The Backyardigans

The Backyardigans is an American Canadian 3D-animated children's TV series, created by Janice Burgess and produced by Nelvana. Music for the show is written by Evan Lurie, of The Lounge Lizards, and Douglas Wieselman. The characters are designed by children's book author and illustrator Dan Yaccarino. The series premiered on October 11, 2004 on Nickelodeon's Nick Jr. block in the United States. __TOC__ Season 1 Knights are Brave and Strong [1.1] Tasha: Hello and good day to you. I'm Queen Tasha, the rule of everything. [Queen Tasha sends Uniqua the page on a mission to deliver a secret message to King Austin.] Uniqua: Oh, Queen, nothing can stop me from delivering this message. I hope. Pablo: Stay away from my hood! [This is a reference to Gandalf's jungles "You shall not pass!"] The Yeti [1.2] [Uniqua, Tyrone, and Tasha set out on a journey to the Frozen North to find the Yeti - Pablo.] Tasha: I'll race you to the other side. Uniqua: I'll beat you to the other side. Uniqua: Ready, set, go! Uniqua: Come on. Tasha: Oh, for goodness sakes. Pirate Treasure [1.3] Pablo: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Tyrone: [singing] Raid their ship and then hot-wire it. Pablo: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Tyrone and Pablo: [singing] Make them walk the plank! Uniqua: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Austin: [singing] Load the cannon up and fire it. Uniqua and Austin: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Make them walk the plank! Tyrone: [singing] We'll raid their scurvy pirate ship, and make them walk the plank! Pablo: [singing] We'll grab up all their treasure, Tyrone and Pablo: [singing] And put it in the bank! Uniqua: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Austin: [singing] Load the cannon up and fire it. Uniqua: [singing] What do you do with a scurvy pirate? Tyrone and Pablo: [singing] Make them walk the plank! The Heart of the Jungle [1.4] [The three Tarzans (Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin) and Scientist Uniqua set off on a journey to the heart of the jungle to return Sherman the Wormin to his home.] Uniqua: [singing] These trees look so familiar, we've been here once before. Tyrone: You're right except it wasn't once. Pablo: It was three times. Austin: Or four. [Austin comes to the large fern leaf, which has hit him in the head the past two times they've gone past. He ducks, and it misses.] Austin: Ugh! Austin: Quicksand bad. Secret Mission [1.5] [Secret Agents Pablo, Uniqua, and Tyrone must return the mystery object to its rightful owner in the museum.] Pablo: Secret agents go on secret missions and we have background music. Sneaky background music: de de doo. Danger background music: dum, dum, DUM. And if we goof up: Wahh wahh wahh. But no matter what happens, a secret agents always stays cool. Tyrone: This certainly is a long short cut. Uniqua: [smiles] Spy rope time again! [shoots her rope upwards] Grab hold, agents! Going up! [Sooner as they were going up to where they started by the entrance, the dinosaur skull speaks to them] Dinosaur skull: [salutes the trio] Thanks for my toe. All: You're welcome. Pablo: [smiles] Just doing our job. [A few seconds later, Pablo, Uniqua and Tyrone arrive back at the museum entrance outside] Pablo: [to his fellow agents] Mission accomplished, Secret Agents. Snack time? Tyrone: [his belly growls] Snack time. Uniqua: Exactly. Pablo: Let's get out of here! Riding the Range [1.6] [Tyrone heads to Texas for the hoedown, while Tasha, Uniqua, and Pablo track down a jump-rope thief - who is actually an unwary Tyrone.] Uniqua: The bandit must have jumped across on his horse. Pablo: Now that's one clever varmint. Uniqua: [as they stopped by the front door] Here goes... [takes a deep breath then calls out to the bandit] BANDIT! [cut to Tyrone sleeping on a small bed inside] Bandit! We got you, bandit! [The sound of Uniqua's voice soon woke Tyrone up in alarm] Tyrone: [takes notice of the