Lisa Frankenstein

Lisa Frankenstein is a 2024 romantic comedy horror film about a shy, traumatized high school outcast is still deeply grieving her mother's violent murder. She lives with her indifferent father, an unloving stepmother (Carla Gugino), and an upbeat stepsister (Liza Soberano). Directed by Zelda Williams. Written by Diablo Cody. Dialogue Taffy: Does he have more of a basketball bod or a football bod? Lisa: He doesn't play sports. He's cerebral. Taffy: [gasps] He's in a wheelchair? Taffy: Well, I heard the Heschers do witchcraft over there. And I also heard that Gina Marzack dedicated her unborn child to Satan. And that's why the baby has to wear a helmet now. Doug: Your hair feels like Easter grass. Lisa: I have The Cure! The Creature: Hmm? Oh.? [offers arm stump] Lisa: Oh, no. It's not that kind of cure. It's like a... It's a band. They can't make you better. I mean, they can, but emotionally. The Creature: [stares and whimpers] Dale: Is that sherry? Lisa: No. It's Lisa. Lisa: They kept saying, "Time heals all wounds." But that's a lie. Time is the wound. Takes you further and further from that place when you were happy. Makes those good smells go away. [makes whooshing sound] The Creature: [grunts] Lisa: People are so afraid of death... 'cause they don't know when it's gonna happen to them. It could be an axe murderer, could be the flu, but they don't know and they hate that, so... [sighs deeply] I'm not afraid of death anymore. Mmmm. [slurps] But I don't want to die a virgin. Lisa: You like cool movies and music and stuff, but only for you. You want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don't want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. Do you know how uncool that is?! Cast Kathryn Newton as Lisa Cole Sprouse as The Creature Liza Soberano as Taffy Henry Eikenberry as Michael Joe Chrest as Dale Carla Gugino as Janet Joey Bree Harris as Tamara Jenna Davis as Lori Paola Andino as Misty Bryce Romero as Doug Marands Trina LaFargue as Tricia External links Category:2024 films Category:2024 American films Category:Black comedy films Category:Comedy horror films Category:Romantic comedy films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Teen horror films Category:Teen romance films Category:Films about necrophilia Category:Films set in 1989 Category:Films directed by Zelda Williams