A Really Haunted Loud House

Main: Seasons 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 | Movies: The Loud House Movie / A Loud House Christmas / A Really Haunted Loud House / The Casagrandes Movie / No Time to Spy: A Loud House Movie / A Loud House Christmas Movie: Naughty or Nice | The Casagrandes (Seasons 1 2 3) | The Really Loud House A Really Haunted Loud House is a 2023 live-action adaptation Halloween television film based on the animated television series. Dialogue Lincoln: It's 24 hours until Halloween, and Clyde and I are super pumped for trick-or-treating. Clyde: After years of research, we have finally created the ultimate route to maximize candy consumption. We are gonna crush our candy record. Luna: Is your spine tingling? Lincoln: Definitely. My bones are chilled to the bone. Lincoln: Why do I always have to be your mannequin? Lola: You have a perfect model's body. Very little muscle structure. Leni: And those hips! Xander: Mom, I don't wanna get a filling. I'm supposed to do my fit check in front of the bowling alley. Mrs. Coddington: You're going in there. Today's the only day Dr. Miller can see you. Lincoln: Actually, Dr. Miller can't see you today. My sister scared Barbara, and she stabbed him in the cheek with a giant needle. Barbara: [goes up to the desk] He's right. [Mrs. Coddington scoffs in disbelief over this] Xander: Bet. I'm outta here. Lana: Say hello to the Candy Cannon Extreme. I built this baby using an old leaf blower, a telescope, and the motor from Mr. Grouse's lawnmower. [The Action News Team is hanging out up in the attic] Zach: I can't believe you guys got invited to Xander Coddington's party. Stella: They're epic. Liam: He's that Internet feller. Must be nice. Stella: He doesn't even know I exist. Zach: He doesn't even know my name. Clyde: He knew my name. Rusty: Did he know my name? Lincoln: He remembered you pooped your pants in dodgeball. Rusty: Yes! [pointing to Liam, Stella, and Zach, one-by-one] In… your… faces! Liam: In your gym shorts. [Halloween Night] Lori: Everybody in their places? Luan: Check. Lana: Check. Luna: Check. Rita: Check. Lynn: Check. Lisa: Check. Leni: Check. Lola: Check. Lucy: Check. Lily: Check. Meow. Lori: Candy cannon? Lana: Cannon ready, waiting for candy. Lori: Lynn, how's it coming with the headless horseman? Lynn: Still headless. [eats some candy] Mmm. Ketchup. Lana: Mom, where's the candy? Rita: [enters Lori and Leni's room with an unusual box; sighs] After our disastrous trip to the dentist, I realized the error of our ways. No more cavities. So this year, we're giving away toothbrushes. [dumps out toothbrushes and toothpaste from the box and into the cannon in slow-motion] Lana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [echoes] Rita: Oh, yeah. I got a bunch more. [leaves] Lana: This is bad. Luan: [as Franken-coconuts] Happy Halloween, my friends! Hope you're creeping it real! Fairy Girl: [unimpressed] Toothbrushes? Louds: Toothbrushes?! Fairy Girl: And toothpaste? Bear Boy: [unimpressed] Seriously? Lori: [trying to cover it up] No, no, no, it's just a little candy mix-up. [angrily on comm to Lana] Where are the treats?! Rita: I threw it away. [chuckles] Don't forget to brush! Bear Boy's Mom: Don't tooth-shame my kid! Rita: Uh-oh. Crowd: [resuming chanting] CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! Lori: Code Red. WE HAVE A HALLOWEEN EMERGENCY!!! Liam: We've got a full moon, it's Halloween, and still no cryptids. Stella: Hey, where's Zach? Zach: [emerges emerges from the ground, disguised as moss and startling his friends] Hey. Rusty: How long were you there?! Zach: Hard to tell. Fell asleep. Probably a good hour. Lincoln: Clyde, how did we screw this up so bad? Clyde: Hey, I was just rockin' out. You're the one who launched a microphone at Xander's forehead. Lincoln: Yep. We blew it. Clyde: You blew it. Lincoln: Hey, at least we knocked out a famous influencer. That'll be a cool story to tell someday. Clyde: [sarcastically] Yeah, to all the parties we're not invited to. [Everyone's phones suddenly chimes, as does Lincoln and Clyde's] Johnny: Guys, you're not gonna believe