commotion outside] WHOA! They got the bandit cornered on the porch. [his expression turns into shock] What if he tries to get in here?! [gets off the bed] I better sneak out the back. [He hightails it out of the cabin through the back door] Pablo: See you later. Tasha: See you later. Uniqua: See you next time. Tyrone: See you. The Key to the Nile [1.7] [When the Nile River in ancient Egypt disappears, Princess CleoTasha takes her three servants out to find three presents for the Sphinx, so that she can tell them the secret of the Nile and get the river back.] Uniqua: [singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile! Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' gets you practically anything you want with a smile! Uniqua: [singing] Even princesses should try to be polite. 'Please' and 'thank you', they're just right, so don't be rude! Tasha: [singing] 'Please' and 'thank you' are not things I usually say, but since you insist, I'll start to say them much more often as of today. Who exactly should I say these phrases to? Uniqua: [singing] How 'bout those three guys who do the work for you? Tasha: [singing] Thank you guys for knowing where the special gifts were hid! Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] You're welcome! Tasha: [singing] And thank you guys for helping me find them like you did! Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] You're welcome! Tasha: [singing] And thank you guys for doing all that other servant work! Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] You're welcome! Tasha: [singing] And please forgive me if I acted kind of like a jerk. Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] That's okay. Uniqua and Tasha: [singing] 'Please' and 'thank you', that's the secret of the Nile, 'please' and 'thank you' get you... Pablo, Tyrone and Austin: [singing] Practically anything you want with a smile. All: Egypt's nice when we all try to be polite. Please' and 'thank you' are just right, 'you're welcome', too! The Snow Fort [1.8] Uniqua and Tasha: Ski patrol to the rescue! [Mounties Tyrone and Pablo defend the world's biggest snowball while Ski Patrollers Uniqua and Tasha look for someone to save.] [However, Pablo and Tyrone were actually climbing up. And when Tasha and Uniqua went back to the window to have another look, they suddenly came up of out of nowhere, catching the girls completely by surprise and causing the two mountaineers to accidently let go of the ladder out of panic, and land with a big "thud!"] Pablo and Tyrone: [peeking their feet out from a snow pile] HELP! HELP! HELP! Tasha: [shocked] Oh, my goodness! Someone's in trouble! Uniqua: Come on, we've got to rescue them! It's Great to Be a Ghost! [1.9] [Tyrone then leaned against the wall next to the suit of armor, suddenly. There was a mechanical noise and the wall turns around 180 degrees taking Tyrone and the suit of armor on the stand with it] Tyrone: Woooah! [Then it stopped with an echoing slam the other side of the wall shows a purple wall with a painting of a woman on it. Tyrone is now in a mysterious secret room with purple wall paper. He gasped in shock, and he starts to walk and looks around the room trying to figure out where he is. He turns and walks backwards. He bumps into a sheet-covered mirror and gasped as he fell over and then the sheet lands on top of Tyrone. Tyrone gets up with a sheet on him, making him look like a ghost. Tyrone turns to the mirror] Tyrone: [screaming] A ghost! HELP! HELP ME! [he starts running around] A ghost got me! Help! It's a ghost. [he stops and looks at the mirror again] Huh? Hey, wait a minute. [he flies up and down and see that the ghost does it too. He takes off the sheet and looks at the viewers] It's me! [he puts back on the sheet] I'm the spooky ghost! [he looks in the mirror and flies up again. He starts flying around] Woo-oooo-oooo... [laughs] BOO! [laughs louder] Tasha: [muffled, "offscreen"] Tyrone! Come out, come out wherever you are! Tyrone: [takes