Beerfest

Beerfest is a 2006 film about a secret international beer games competition. ''Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan. Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts. taglines Landfill/Gil We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games Real funny deutsch bag Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again! Let's go get sour on some krauts! It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating. Let's light this Kraut-candle. Jan Wolfhaus Get bent, Umlaut You go. I'm never leaving this place! He's got the eye of the Jew! Other Quotes Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once. Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me. Dialogue Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy? Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know. Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll. Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!!! Barry Badrinath: was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods. Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass! Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since! Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it! Pim Scutney: You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are! Fink: I'm sorry, one more time. Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!! Barry Badrinath: (looks at Fink and gestures to Rog) Do you know what he's saying? Barry Badrinath: [after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, fuckhead? Hammacher: [Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck?? Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ... Phil "Landfill" Krundel: What's a ZJ? Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4. Taglines Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts. Comedy on tap From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers". Brewed in 2006 Prepare for the ultimate chug of war. I sleep better with a little sausage in me Cast Paul Soter (Jan Wolfhaus) Erik Stolhanske (Todd Wolfhaus) Jay Chandrasekhar (Barry Badrinath) Kevin Heffernan (Phil "Landfill" Krundle/Gil "Landfill" Krundle) Steve Lemme (Charlie "Fink" Finklestein) Jürgen Prochnow (Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen) Will Forte (Otto) Eric Christian Olsen (Gunter) Ralf Moeller (Hammacher) Gunter Schlierkamp (Schlemmer) Nat Faxon (Rolf) Mo'Nique (Cherry) Donald Sutherland (Johann Von Wolfhausen) Cloris Leachman (Great Gam Gam) Blanchard Ryan (Krista Krundle) Philippe Brenninkmeyer (Herr Referee) Candace Smith (Naomi) Willie Nelson (Willie Nelson) External links Official website 0486551 Beerfest beerfest Beerfest Category:2006 films Category:American comedy films Category:2000s American films