Jason Pargin

Jason Pargin (born January 10, 1975) is an American humor writer and novelist who formerly wrote under the name David Wong. Quotes Your heroes aren't gods, they're just regular people who probably got good at one thing by neglecting literally everything else. "Learning Day: Jason Pargin's Alpha Success Method", 1-900-HOTDOG, January 20, 2022. Remember that there are elements of your personality you are totally unaware of that are immediately apparent to any stranger within five minutes of meeting you Threads post, August 8, 2024. I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom (2024) ...in isolation, human minds tend to get strange, like a self-portrait painted from memory, in the dark, using a live snake as a brush. Chapter 11: Key There's an old saying that a child not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. I'd update it to say the child not sufficiently entertained by the village will burn it down for the spectacle. Chapter 23: Ether External links Category:1975 births Category:Comedic authors Category:Horror authors Category:Novelists from the United States Category:Essayists from the United States Category:Satirists from the United States Category:Science fiction authors from the United States Category:People from Illinois Category:Living people Category:TikTokers from the United States