the sequel to Wayne's World, the movie depicts friends Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar as they try to organize a Woodstock-style concert called Waynestock. Wayne Campbell I know all seven animal styles: The crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey, the Beatle [imitates Ringo Starr]. I will take you. Garth Algar [Telling Wayne what people might say if he mentions Jim Morrison on the show] Look, there's Garth, and his friend Wayne...the psychopath. Del Preston [At Mikita's, the doughnut shop] And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show." [everyone in donut shop claps] Dialogues[Wayne, Garth, and their crew are at the drive-thru at Stan Mikita's, where there's a sign next to the speaker-phone that says, "If we get your order wrong, you don't have to pay."]Wayne: Um, I'd like...ruelers...urger..ucks, and a Mikkita...cup. And then, I think I'd like a large...ream. [Everyone in the car quietly snicker to one another]Garth: Yes, and could I please have a...elly...oughnut...ra...berry and a o...ge drink? Employee: What? Wayne: Oh, I'm sorry, and a...igger...oken. Employee: Well, let me try to recap the order: A crawler, two Sugar Pucks, a Stanley Cup, a large coffee with cream, a raspberry jelly doughnut, an orange drink, and a box of Five Holes. Wayne: ...Yeah. Employee: Thank you, drive around, please. Wayne: [enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street? Bad Actor: Uh... Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street! Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young. Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.[director comes in and replaces actor with Charlton Heston]Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over. Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.[Wayne and Garth meet Aerosmith]Wayne & Garth: Uhhh....[Goes to their knees and start bowing] We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Steven Tyler: Hey, you're worthy, you're worthy! Get up![Del Preston lays out the Waynestock stage, but goes off-topic]Del Preston: In the event of capture, I will distribute cyanide capsules which are to be placed under the tongue like so: [puts one under his tongue] Any questions? Garth: I have a question: When exactly did you become a nutbar? [snickers with Wayne][Wayne argues with Jeff Wong in Cantonese]Wayne: With all respect, Jeff. In our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions. Jeff Wong: How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone. You have left me no choice but to fight you! Wayne: If we were to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles! Jeff: [dubbed in English] Very well. If that is your custom, prepare to die. Wayne: Excuse me, what are you guys doing here in the middle of the street? Chicken-man: Well, I'm putting these chickens in crates, and stacking them right here. Jim's job is to make sure we always have plenty of watermelons. Wayne: Oh, so you're selling watermelons. Jim: No, no sir. We just have to make sure we have plenty of them stacked at all times, just like with these here chickens. Garth: What do these guys do? Chicken-man: Well, their job is to walk back and forth with this big plate-glass window every couple of minutes. Garth: That's weird. Wayne: Yeah, you've got to wonder if this is gonna pay off later on.[Wayne has finally found himself at the First Presbyterian Church and runs on top to finally catch Cassandra about to marry Bobby Cahn.]Wayne: Oh Jesus God no. [knocks loudly on the window glass that catches Cassandra's attention, as well as everybody else] Cassandra! Cassandra! Jeff: What an asshole.[As Wayne continues to call out Cassandra's name, her father, along with Bobby and the minister mouths "Son of a Bitch" at Wayne.]'' Cassandra: WAYNE! Cast Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell Dana Carvey as Garth Algar Tia Carrere as Cassandra Wong Christopher Walken as Bobby Cahn Kevin Pollak as Jerry Segel Ralph Brown as Del Preston James Hong as Jeff Wong Kim Basinger as Honey Hornée Jim Downey as the dubbed voice of Jeff Wong Chris Farley as Milton Ed O'Neill as Glen Michael A. Nickles as Jim Morrison Larry Sellers as The Naked Indian Frank DiLeo as Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp Lee Tergesen as Terry, Wayne and Garth's bud Scott Coffey as a heavy metaller Notable cameos Drew Barrymore as Bjergen Kjergen Olivia d'Abo as Betty Jo Charlton Heston as the "good actor" gas station attendant who replaces the "bad actor" Al Hansen Jay Leno as Himself Heather Locklear as Herself Ted McGinley as "Mr. Scream" Tim Meadows as Sammy Davis, Jr. Robert Smigel and Bob Odenkirk as nerds backstage at the concert Bobby Slayton as the Watermelon Guy Harry Shearer as "Handsome Dan" Rip Taylor as Himself Steven Tyler as Himself (lead vocalist of Aerosmith) Joe Perry as Himself (lead guitarist of Aerosmith) Brad Whitford as Himself (rhythm guitarist of Aerosmith) Tom Hamilton as Himself (bassist of Aerosmith) Joey Kramer as Himself (drummer of Aerosmith) Rich Fulcher as Garth's body double when they "travel to London" WPIG 95.7 as the Aurora radio station External links Category:Films directed by Stephen Surjik Category:1993 American films Category:American comedy films Category:American sequel films Category:Films set in Chicago Category:Films about interracial romance Category:1993 English-language films Category:Saturday Night Live films