off the sheet again and whispers] I'm gonna scare them. [Cut to Tasha, Pablo and Uniqua making it upstairs] Tasha: [calls out to Tyrone] Scary or not, here I come! [The three were still looking for Tyrone when suddenly, the wall turned around again, and Tyrone comes out from behind it. Pablo and Uniqua's eyes widen in shock when they took notice of what came out from behind the wall] Uniqua and Pablo: [horrified gasps] Tasha: [puzzled] What? [turns around too late] Tyrone: [lets out a big scare] BOO! All: [screaming in horror] Tasha: [terrified] IT'S A GHOST! [runs past Uniqua and Pablo] GET OUT OF MY WAY, IT'S A GHOST! Tyrone: [scaring Uniqua and Pablo] BOO! [Pablo and Uniqua scream in shock then hightail it to the stairs as Tyrone begins chasing them] Tyrone: [in a spooky voice] I'm a scary ghost and I'm haunting you! [Tasha, Pablo and Uniqua hid behind a couch and Tyrone floated by them, but it didn't take long for Tyrone to find them right away shivering in their shoulders] Tyrone: [as Tasha sees him next to her] Boo. [The three scream in shock then make a break for it towards the staircase] Tyrone: [giggles] [Tasha, Uniqua and Pablo try to run upstairs, but Tyrone made it up first] Tyrone: [stands in front of them] BOO! [They all scream in terror and run back down] Tyrone: [giggles quietly] Pablo: [as he and Uniqua fled out the front doors] RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Tyrone: [scares Tasha] BOO! [Tasha was really frightened now. She ran back up to the upper hallway and opened a door to a closet then closes it. Just as the closet door closed, Tyrone bumped into the door as he couldn't phase through things with the sheet on him and the white sheet flew off of Tyrone as he continually said 'Boo!', revealing his true form] Tyrone: Boo! [repeats as Tasha yelps] [Pablo and Uniqua floated back inside and they suddenly noticed something] Pablo: [realizing something] Hey, wait a minute. [sees that the ghost is really Tyrone] It's just Tyrone! Uniqua: [in realization] Yeah, he was spooky ghost this whole time. [Cut to Tyrone booing as Uniqua and Pablo floated up to him] Uniqua: [to Tyrone] Hey, Tyrone! [Tyrone continues booing] Hello? Uniqua and Pablo: [in unison] Tyrone! Tyrone: [stops booing and looks behind him] Yeah? Uniqua: [to Tyrone] You can stop booing now. Pablo: Tyrone, we know it's you! Tasha: [puzzled] Tyrone? [comes out of the closet and saw him] Tyrone! You're the scary ghost? Tyrone: Yup. Tasha: [surprised] Wow! You really had me scared. Pablo: Yeah, Tyrone, we were scared too. Uniqua: You're a really good ghost! Tyrone: [smiles] Thanks. Pablo: [impressed] It's great being in a haunted house. Tyrone: [close-up of him] And it's especially great if you're a ghost. Mysterious voice: [deep tone, offscreen] It's great to be a ghost! [Tyrone, Tasha, Pablo and Uniqua's eyes widen in shock, they looked around trying to figure out where the voice came from] Uniqua: [worried] Who said that? Pablo: [stammers worryingly] Er... Who wants snacks at my house? Viking Voyage [1.10] [Vikings Pablo, Tyrone, and Uniqua seek to discover uncharted lands, though Mermaid Tasha has other ideas.] The Quest for the Flying Rock [1.11] [Four explorers find a mysterious map for the legendary Flying Rock atop Stone Step Hill (really a pyramid), but upon a disagreement on what path to choose, Uniqua and Tasha compete with Pablo and Tyrone on a race filled with unknown obstacles.] All: [reciting the spell and singing] Oh rock, oh rock on hilltop high! Surf's Up [1.12] Pablo: Hey, lifeguard dude! Do you know where Tiki Beach is? Austin: You're looking for Tiki Beach? Pablo: Totally. I wanna surf the perfect wave. Austin: Well, you gotta have rad moves to surf Tiki Beach. Pablo: [to the viewers] I guess lifeguards like to call everybody dude, too. [back to Austin] No problemo, dude. Check this out! [does the monkey move] Austin: Dude, that's the monkey. Anybody can do the monkey. That's not a radical move. Pablo: Oh. Well, how about