K-9 (TV series)

K-9 (2009–2010) is a British/Australian comedy/adventure series focusing on the adventures of the robot dog K-9 from the show Doctor Who and his experiences in London in 2050. Season 1 Regeneration [1.1] Starkey: You again. Jorjie, isn't it? What do you want? Jorjie: Same as you. To make a difference. Starkey: I've told you before. "Stark Reality" works alone. Jorjie: Fine. What about plain old Starkey, then? He's not a lone wolf, is he? Starkey: How'd you get my real name? Jorjie: Hacked your criminal activity file. I admire your work. I want to help. Starkey: [to the Jixen] Whatever you are, I'm sure we can work this out like reasonable human- [catches himself] -aliens. [K9 has just self-destructed and destroyed the Jixen.] Jorjie: We was being our friend, Starkey. He destroyed the creatures. Starkey: And himself. For us. He protected us. [K9 has just regenerated.] K9: G'day, mates. Bonjour. [continues in various languages] Gryffen: That's extraordinary. K9: Hello. Howdy. Hello. [repeats "hello" in several different voices] Jorjie: He's going to fire again! Starkey: No, he's not. Good dog. Heel, boy! Heel! K9: This unit does not appreciate the term "dog," "boy," or "heel." Regeneration unity log indicates you saved it from damage. Starkey: What are you? K9: What am I? My name is...K9. I do not know when or where I am. Commencing orientation protocols. Flying! [starts to fly] Left! Right! Up! And away we go! Liberation [1.2] The Korven [1.3] The Bounty Hunter [1.4] Sirens of Ceres [1.5] Fear Itself [1.6] The Fall of the House of Gryffen [1.7] Jaws of Orthrus [1.8] Dream-Eaters [1.9] The Curse of Anubis [1.10] Oroborus [1.11] Alien Avatar [1.12] Aeolian [1.13] The Last Oak Tree [1.14] Black Hunger [1.15] The Cambridge Spy [1.16] Lost Library of UKKO [1.17] Mutant Copper [1.18] The Custodians [1.19] Taphony and the Time Loop [1.20] Robot Gladiators [1.21] Mind Snap [1.22] Angel of the North [1.23] The Last Precinct [1.24] Hound of the Korven [1.25] K9: [counting down until self-destruct] 7...6...5...4... Starkey: Stay! K9: [pauses] Sorry, young master. I've managed to reroute my circuits. I'm in control of them again. Darius: Wish I could say the same about mine. K9: I have overridden the program. Imminent explosion averted. This unit is no longer being used by the Korven. [suddenly starts again] 4...3...2...1... [pauses] Bang. Starkey: K9, tell me that wasn't a joke. K9: Very well, young master. That wasn't a joke. [Jixen laughs] Darius: You can laugh? Jixen: Of course! Jixen are famous for their sense of hunger! The Eclipse of the Korven [1.26] Inspector Thorne: We've developed a weapon. A super-soldier created from the DNA of every species we've encountered. Jixen, Anubian, Meron, you name it. K9: And implanted with my regeneration tech. This unit would like it back, please. Inspector Thorne: But it's a small contribution to the weapon that would save this planet. K9: A weapon that cannot possibly work. Inspector Thorne: Well his cloaking tech seems to work. He's been in this room all along. K9: So he is the huge, invisible pile of DNA in the corner, then. Inspector Thorne: How could you detect him? K9: I'm K9. Inspector Thorne: Meet Project Trojan! [Project Trojan, a massive monster, appears out of thin air.] Gryffen: Stay safe! [quietly] I'm rather fond of you all. Jorjie: Do you remember what Gryffen said before we left about being fond? Starkey: Yeah. [The two go in for a kiss] CCPC: Oi! You two! Invading each other's personal space! Gryffen: [frantically calling for help] Starkey, come in. Darius, please! Jorjie! Jean, come in! ...I can't let my planet be destroyed. Gryffen: [on video] This is Professor Alistair Gryffen. My friends are in terrible danger. I'm unable to contact a single one. I believe...I'm their only hope of survival...and...perhaps that of the entire human race. Me. Agoraphobic, reclusive shut-in. So if you're watching this, it means that I didn't just sit here in this house doing nothing as I have done for so long. It means that Alistair Gryffen finally stood up and did something. Today, I don't just sit where I am. I hit the bottom, and there's nowhere to go but up. [in real life, looking out the front door] And out. Thorne: Gryffen would never terminate the STM. Without it, he'd never see his precious family again. What were their names again? Gryffen: [angrily] You want to know their names?! Their names were Eleanor, Mina, and Jacob! [as K9 dies] Darius: You're the coolest thing that ever happened to me. Jorjie: Remember all the times I tried to teach you how to have fun? I've had a lifetime of fun since I met you. [starting to cry] I'll never forget you. Starkey: You're right, K9. You're not a dog. You're my best friend. You used to think I was brave. You've shown me what it's like to be fearless. I'm gonna miss you, mate. K9: Yes...young master. [powers down] Starkey: You're a good dog. [after K9 regenerates, final words of the season] Starkey: So, we're back in business, K9? K9: Affirmative, young master! Affirmative!! Cast John Leeson - K-9 Keegan Joyce - Starkey Robert Moloney - Professor Alistair Gryffen Philippa Coulthard - Jorjie Turner Daniel Webber - Darius Pike External links 1102732 K-9 Category:Science fiction TV shows Category:Cancelled shows Category:Australian TV shows Category:UK television spin-offs Category:Doctor Who Category:Network Ten shows‎