Big Shots (TV series)

Big Shots (2007–2008) is an American comedy-drama television series, airing on ABC, about the lives and loves of four business executive friends. Season 1 Pilot [1.01] Brody: Let's just say, when it comes to sex. She's the man. Duncan: Men. We're the new women. Marla: What kind of man would be so deceitful as to lie to the woman he’s cheating on his wife with? Duncan: [about Cameron] She's belligerent and headstrong. You can't tell her a thing. Lisbeth: You should be happy. Proof that she's yours. Cameron: [regarding his drink] That's your third, you know?' Duncan: I didn't know you were keeping score. Cameron: I didn't know you needed to get loaded to face your own daughter. Duncan: You should try facing her, you'd get loaded too. Brody: [about Lisbeth] Maybe you should remarry her? Duncan: Right, then sex in the wine cellar becomes "Don't touch me I'm exfoliating." Tall Dark and Hairless [1.02] Duncan: [to Brody] What kind of world do we live in, women are more men than we are? Karl: It took an affair with a lunatic to get me to appreciate my wife. Brody: It's impressive Karl; the first man in history actually has to break up with his wife and his girlfriend. The Good, The Bad, and the Really Ugly [1.03] Karl: Look, I know it sounds crazy but it’s taken my mistress to help me remember how great my wife is. And now that I have, I won’t let anything spoil it. Sara: [about the red Ferrari] Mid life crisis or divorce? James: Oh, that obvious huh? [Sara nods] Yeah, well… guilty as charged, recently separated. Sara: Well, I’ve been there, first stage is always hardest. James: There are stages? Sara: First stage, wondering if you gonna survive. Second stage, wondering if you’re going to spend the rest of your life alone and third stage, wondering why you didn’t get a divorce sooner. Three's a Crowd [1.04] Terrence: A word of warning, I never lose. Duncan: First time for everything. Karl: How can things be worse than listening to my ex-mistress have sex with a guy who I thought was gay? Wendy: We are so lucky we have each other. Marla has no one. Karl: Unless you count her multiple personalities. James: Hey I’m a busy guy. Head of a major corporation, I see my kids almost every weekend. Who has time to date? Duncan: Who said anything about dating? Relationships come in all forms; some last fifteen years and end very badly, some last fifteen minutes and end very, very happy. Greatest Amerimart Hero [1.05] Karl: The truth, so crazy it just may work. Cameron: [to Duncan] You work thirty hours a day, fifteen days a week and you still have time to cheat on mom? Car Trouble [1.06] Lisbeth: I’m an idiot. I’m an idiot! What was I thinking? Duncan Collinsworth loves himself far too much to kill himself. Karl: Are you really serious about this? You want Marla to carry our baby. Wendy: You’d rather our child be carried by someone we don’t know? Karl: No… but I’d rather it not be carried by someone with the emotional stability of Britney Spears. Lisbeth: [to Duncan] You… you’re like a drug to me. You make me feel amazing for an hour or for a weekend. And then you let me down and I come crashing back to reality. I’m a forty year old woman; it’s time for me to quit chasing that fairytale. Duncan: [to Cameron about hiring Zack] This is who you hired? Where'd you find him, Facebook? Duncan: How can sex ever end badly? Karl: Maybe not for you, but believe me, I found a way. Who's Your Daddy [1.07] Marla: Please tell me you're locking the door. Karl: I...I...I can't work under these conditions. How am I supposed to make a baby with my wife popping in and out of the room? The Way We Weren't [1.08] Lisbeth: [to Duncan] Wait a second. What the hell was that? You cannot go around punching people in the face; especially people I’m about to marry. The Better Man [1.09] Sex Be Not Proud [1.10] Cast Dylan McDermott - Duncan Collinsworth Michael Vartan - James Walker Christopher Titus - Brody Johns Joshua Malina - Karl Mixworthy Paige Turco - Lisbeth Jessica Collins - Marla Peyton List - Cameron Collinsworth Amy Sloan - Wendy Mixworthy Nia Long - Katie Graham External links 0848539 Big Shots Category:Cancelled shows Category:ABC TV dramas Category:2000s American comedy-drama TV shows