Last words in Tales From the Crypt media

Following are last words from Tales From the Crypt media. TV series Season 1 No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right— Who: Charley Ledbetter Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1] Note: Character, a death row inmate, says this right before he is killed in an electric chair. Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait— Who: Theodore Carne Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1] Note: Character, a man acquitted of murder, says this before being eletrocuted in a hot tub by the protagonist, Niles Talbot. What? No! Who: Cynthia Baldwin Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1] Note: Says this before being electrocuted along with her lover, Theodore Carne. It's my job. That's why I did it, 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for? Who: Niles Talbot Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1] Note: Says this before he is put to death in the very electric chair he used to run. What are you, deaf? I said let me have it! Who: Husband Source: "And All Through the House" [Episode 1x2] Note: Says this before being killed with a fireplace poker by his wife. Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait! Who: Dr. Emil Manfred Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3] Note: Says this as Ulric forces his car off the road, killing him. No! No! No! Oh yeah, I'm ready. Coralee, pull the—pull the lever. I'm ready to die. Come on, asshole! Where'd you get that hat? Coralee, baby? [Coralee: Yeah?] What do you say we take a vacation? Go to Vegas, catch Wayne Newton's act, hop over to the Bahamas, and then we'll skip over to Paris? Hey, did I tell you? Polanski wants to film my life story. All of 'em. Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT! Who: Ulric Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3] Note: Each line is spoken before Ulric, a carnival performer, is killed and resurrected; final line spoken when he realizes he has used up the last of the ninth cat's life he was surgically instilled with. Who are you? Who: Ronnie Price Source: "Only Sin Deep" [Episode 1x4] Note: Says this as he is being shot by his unrecognizably aged girlfriend, Sylvia Vane. Nooooo! Who: Charles Source: "Lover Come Hack to Me" [Episode 1x5] Note: Says this before hacked to death by his wife, Peggy. Anita, no! Anita, no! Who: Jonas Source: "Collection Completed" [Episode 1x6] Note: Says this before being struck with a hammer by his wife, Anita. Season 2 Cha— Who: Cathy Marno Source: "Dead Right" [Episode 2x1] Note: Says this as she is being stabbed to death by her husband, Charlie Marno. I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER! Who: Margaret Richardson Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4] Note: Says this before apparently succumbing to a fatal love potion. No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate. Who: Freddy Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4] Note: Character, a doctor, says he had Margaret Richardson's body embalmed, right before her reanimated corpse sneaks up behind him and decapitates him. Noooo! Who: Logan Andrews Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4] Note: Says this before consuming rat poison to escape his undead mistress; is later brought back to life by a voodoo priestess in order to keep him trapped in life. You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind! Who: Alan Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5] Note: Says this before being shot with an arrow by an insanely jealous husband, Richard. Where's Alan? Who: Della Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5] Note: Says this shortly before being strangled by her jealous husband, Richard. Help me, Gloria! Who: Sebastian Fielding Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7] Note: Says this as he is dropped from a high-rise apartment patio to his death. Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free... Who: James Reed Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7] Note: Says this before dying from an intentional drug overdose. Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME! Who: Marty Slash Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8] Note: Says this before being executed in an electric chair, eager to escape his conscience. No. Who? Who: Ms. Kilbasser Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8] Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by Marty Slash, using a guitar given to him by Pete Townsend. You fool. You stupid old fool. Who: Louisa Yates Source: "The Four-Sided Triangle" [Episode 2x9] Note: Says this before being stabbed through the back with a pitchfork by Mary Jo. Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Who: Mr. Ingles Source: "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" [Episode 2x10] Note: Says this as his malformed twin, Morty—who had been posing as his ventriloquist's dummy—chews out his throat. Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball? Who: Bobby Thornberry Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12] Note: Says this before his greedy and abusive uncle, Ezra Thornberry, kills him after knocking him down a flight of stairs with a basketball. Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo! Who: Ezra Thornberry Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12] Note: Says this before he is killed by the vengeful spirit of his murdered nephew, Bobby Thornberry. Season 3 Ohhh shiiiiiit... Who: Edward Foster Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1] Note: Says this after sipping a poisoned drink, unaware that his intended target, Miranda Singer, obviously switched glasses. Yes, let's. Who: Miranda Singer Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1] Note: Says this shortly before jumping out of a window off-screen, after unwittingly poisoning Edward Foster. No – fuck you. Who: Policeman Source: "Carrion Death" [Episode 3x2] Note: Says after being shot by an escaped serial killer, Earl Raymond Digs. I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me. Who: Luigi "Lou" Paloma Source: "The Trap" [3x3] Note: Character's last words before being executed for his own murder. Season 4 You know, I think I forgot to ask. [Helen: You...] Isn't that silly of me? Who: Joyce Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5] Note: Says this before dying from a spiked drink given by her roommate, Helen. Yeah. So what kind of girl are you? Who: Druscilla Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5] Note: Says this before being strangled in her dressing room by Helen. You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops! Who: Mr. Chumley Source: "What's Cookin'" [Episode 4x6] Note: Said to one of his renters, Fred, before he is murdered off-screen by Gaston. Ellen! Who: Jonathan Renfield Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12] Note: Says this shortly before dying of a heart attack Come on, we don't have that much time. Who: David Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12] Note: Says this shortly before his throat is slit by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes. This isn't funny. Who: Ellen Renfield Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12] Note: Says this shortly before being stabbed by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes. Season 5 You lied to me, all of you! Who: Judd Campbell Source: "Death of Some Salesmen" [Episode 5x1] Note: Says this just before being killed by a family he has tried to swindle. Season 6 Help me... Who: Todd Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8] Note: Says this as his necktie gets caught in a treadmill, strangling him. Son of a bitch! Who: William Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8] Note: Says this before Janet McKay stabs him through the eye with a siletto heel. Ronald? Who: Simone "Gwen" Bardou Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8] Note: Says this before being shot by Janet McKay, who is revealed to be a disguised CIA assassin. Willa— Who: Luden Sandelton Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14] Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by his wife, Willa Sandleton. You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance. Who: Willa Sandelton Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14] Note: Says this as she takes a shower with a bar of soap manufactured from Luden Sandelton's body; the hydroflouric acid from Luden's body causes Willa's to dissolve. Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn. Who: Lou Spinelli Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15] Note: Says this before being bludgeoned with a statue by his cheating wife, Betty Spinelli. Lou... Who: Erika Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15] Note: Says this before being shot by Betty Spinelli, while making a 911 call to report Lou Spinelli's murder. Oh, my God! Who: Dr. Oscar Charles Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15] Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Betty Spinelli. Run! Ruuun! Who: Betty Spinelli Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15] Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Dr. Oscar Charles. Season 7 You bitch. Who: Armed Robber #1 Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6] Note: Says this before being shot to death by Cammy. Right— Aw, shit. Who: Cutter Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6] Note: Says this as he tries to light a cigarette, after being shot by a convenience store robber. Come here! Who: Barry Source: "Smoke Wrings" [Episode 7x6] Note: Says this shortly before he jumps out of a window to his death. Reverend? Who: Lucy Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10] Note: Says this before she has her throat slit by Reverend Jonathan's illegitimate daughter, Leah. What are you doing? Who: Sarah Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10] Note: Says this as she is being strangled by her husband, Reverend Jonathan, after finding Lucy's body. God is my protector! He is the Wo— Who: Leah Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10] Note: Says this before she is bludgeoned and stabbed with a crucifix by Reverend Jonathan. Father...what have you done? Who: Abigail Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10] Note: Says this to Reverend Jonathan before she dies, revealing herself to be a twin on the back of Leah's head. Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin! Who: Drinky Pig Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13] Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig. Come right on in, miss! Who: Smokey Pig Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13] Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig. Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead! Who: Zombie Pig Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13] Note: Says this before being electrocuted by its creator, Dudley Pig. Must destroy! Who: Dudley Pig Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13] Note: Says this before being eaten by Mr. Wolf, which bursts from the corpse of Zombie Pig. External Links Tales From the Crypt