this? [does the twist move] Austin: That's just the twist. That's not a rad move either. Pablo: Oh. Hmm… Well, not everybody can do this! [does the triple whip] Austin: The triple whip, huh? Now that's a rad move. Pablo: Totally! Austin: What else can you do? Pablo: Uh, well, that's the only rad move I know. Austin: You need all rad moves to surf Tiki Beach, dude. Not just one. Pablo: Bummer. But I still wanna find Tiki Beach. Austin: Well, it could be up north, or it could be down south… Pablo: This lifeguard's being kind of mysterious. So which way should I go, dude? Austin: Hmm, try that way. [points to the right] Look for the tall trees. Pablo: Tall trees. Okay, thanks, dude! Later! [walks to his dune buggy and drives away] Austin: [to the viewers] Actually, Tiki Beach isn't that way. I tricked him. I couldn't tell him where it really is. Because he just doesn't have the moves yet. He's got a lot to learn before he can surf Tiki Beach. Tyrone: Where'd he go? Uniqua: We lost him! Pablo: Aw, man! Now we'll never find Tiki Beach! All: Bummer. Pablo: We've looked everywhere. Tyrone: Up north and down south. Uniqua: This-a-way and that-a-way. Pablo: Where can it be? [takes off his tiki charm] Where is it?! Where is Tiki Beach?! Uniqua: It's that mystery lifeguard! Tyrone: Dude, you tried to keep us from finding Tiki Beach! Pablo: Yeah. Why did you keep steering us wrong? Austin: I had to. I'm not just a mystery lifeguard. I'm the guardian of Tiki Beach. I make sure that only surfers who know all the rad moves can find Tiki Beach. Pablo: We've got rad moves, dude! Uniqua: Totally! We can do the runaround. Tyrone: And the funk-a-dilly! Pablo: And the triple whip! We've got all the rad moves, dude! Austin: You do, huh? All: Totally! Austin: Well, then, dudes and dudette, surf's up! Race to the Tower of Power [1.13] Tyrone: Hey, what should we do with our supervillain powers today, Yucky Man? Pablo: Something extra super villainous! Tyrone: Like, take over the world? [evil laughter] Pablo: Yes! Take over the world, by capturing... The Key to the World! Tyrone: That's hidden in... The Tower of Power! Pablo: Come on, Dr. Shrinky, we must leave the Forest of Darkness, go and capture the Key to the World from the Tower of Power. Tyrone: Yes, we must! But where exactly is the Tower of Power? Pablo: There! Through the woods, and across the Land of Cold! When we capture the key, we'll rule the world! Austin: Where do you think you're going? Pablo: Uh… to the Tower of Power so we can rule the world? Uniqua: Oh, no, you don't. We'll catch you. Pablo & Tyrone: RUN! Austin: How are we gonna catch those supervillains? Uniqua: Hmm… [gets an idea] I know! Build us a boat, Captain Hammer. Austin: [baffled] A boat? What good will that do on the ice? Uniqua: There's no time to explain. Trust me. Austin: [reluctantly] Well, okay. Pablo: [pacing back and forth; panicking] No, oh, no! They're getting ahead of us! We're going backward, they're going forward… Tyrone: Pablo? Pablo: Yup. They're gonna get there first. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! Tyrone: PABLO! Pablo: Yeah? Tyrone: There's only one thing we can do! Pablo: What's that? Tyrone: Think! [Pablo and Tyrone run up to the entrance of the tower] Pablo: We made to the tower! Now we just need to get to the top and grab the key. Tyrone: [sees Austin and Uniqua coming towards them] But here come the superheroes! What will we do? Pablo: [as an idea pops into his head] I know! We'll fake 'em out! Let's pretend to be tired and then, when they fall for our trick, we'll get 'em! [he and Tyrone laugh wickedly] Here they come! [They start pretending to catch their breath as the superheroes approach them] Uniqua: Villains, HALT! Pablo: [panting] (No.) It's okay… You win, superheroes. Tyrone: [panting] We're too tired… to climb the tower. You guys go ahead. Austin: Great! Now's our chance! [walks towards the entrance] Pablo: Now, Dr. Shrinky! Tyrone: Captain Hammer, SHRINK! [fires his shockwaves, shrinking