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Striptease
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Striptease is a webcomic written and drawn by Chris Daily.
2000
Chip: Working on villain lines again?
10/26/2000
Max: Of course I'll do fine. I'm worried about what tie I'm going to wear.
11/02/2000
Max: Whenever I hope women will change, they just end up disappearing.
11/28/2000
2001
Max: How would you like to be our promotional gimp?
06/18/2001
Willy: Of course you realize that you have to tell me all about how he is in bed?
Rachael: Why, do you like him?
Willy: Hell no, I just like gossip!
08/20/2001
2002
Chip: What is it you want, oh great Couch-God?
02/25/2002
Max: Hmm, my left butt cheek is asleep, but the other isn't...weird.
03/13/2002
2003
Max: It's my turn to flashback. Be patient!
05/26/2003
Max: To know her is to love her...to love her is to go quite bonkers.
11/05/2003
2004
Tommy: If nothing else, you'll get a cult following of black-clad depressed kids.
05/17/2004
Emily: Oh Chip, I'm so sorry...I know you were very enamored with Naomi.
Chip: Yeah...and I like her a lot too.
08/30/2004
Emily: Just for reference, this is is my happy face.
10/13/2004
Alli: Sure! If you like manipulating psychopaths...Which, you probably do.
12/20/2004
2005
Max: I mean, what's next? By the way, Max, I'm a robot! Max, I'm a Russian spy!
10/14/2005
Damion: What petty drama virus has infected your veins?
12/21/2005
2006
Forrest: Don't be silly. I don't mind when girls kiss me. It's like free samples of something I would never buy.
01/09/2006
Lydia: This manager things is fun! I'm getting paid to be all bitchy!
03/06/2006
Emily: The unashamed humping like rabbits can commence!
03/22/2006
2007
Alli: You've transcended from the angry to the absurd. Congratulations!
01/24/2007
Rob: Would you stop using film terminology for sex talk?!
05/01/2007
Alli: I think I just had a nerdgasm.
05/15/2007
2008
Kim: She seemed a little suspicious to me! Of course...I only met her one night...and I was pretty drunk. But I'm not the one that had mystery sex with her, right Rae?
04/15/2008
Kim: But if they're lesbian rabbits...would they hump?
04/22/2008
Max: This calls for the best of whatever cheap alcohol we have in the fridge!
08/21/2008
2009
Max: Sometimes you have to speak comicbookeese.
02/12/2009
Mikayla: Rae, why was there a sack full of money buried in the floor?
Rachael: I sure hope it's from leprechauns.
05/12/2009
Max: Apparently my subconscious hasn't heard of a thesaurus.
06/11/2009
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