The Boss (2016 film)

The Boss is a 2016 American comedy film about a wealthy woman who uses her assistant's daughter's cookie sales to climb back up to the top after being arrested and her fortune was seized. Directed by Ben Falcone; Written by Melissa McCarthy, Ben Falcone and Steve Mallory; Produced by Melissa McCarthy, Ben Falcone, Will Ferrell; Adam McKay and Chris Henchy Watch your assets Michelle Darnell Let's watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre! I tried a Dorito for the first time last night. It wasn't cheese. It was... cheese adjacent, but not cheese. It was really good! Dialogue Claire: : Michelle, if you can't give me a raise, I can't continue to work here. Michelle Darnell: Well, look who finally showed up to my seminar. About time, Claire, I love it. I didn't know you were listening all these years. What am I always saying? Tito: Don't go in that room! Michelle Darnell: True. I do say that, but I also say, you want something, you gotta take it. Claire, you just took it and you grew a pair in the process. Claire: I'm holding your earrings? Michelle Darnell: You're holding a pair of earrings, as in 2001, I paid $ 62,000 for it, and that's your raise now, it's a good raise and you earned it. Claire: Thank you. Tito: Congratulations on your balls, Claire! Claire: Knocking on the bathroom door, while Michelle is in the bathroom] Michelle, you gotta get out of the bathroom. I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school. Michelle Darnell: [inside the bathroom] Well, I'm going as fast as I can. You're welcome to come in. Claire: [opens the door to find Michelle applying self-tanning spray] Fine, but we gotta get on the schedule if you're gonna be here. Oh, my God! Close your robe! Michelle Darnell: No, absolutely not! I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet. Claire: I can see your vagina. Michelle Darnell: Well, congratulations and you're welcome. You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010. They called it a vaguvenation. You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse. [whispers] I can barely urinate. Claire: [still in shock] Oh, my God. Michelle Darnell: Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings. [turns around, bends over and lifts up her robe as Rachel comes into the bathroom] Claire: Oh, my God! Put it away! Michelle Darnell: Huh?! Claire: Put it away!Rachel: [shows up] Whoa!Michelle Darnell: [turns around] Hi, Racquel.Rachel: [correcting herself] It's Rachel!Claire: Go grab your backpack, honey. We don't need to brush our teeth today. Our teeth are fine. [Rachel leaves the room, as Michelle goes back to spraying her leg with self-tanning spray] You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know, it dries darker.Michelle Darnell: No. Does it? [grabs the bottle]Claire: Yes.Michelle Darnell': That's not what the bottle says. [wipes her face with a bath towel]'' Oh. Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel. Cast Melissa McCarthy as Michelle Darnell Chandler Head as 5-year-old Michelle Vivian Falcone (Melissa McCarthy's real-life daughter) as 10-year-old Michelle Isabella Amara as 15-year-old Michelle Kristen Bell as Claire Rawlings Ella Anderson as Rachel Rawlings Peter Dinklage as Ronald/Renault Tyler Labine as Mike Beals Kathy Bates as Ida Marquette Timothy Simons as Stephan Annie Mumolo as Helen Kreagan Kristen Schaal as Sandy, the leader of the Dandelions, who is pompously berated by Helen. Cecily Strong as Dana Dandridge Cedric Yarbrough as Tito Ben Falcone as Marty Margo Martindale as Sister Agnes Aluminata External links The Boss (2016 film) 2702724 The Boss Category:2016 films Category:2010s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Business films Category:Films set in Illinois Category:Films set in Georgia (state)