Austin down to the size of a mouse] Uniqua: [horrified] Captain Hammer! Austin: [in high-pitched squeaky voice] Uh-oh! Uniqua: You shrunk Captain Hammer?! Austin: I'm here! Uniqua: [lowers her hand to pick him up] Are you okay? Austin: Yes, I'm fine. But the villains are going in the tower. Uniqua: [pondering] Now what are we gonna do? Austin: [trying to speak up with his squeaky voice] We've got to stop them! Uniqua: What? Austin: We've got to stop them! Uniqua: [puts her hand to her ear for better listening] What? Austin: I said, we've got to stop them! Uniqua: Oh. Yes, you're right. But they shrunk you. Austin: I know they did. But I'm still a brave superhero and we've got to stop them. Uniqua: Not so fast, supervillains! Pablo & Tyrone: [shocked] Weather Woman! Austin: You'll never get the key! [Pablo and Tyrone look at each other and shrug in confusion, not understanding what he's saying] Pablo: [puts his hand to his ear] What? Austin: You'll never get the key! Tyrone: What? Uniqua: [slightly annoyed] He said, you'll never get the key! Pablo & Tyrone: Oh. Pablo: Nonsense! You and your teensy, weensy friend can't defeat us now! [Uniqua uses the key to turn Pablo and Tyrone's powers against them, and Austin bangs his hammer on a paper clip, building a cage around them] Uniqua: We've got you now! Austin: The Key to the World is safe! Uniqua: We've saved the world from your evil plot. Tyrone: [in high-pitched squeaky voice] We're tiny. Pablo: [also in high-pitched squeaky voice] And gooey. Austin: What? Uniqua: We can't hear you. Castaways [1.14] [Uniqua, Tyrone, and Pablo are castaways on a deserted island, and as they struggle to find food and a place to live, they receive mysterious help. Could it be a mischievous intruder, or just a fellow castaway, maybe Austin, who's too shy to say hello to the others?] Cave Party [1.15] [The Mountain Cave People — Austin and Tasha — invite the Valley Cave People — Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone — to howl at the moon when it hits the highest peak. While the three Valley Cave People must get there on time, the two Mountain Cave People must fill their time, all with the help of handy new inventions.] Uniqua: Ugh! [The three Valley Cave People are climbing a hill and when they reach the top] Pablo: Whoa! I mean, ugh! That's a long way down. Tyrone: You know what we need? Something to help us get down this hill. Uniqua: Yeah, something we can ride on, and go fast. Pablo: Yeah. And it should be red. Tyrone: Ughxactly. So that's why I invented this. Pablo: Great invention. Uniqua: Awesome. Pablo: Great invention. Uniqua: Really cool! Pablo: What do you call it, the button? Tyrone: Nope. Uniqua: The rice cake? Tyrone: Nope, I call it the sled. Uniqua, & Pablo: Ugh! Pablo: Ughxcellent choice. Uniqua: Good name. Uniqua, & Pablo: The sled. Tyrone: Hop on. Now let's ugh. All Three: Ugh! [The three Valley Cave People ride the sled down the hill] [The three Valley Cave People are climbing the stairs Uniqua invented up the mountain.] Uniqua: Next time... I'm gonna invent... the elevator. High Tea [1.16] Tasha: Come along! Don't dawdle! Tyrone: Okay! Pablo: We'll be right there! Race Around the World [1.17] Austin: [runs up to Uniqua after she injured her knee from jumping over the last hurdle] Uniqua, are you okay? Uniqua: I hurt my knee. Austin: Hey, I've got a bandage here in my race pack. [takes a bandage and puts it on her knee] Uniqua: [relieved] Thanks, Austin. Austin: You're welcome. I've got everything a racer needs right here in my pack. Uniqua: I never thought I'd need a bandage. Austin: You can never tell what will happen in a race. That's why I like to be prepared. Uniqua: Good point. Austin: Now let's get back in the race. Uniqua: Okay! Pablo: It's getting cold. Snow boarding! That's the next part of the race. Wow, looks pretty steep. And I'm not so good at snow-boarding. But that won't stop me. I'm way out in front. I can win this race. Pablo: [off-screen] HELP! HELP! Austin: [hearing Pablo's call] Did you hear somebody call for help? Pablo: Help! Help! Help! Austin: [snowboards over to the cliff and finds him hanging onto the pole] Pablo! Pablo: Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Austin: Pablo... Pablo: Help! Help, help, help! Help, help, HELP! Austin: Pablo! Pablo: Yeah? Austin: I think I can help. Pablo: Oh. How? Austin: I've got a rope. [takes a rope out of his race pack] Grab on and I'll pull you up! Tyrone: This is where we paddle across the ocean in a kayak. The only thing is, I'm not very good at paddling. I'm way out in front. If I paddle really fast, those guys will never catch me, and I'll win the race. Uniqua: The only thing left is the hike across the desert. It looks awfully hot and dry out there. But it is a desert, after all. Here they come. I better get going. [starting to get tired] Phew, I wish I'd brought some water. I'm getting thirsty. Pablo: I'm in second place. If I can just catch up with Uniqua, I can still win this race! Boy, it's awfully hot and dry around here. I just wish I'd brought some water. I'm thirsty. Tyrone: I'm not that far behind. If I go really, really fast, and catch up with Pablo and Uniqua, I might still win the race. I'm thirsty. I wish I'd brought some water. Phew! Austin: [disappointed] Oh, man! There they go! I'm last... again! I'm never going to win this race! Austin: [approaches Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua, all resting up against a cactus and looking really exhausted] Hey. Why did you guys stop hiking? Uniqua: Because it's too hot. Pablo: And it's too dry. Tyrone: And we're too thirsty. Austin: I can help. How about some water? Tyrone: Water! [takes a drink from the bottle and passes it on to Pablo and Uniqua] Tyrone, Pablo & Uniqua: [all feeling much better] Thanks, Austin. Uniqua: You know, this is the second time you've helped me. Tyrone: Hey, you helped me twice, too! Pablo: And you've helped me twice, too, too! Thanks! Austin: You're welcome. Now let's get back in the race! Polka Palace Party [1.18] Tyrone: Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Howdy! It's me, Cowboy Tyrone, And this is my tuba. Listen to this... [Cowboys Tyrone, Uniqua, Pablo and Austin—united by a shared love of polka music—need to get to Cheyenne by sundown in order to play at a surprise birthday party for Sherman the Worman's brother Herman.] Monster Detectives [1.19] Tyrone: Hmm... interesting. Might be a case of missing soccer ball. Let's investigate. Pablo: Soccer Monster gets the ball. He passes it outfield to... Soccer Monster! Tyrone: This game's over! You've snitched your last ball, Soccer Monster! By order of the monster detective agency, I order you to give it back to its rightful owner! Season 2 Mission to Mars [2.01] Samurai Pie [2.02] Tyrone: Oh. Young Austin, it's just you. [whispers in his ear] I thought you might have been… a ninja. Ninjas like to steal pies, so I must always be on guard. Austin: Well, I'm not a ninja. I have come to you today because I want to learn to make pie! Tyrone: Very well. I shall teach you. And if you learn well, Young Austin, then together we shall make pies for the Empress! Austin: Oh, thank you, Master Pie Maker Tyrone. I will not let you down. Austin: Hey, Master Pie Maker Tyrone, when do I get a big puffy hat like yours? Tyrone: Patience, Young Austin. Only when you have mastered the art of making pies can you wear the puffy hat. Tyrone: This is the imperial palace, where the Empress lives and eats pie. And that is the bakery. But we cannot take the path there. The bakery is guarded with traps. Austin: Traps? Tyrone: Traps! So ninjas cannot get to the bakery and steal pies. Come. We will take this secret underground passageway to the bakery! Tyrone: Stop! Austin: Huh? Tyrone: You are not ready to make pie. Austin: Sure I am. Pie-ya! Pie- Tyrone: [takes the wooden spoon out of Austin's hand] Young Austin, before you can make pie, you must learn to make pie. And to learn