The Tuxedo

The Tuxedo is a 2002 American comedy-action film directed by Kevin Donovan and starring Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Jimmy That's definitely not a rental. The name's Tong, James Tong. When I look at you, I have a wet dream. Clark Never touch my tuxedo. Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women. Dietrich You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product. We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming. Dialogue Winton: Life's a bitch. Del: He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy. Jimmy: You are very smart. Good speller. Cheryl: Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class. [Del walks limp after being flipped incidentally by Jimmy.] Del: Get some rest and medication! Jimmy: What? Del: We'll be in communication! [Del turns her car engine on, and drives away] Jimmy: But I don't have your phone number! [Jimmy tries on the Tuxedo.] TUX: Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. Tuxedo recognizing new user. Mapping user's neurological structure. Activate wristwatch for desired function. Jimmy: Demo... Okay, show me. [Jimmy Set the Tuxedo to Demolition Mode.] Jimmy: Uh Oh! TUX: Caution... Demolition mode. The Tuxedo will consider any object a target and act to destroy it. Jimmy: Oh, what's happening? TUX: Exit the demolition mode immediately. Lundeen: What's in.. Salt?.. [heart beating in the dropping cup water on floor] Cast Jackie Chan as Jimmy Tong Jennifer Love Hewitt as Del Baine Drew Fuller as Clark Devlin Debi Mazar as Steena Ritchie Coster as Dietrich Banning Peter Stormare as Dr. Simms Mia Cottet as Cheryl Romany Malco as Mitch Daniel Kash as Roger Jody Racicot as Kells Boyd Banks as Vic Bob Balaban as Winton Chalmers (uncredited) Christian Potenza as CSA Agent Joel Scott Wickware as CSA Agent Wallace Karen Glave as CSA Agent Randa Scott Yaphe as CSA Agent Gabe Jordan Madley as Holly Paul Bates as Lundeen Noah Danby as Bike Messenger Colin Mochrie as Gallery Owner Kim Roberts as ER Nurse Fred Rutherford as Banning Party Bouncer Craig Eldridge as Doran Ron Gabriel as Frank Rollins James Brown as Himself Stacey DePass as a Woman in the Park Chris Coppola as Bodyguard (uncredited) Brad Allan as Bodyguard (uncredited) Michael Bunin as Bodyguard (uncredited) Paul Anderovski as Bodyguard (uncredited) Byron McIntyre as Bodyguard (uncredited) Jeanette Roxborough John Stoneham, Jr. Claire Hodgson (extra) External links Category:2002 films Category:2000s American films Category:Action films Category:Comedy films