The Smurfs (film)

The Smurfs is a 2011 live-action/CGI film about the Smurfs getting pursued out of their village by the evil wizard Gargamel and into New York City through a blue magic portal. It is based on the comic series/TV show of the same name. Our World is About to Get Smurf'd (taglines) The Smurfs Papa Smurf Not this time, Gargamel. I am five hundred and forty-six years old. Is a Smurf's butt blue? Brainy Smurf That's gonna leave a big blue bruise. [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD! Clumsy Smurf Keep your Smurfs to yourselves! Just because your name is Grouchy does not mean that you always have to be grouchy. Smurfette I can have more than one kind of dress? WHAT?! [after caging Azrael] You Smurfed with the wrong girl. Grouchy Smurf [referring to Clumsy] Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole. Hey! I am walking here! Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! [pause] Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here. Welcome to my world. Gutsy Smurf [repeated line] SMURFABUNGA!!! [after Patrick swears in Smurf language] There is no call for that kind of language, Laddie! I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! [turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear] Gargamel [repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead? [getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature! Come to papa, Papa! Dialogue Narrator: There is a place. [Water ripples as a blue portal transports to a forest] A place that knows no sadness. Where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings, three apples high. It lies in an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond a medical village. Most people believe this place is made up: only to be found in books or children’s imaginations. [chuckles] Well, we beg to differ. [after Gargamel runs headlong into the back of a stopped cab, the Smurfs laughed at him as the cab starts moving again and pulled away] Grouchy: Knock yourself out, Gargamel! Gutsy: You have had that coming for about thirty years! Gargamel: SMURFS!!!!!!!! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it] [Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty] Gargamel: [impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron! [a gurgling sound can be heard] Gargamel: What died in here? [the port-a-potty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN! [Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused] Gargamel: [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust] Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness! Grace: It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly. Gutsy: [hops down] You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make haggis with your innards. Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men? Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about? Gargamel: You're selling them? [a woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.] Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie? Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer? Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily. Gargamel: Who is this Lily? [a man also talking on the phone walks by.] Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment. Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs? Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away] Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men? Peddlar: They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away] Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael! Azrael: [unenthusiastically] I know. Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you. Smurfette: Well, why not? Patrick: Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.. [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [walks out the door] Grace: How can you be the only girl in the village? Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs. Grace: Wow! And then what happened? Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be. [Papa Smurf is analyzing the night sky via stargazer, as Patrick makes for the roof with 2 cups of coffee in both his hands] Patrick: Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee. Papa: Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue? Patrick: So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store... Papa: Gargamel? Patrick: He's not really a wizard, is he? Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. [Patrick puts down one cup of coffee] Thank you. [he slurps through a straw] Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. But here, without my books and potions… Well, today, we got lucky. But next time, who knows? Patrick: What are you gonna do? Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won't ever give up. They're my family. And you never give up on family. Patrick: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? Having all those little guys depending on you? I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you were ready? Papa: [chuckles] Here, come sit on Papa's lap. [pause] Uh, yeah, right. Scratch that. Patrick: Probably not the best idea. Papa: Yeah, yeah. Lemme ask you something. Why did you come for us today when your Grace called? Patrick: Because she needed me. I could hear it in her voice. Papa: Uh-huh. [stands up] Well, that's what being a papa is: when it comes time, you just do. And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here. [points to his head, then jumps down] Mm-mm. [gestures to Patrick's chest] It comes from here, where it matters most. Patrick: My spleen? Papa: No, your heart. I'm tryin' to have a moment here, you whippersnapper. [laughs] Patrick: You're a good papa, Papa. Papa: And you'll be a good one too. [he and Patrick stare at the night sky] [the 4 remaining Smurfs fall down a lead pipe] Brainy: What's gonna happen to Papa? Grouchy: Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do. Gutsy: Come on, we don't have much time. Brainy: "Come on"? Come on where? Smurfette: How are we gonna get back to Clumsy? Gutsy: [spots a flock of pigeons] We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird! Grouchy: I don't think they're friendly. Gutsy: Well, neither am I! Brainy: But they carry disease. Gutsy: Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride! Grouchy: Whoa, bird! Whoa! Smurfette: [to Brainy] Come on! Brainy: But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons] Smurfette: [offscreen] You can do it, Brainy! Hold on! Brainy: [flying out of control] According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!! [the 4 Smurfs fly in the window on the backs of pigeons] Gutsy: That'll do, pigeon. Smurfette: Thank you, bird. Brainy: Look! We got the incantation! Patrick: Where's Papa? Grouchy: Gargamel's got him. Patrick: What? Clumsy: [gasps in fear] Oh no! Smurfette: He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle". Grouchy: He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs] Gutsy: [sadly] Don't say it. Grace: "BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"? Patrick: Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park. Brainy: To extract his essence! Grace: [surprised] WHAT?! W-We have to go get him! Smurfette: No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever. Gutsy: Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us. Clumsy: No! We can't leave Papa behind! Gutsy: It was a Smurf promise. Clumsy: No, no, no! We can't! Brainy: We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said. Grouchy: That's right. Patrick: I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out] Clumsy: Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa! Grace: [follows Patrick] Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you! [Clumsy looks over the other Smurfs (minus Papa) for an answer] Grouchy: I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement] [the Smurfs turn to Gutsy] Gutsy: Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you! Smurfs: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!! Smurfette: [climbs up] Oh, Papa! [runs to Papa] Papa: No. No, Smurfette. Smurfette: [referring to Gargamel] What did he do to you? Papa: You shouldn't have come back for me. Smurfette: Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now! [grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open] Hefty: Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy] Brainy: [sees Papa coming] Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa. Papa: I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy. Clumsy: Thanks, Papa. Grouchy: [tearfully] I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Papa: And now, to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water] Taglines Our World is About to Get Smurf did Adventure Does not Get Any Bigger Where the Smurf Are We? Smurf Happens Cast Hank Azaria — Gargamel Neil Patrick Harris — Patrick Winslow Jayma Mays — Grace Winslow Sofia Vergara — Odile Tim Gunn — Henri Mr. Krinkle — Azrael Hank — Elway Winslow Smurfs & Azrael Voice Cast Jonathan Winters — Papa Smurf Alan Cumming — Gutsy Smurf Katy Perry — Smurfette Fred Armisen — Brainy Smurf George Lopez — Grouchy Smurf Anton Yelchin — Clumsy Smurf Jeff Foxworthy — Handy Smurf Paul Reubens — Jokey Smurf Gary Basaraba — Hefty Smurf John Oliver — Vanity Smurf Kenan Thompson — Greedy Smurf B.J. Novak — Baker Smurf Wolfgang Puck — Chef Smurf John Kassir — Crazy Smurf Tom Kane — Narrator Smurf Frank W. Welker — Voice of Azrael See also The Smurfs 2, a 2013 sequel film also directed by Raja Gosnell Smurfs: The Lost Village Smurfs External links 0472181 The Smurfs the_smurfs The Smurfs Category:2011 American films Category:2011 English-language films Category:2011 American animated films Category:American computer-animated films Category:American children's animated comedy films Category:American children's animated fantasy films Category:The Smurfs films Category:Live-action films based on animated series Category:Animated films about revenge Category:Films set in New York City Category:American films with live action and animation Category:Films directed by Raja Gosnell Category:Films set in the Middle Ages Category:Films about parallel universes Category:Animated films about wizards Category:Films about pregnancy