this. Some house is giving away toothbrushes instead of candy. This is outrageous! Xander: [fed up] Why is everyone pushing dental care?! I'm so sick of... dental care! Leni: So, I'm not exactly sure what's going on here. But I do know it's not good. Lynn: So not good. Lola: We could build a time machine and go back in time before you handed out those toothbrushes. Rita: Helping or hurting, Lola? Lisa: They so much as lay a finger on Esmeralda, they will feel the wrath of Lisa Loud! Lily: Wrath! Todd: No one cares about that pumpkin. Luan: Todd! Todd: What? We were all thinking it. Xander: [posting a live video on his phone] This house needs to remodel. FIRE! [The Xander Nation kids start throwing toilet paper around the Loud House] Lily: Toilet paper! Lana: We're under attack! Rusty: Listen up you over-sized hairball. We are highly-skilled werewolf hunters. Specially trained and laser-focused. Ooh, candy corn! Lisa: [sees that Esmeralda is missing while cleaning up the mess] ESMERALDA! [inside the house, in the kitchen] We have to call the police! Luna: I don't think the police care about a pumpkin. Lisa: We'll file a missing person report. Lucy: She's not a person. Todd: Preach, girl. Lily: Lincoln in pumpkin. Lola: Not now, Lily. Leni: I have a video. Lori: Not now, Leni. Lisa: What kind of person would want to hurt Esmeralda? Todd: [as everyone looks at him] I have an alibi. Lana: Yeah, right, dude. Sure. Lily: Lincoln in pumpkin. Rita: Not now, Lily. Lincoln: The junkyard. Where cars come to die and fear comes to live. Clyde: I can't believe I suggested this place for a Recycling Club field trip. Paul: Crushin' is what I do, baby! Xander: Then fire up that crusher and let's teach that toothbrush house a lesson! Lynn Sr.: So, I'm not a werewolf? Louds: No! Lynn Sr.: I just wanna go home and take a bath and eat a big, round cookie. Rita: We don't have time for that. Lynn Sr.: But I really want a big, round cookie. Rita: Your son and his best friend are in a pumpkin in a car crusher! Leni: And it's being live streamed. Lynn Sr.: The cookie can wait. Luan: Lincoln's gonna get squashed…in a giant squash. Luna: Too soon, Luan! Luna: Back off, pranksters. Rita: [exits Vanzilla] Whoo! [laughs] What a rush! Don't you ever drive like that. Xander: Who the heck are you?! Lori: We're your worst nightmare. Jenna: What? [The other Louds exit Vanzilla and they all hold up toothbrushes] The toothbrush people. Lucy: Yeah, and we've come to kick some butt. Lincoln: [popping out from Esmeralda's mouth] That's my family! Jenna: What? Louds: Lincoln! Clyde: [also popping out] I'm over there a lot too! Paul: Bro, we have one rule. [points to a sign that reads: "NO people in the crusher!"] Rita: That's a good rule. Xander: So you attacked your own home?! Lincoln: Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. I let my family down. All because I wanted to be in with you and your cool group. But you know what? Nothing's more important than my family. Clyde: Truth, Lincoln. Lori: We love you, Linc. Xander: So you double-crossed me! I got covered in soy sauce and thrown into a coffin because of you?! You're gonna pay for that. [turns to the Loud family] And so is your family. Xander Nation, assemble! Lucy: Release the beast. Cast Wolfgang Schaeffer – Lincoln Loud Jahzir Bruno – Clyde McBride Lexi Dibenedetto – Lori Loud Eva Carlton – Leni Loud Sophia Woodward – Luna Loud Catherine Ashmore Bradley – Luan Loud Annaka Fourneret – Lynn "LJ" Loud Jr. Aubin Bradley – Lucy Loud Ella Allan – Lola Loud Mia Allan – Lana Loud Lexi Janicek – Lisa Loud August Michael Peterson – Lily Loud Jolie Jenkins – Rita Loud Brian Stepanek – Lynn Loud Sr., voice of Todd Martín Fajardo – Xander Coddington Gavin Maddox Bergman – Liam Hunnicutt Trinity Jo-Li Bliss – Stella Zhou Mateo Castel – Zach Gurdle Nolan Maddox – Rusty Spokes Kevin Chamberlin – Phillip "Flip" Fillipini External links Category:2023 films Category:Adventure films Category:Films about families Category:Films based on animated television series Category:Live-action films based on animated series Category:Nickelodeon films Category:TeenNick shows