Minette Walters

thumb|Minette Walters in 2006 Minette Walters (born 26 September 1949) is an English crime writer. Quotes The Ice House (1992) Our reputation has obviously preceded us. Don't worry shaking hands with a lesbian is perfectly safe.I have nothing against dykes Miss Cattrell, just wouldn't put my finger in one.The only disabilities that idiot has are both in his trousers. He's a prick and an arsehole. Kitty Cattrell and D.S. Andy McLoughlin Did you know where the ice house was?NoWell, what did you think the hillock was?A hillock probably. D.S. Andy McLoughlin and Kitty Cattrell You've lived here for eight years, surely you must have explored the grounds.Do I look like someone who takes exercise?You're very slim.Well, I eat very little, drink neat spirits and smoke like a chimney. It does wonders for the figure, but leaves me gasping for breath halfway up the stairs. D.S. Andy McLoughlin and Kitty Cattrell External links Category:Novelists from England Category:Detective fiction authors Category:1949 births Category:Living people Category:Edgar Award winners