Babar (season 4)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 | Babar: The Movie / King of the Elephants | Main The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Babar. Dialogue Alexander the Great [4.1] Fire Chief: Where's the fire? Cornelius: There's no fire. it's much more serious then that. Pompadour: It's the children! Fire Chief: [gasps] The children are on fire?! Pompadour: The children have been swept away on an errant airplane! Cornelius: You have to save them! Fire Chief: So... there's no fire? Cornelius: NOOOO! And there's no time to argue! The plane's getting away! Fire Chief: Oh, I don't know, airplane rescues just aren't in our job description. Do they have a cat with them? We can save cats! Alexander: Hey dad, do you think I could be king while you're away? Babar and Celeste: King?! Alexander: Yeah. Somebody has to be in charge. Pom: Hah! You, king? Tell me another one! Alexander: I could be a great king. Flora: Sure: Great at causing trouble! Cruel to Be Kind [4.2] [about the dressing gown Zephir gave Babar] Babar: A fashion statement. Celeste: What exactly is it you're trying to say? Zephir: [about the rewritten speech] I'm telling you Babar, they loved it! When you told 'em that tuna fish joke, well, I thought I'd die! Babar: I felt much the same, Zephir; I thought they were going to kill me. _________________________ Zephir: I know this sounds crazy, But, it's good to be back. Alexander: You're back? Flora: To stay? Zephir: You bet. Pom: He's back! Zephir's back for good! [Customers cheering] Babar: You know when you were saying you wanted to do something that had meaning, purpose, and importance? Zephir: Mm-hm. Babar: Well, from the sounds of those kids out there, i'd say that's what you've got right here. [Customers cheering] Zephir: I guess you're right, Babar. Alexander: Three cheers for Zephir. Hip-hip... [All] Hooray! Alexander: Hip-hip... [All] Hooray! Alexander: Hip-hip... [All] Hooray! A Pair of Queens [4.3] Cornelius: [while babysitting the children] It's times like these that make me glad I'm a bachelor! [while the children are swimming in the fountain] Flora: What's the matter, Christina? Aren't you having fun? Christina: Oh, Flora, I've never had so much fun. You've all been so nice and I.. Well... [sadly] There's something I should tell you. [Alexander and Pom keeps playing with the bubbles until they hear Cornelius] Cornelius: [off-screen] Children! [Cornelius is on-screen while walking through the bubbles] Pom: Everybody down! [Pom, Alexander and Flora dive into the water. Flora picks up Christina] Cornelius: I know you're in there! Come out! Come out this instant! [looks for the children] Hmm... [Pom, Alexander, Flora and Christina raises from the water and flees away] Cornelius: Ooh! [pants twice] Whoa! [Cornelius falls into the water. Pom, Alexander, Flora and Christina enters the palace] Christina: Why are we hiding from Cornelius? Flora: It's just a game we play. Let's get out of these wet things. [Back outside, Cornelius is covered in pink bubbles] Cornelius: Off all the... When I catch with those... [sighs] Rowing Pains [4.4] Alexander: Way to go, Flora! You were terrific! Flora: It sure wasn't all my doing. The best team won. Alexander: And the best sister won, too! Flora: Well, why don't you ask him yourself? Pom: I would if I could find him. Alexander: Oh, hey guys! Pom: Where were you? You missed the whole practice this afternoon. Alexander: I'm sorry. Pom: The regatta is this weekend and we're not going to be ready, all because of you. Alexander: So I missed one practice. Big deal. Babar: As a matter of fact, Alexander. I do consider it a big deal. Everyone on the team has worked very hard. I think it's unfair of you to let them down like this. Now, where were you this afternoon? Alexander: Um, I promised Zephir I'd help him. He was really busy, see and well, I'm sorry. Babar: Well, I certainty can't criticise you for helping others. But remember, you have other responsibilities too. Pom: Yeah, Alexander. You have other responsibilities too. Alexander: Hey, Pom. Come here. You just gotta see what I got. [shows Pom the boat] Pom: Wow. How'd you get this? Alexander: Want to go down to the river and play with it? Pom: Sure. That'll be... [looks at the boat and realizes something odd] Wait a second, Alexander! Now I know where you were this afternoon. Babar: I hope you don't work Alexander as hard as you did yesterday, Zephir. He's got a big race coming up and we need him in tip-top shape. Zephir: He didn't work here yesterday. Babar: But last evening he told me... [suddenly