Stupid!

2007-06-13 Stupid! is a comedy TV series that premiered on BBC in 2004. The plot of the TV series is about King Stupid who makes people (mainly children) do stupid things. King Sachin I'm the person that made you ask how much a pencilcase was in the "Everythings a pound" shop. No Goober you boghouse rat! Oh dear! Poor little goth girl! Queen Sensible: From now on, we are going to make the world a more sensible place.. *stupid picking his nose* Stupid! Are you delibritly being stupid? King Stupid: What? Sorry, were you talking to me? Sketches Devil Finger DEVIL FINGER!!! DOUBLE DEVIL FINGER!!! EVIL ELBOW!!! COWBITE MOO!!! BENDY WENDY!!! The Gran *laughes* Oh Your Face Graham! She Fancies You First Sister: She Fancies You! Second sister: No She Fancies You!! First Sister: No She Fancies You!!! Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!! First Sister: No She Fancies You!!!!! Second sister: No She Fancies You!!!!!! Which one is it? First older girl: One of those new teachers is swetty betty she gets big sweet patches Second older girl: And when she speaks to you sweat drips off her nose. Young girl: Which one is she. First older girl: I'm not sure. Young girl: I'll just go and ask. Both older girls: NOOO!!! [After returning from two amused teachers] Young girl: Can you really get detention every day until you die?? First older girl: You idiot. Second older girl: So which one is she? Young girl: I never got an answer I'll just go and ask. Both older girls: NOOO!!! Rude girl (Audience claps as a pupil gets a prize) Teacher: & the next award goes to Neil Johnson for a spotless 100% attendance record! Neil! Neil? Other Teacher: He's not here today. Teacher: Oh! Right, OK moving on, the award for all round sporting achievement goes to Jas Watkins. Come up Jas. (Jas walks up on stage) Teacher: *Jas snatches certificate* Not so fast girl. Would you like to say a few words? (Jas shakes her head) Teacher: Don't be shy. Do you like the certificate? Jas: Yeah, it's great... DOG BREATH! *Puts hand over her mouth & audience gasp* Teacher: Do you like school then Jas? I love coming here. Jas: I knew that... You old witch! *audience laugh* Teacher: Sorry?! Jas: I said it's a terrific school, apart from the stink, & the pee teachers. Mind you, the stink comes from the pee teachers because they're too thick to work out how to use a can of deodorant! Teacher: Um, right! Thanks for that Jas! Jas: You asked you shabby old fat! Where'd you get your clothes from? The 1970s? Teacher: Go and sit down this instant! Jas: Go and sit down this instant! Go and sit down this instant! Big bulbus head! (Teachers grab her) Jas: Get off me! You've got poo on your fingers! Help! I'm being abducted by poo fingered people!! (Jas stops fidgeting and calling the people names. Audience is shocked) Jas: *Softly and sadly* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! It just comes out! Can I keep the certificate? (Teacher snatches certificate and tears it up) Jas: That's a no isn't it. *goes back and sits down* External links