realizes that Alexander told a lie on where he was last evening] Excuse me, everyone. Zephir, would you mind joining me? Arthur's Object [4.5] Pompadour: If you asked me, I'd say Arthur's adventures are ninety percent fiction and ten percent imagination! Zephir: True enough Pompadour. And that arithmetic does add up to Arthur! The Diaperman Cometh [4.6] Rataxes: Put it back, dear. It's parents will be looking for it, I hope. Lady Rataxes: Don't talk rot, Rataxes! Lady Rataxes: Now we have a perfect family. A boy and a girl! Rataxes: What shall we call her? Lady Rataxes: Daphne, I think! [Rataxes and Basil are climbing down the palace walls] Rataxes: Basil, hurry it up! Basil: But your rhighness, you know I suffer from vertigo! Rataxes: You'll suffer from rigor mortis if Lady Rataxes catches us! Time Flies [4.7] Basil: If I may suggest sir, you might hire a ghost writer. Rataxes: Uh-huh. And how do I get one of those? Through a ouija board? Celeste: And you thought it was alright for your brother to run off in the middle of the night to rescue some man named Jules Verne?! Flora: Well, we didn't think it was alright exactly. Babar: We'll talk more about this in the morning. In the meanwhile, we should head over to Rhinoland to settle things once and for all. Come along, children. Pom: I think they're really mad this time. Basil: Sorry to interrupt, your rhighness. But King Babar seems to think that Alexander is around here somewhere. Babar: Well you three, home. And we're all going to have a long chat about this in the morning. Insecurity System [4.8] Pom: Boy Cornelius, where did you ever learn to signal code stuff? Cornelius: Oh, there's a lot that I know that you don't know I know. Pom: I know! Babar: Then what, Basil, what? Basil: Well, it's just that the password was originally intended for my ears only and well, it's kind of embarrassing. Babar and Pompadour: JUST TELL ZEPHIR THE PASSWORD!!! Kings of the Castle [4.9] Babar: What a day I've had. I haven't seen so many ruffled feathers since the hurricane in flamingo land! Basil: Good news, sir. Since you started handing out free frosty cones, your popularity's gone up! Rataxes: I knew it! The way to the hearts of my people is though bribery! Basil: You're now two points more popular then a rattlesnake bite. Rataxes: Rats... Babar: [to the children] Time waits for no-one, and neither does the school bus! Rataxes: Basil, how did I do in the popularity poll this year? Basil: Well, according to a random sampling, you're slightly more popular then a plague of locusts. Rataxes: Oh... Basil: It's an improvement, sir. Last year, you were less popular then a volcanic eruption! Rataxes: What's wrong with my subjects? Babar's popular; What's he got that I haven't got? Basil: Do you have a couple of hours, sir? It's a rather long list. What's Mine Is Mine [4.10] Arthur: So this is a tin mine. Kinda damp, isn't it? Charlie: So what didya expect? Wall-to-wall carpeting? Rataxes: There isn't enough mud here to make a pie! Basil: Don't worry, your rhighness; I'll find mud if it's the last thing I do. Rataxes: And if you don't, Basil, it just might be the last thing you do! Zephir: What are we celebrating, Arthur? Arthur: My fabulously rich and productive gold mine! Zephir: No! Arthur: Yes! The richest piece of real estate this side of the equator! Zephir: No! Arthur: Yes! This gold mine's got more karats then a herd of rabbits! The Scarlet Pachyderm [4.11] Cornelius: Sit down, Alexander! No horse play in the car please. Rhino Guard #1: Look lively, here comes Lord Rataxes. And remember, he said to make it look good. Rhino Guard #2: I can't believe it; We get to yell at Lord Rataxes! This is better then a holiday! Pompadour: He's struck again, sire! The Scarlet Pachyderm did it again! Cornelius: What daring! What chivalry! Pompadour: What cheek! Cornelius: My tusks, Arthur! How did you manage to avoid a run-in with the rhino guards? Arthur: The best way to avoid a run-in is to give 'em a run for their money! All Played Out [4.12] Rataxes: Basil, you're getting on my nerves. Don't you have something better to do then nag me with these unending chores? Basil: But sir, that's my job! Radio Riot [4.13] Zephir: Live from the malt shop, it's Zany Zephir, the voice of children everywhere! Pompadour: "Zany Zephir"? How appropriate! Pompadour: Sire, This is ludicrous. Everyone knows children must eat their vegetables. It's one of the agonies of growing up. Babar: You never hid your Green Beans? Pompadour: I should say not Babar: Oddly enough, Pompadour, I believe you. External links Babar (TV series) 4