to make pie, I must teach you to make pie. Do you understand? Austin: Yes, Master Pie Maker Tyrone. Tyrone: Very well. Your training begins… [clangs a wooden spoon on the pan like a gong] Now! [singing] Do you wanna make pies? Austin: [singing] Yes, I wanna make pies. Tyrone: [singing] Let me see it in your eyes! Austin: [singing] Yes, I wanna make pies. Tyrone: [singing] Then try this exercise. [Tyrone and Austin arrive at Empress Tasha's palace and meet up with her after being called over to know what kind of pie she desires] Tyrone: Empress Tasha, we heard your call for pie, and we came right away. Tasha: Yes, today is a very good day for pie. But there is only one problem... I don't know what kind of pie I feel like today. Tyrone: Well, your majesty, we could do a rhubarb pie, or a pecan pie. We could even do a quiche. Tasha: Those are all very fine pies indeed. But today, I wish to have something different. Something unusual. Something special. Austin: Hey, what about the Great Pie? [Tyrone gasps and covers Austin's mouth] Tasha: What did you say? Tyrone: [hesitantly] Uh, nothing, nothing. Tasha: The Great Pie! That's what he said. What a marvelous idea! [Meanwhile, Ninjas Uniqua and Pablo secretly overheard the conversation from the window] Pablo: The Great Pie?! Uniqua: All right! [she and Pablo high-five] Tyrone: Uh, your majesty, did I mention that figs are in season? Tasha: No, no, no. It is settled. The Great Pie it shall be! Tyrone: [annoyed with Austin] I cannot believe you mentioned the Great Pie! Austin: Don't worry. I know we can make it. [makes a karate pose] Pie-ya! Tyrone: No, not "we." You! Austin: [surprised] Huh? Tyrone: Making this pie was your idea, so you shall make this pie. Austin: But- Tyrone: No buts! If you wanna be a master pie maker, this is your true test. Make the Great Pie. [Austin gulps nervously, knowing that this isn't going to be easy.] Pablo: Why is it so hard for us ninjas to get pie? Uniqua: Good question. I mean... Ninjas like pie too. Tyrone: [astounded] Young Austin, this... This is a beautiful pie. The shape - so round. The size - just right. The crust - so crusty. [impressed] You have learned well, Young Austin. Austin: Do you think it is... The Great Pie? Tyrone: There's only one way to know for sure, and that is for the Empress to taste it. [Ninjas Pablo and Uniqua enter the bakery] Pablo: [accidentally landing on some ceramic tints; clumsily] I meant to do that. Tyrone: [gasps] Ninjas! Uniqua: GET THE PIE! Tyrone: PROTECT THE PIE! [Ninjas Pablo and Uniqua soar through the air and land on the table with fighting poses after Tyrone and Austin move Great Pie out of the way] Austin: [holding the pie with both hands] Master Tyrone, what do we do?! Tyrone: There is only one thing we can do. PIE FIGHT!!! Austin: [as he and Tyrone both get hit by pies in their faces during the fight] Where is everyone? Tyrone: I can't see! Uniqua: Get the Great Pie! [she and Pablo start to run away with the pie] Tyrone: They've got the pie! Austin: My masterpiece! Stop them! Scared of You [2.03] Austin: [enters the backyard, carrying a beaker of blue liquid; to the viewers] Hi, I'm Austin. [gestures to Tasha, who is being a mad scientist] And that's my boss, Mad Scientist Tasha. I help her create stuff in our laboratory. [suddenly remembering something] Oh, and guess what? Today is my birthday! [walks to the table] Hey, Mad Scientist, do you remember what today is? Tasha: Of course I do. Austin: You do?! Oh, great! Tasha: Today is the day that I make my maddest, craziest, most brilliant creation ever! [laughs like a mad scientist] Austin: Oh... So, what creation is that? Tasha: I can't tell you that, it's a secret. [Tasha sends Austin on a mission to bring the mummy king, werewolf, and vampire back to the laboratory by giving them three secret letters, and as he leaves, she secretly wants to throw a surprise birthday party for him, revealing that she did remember.] Austin: [sighs sadly] This is the worst birthday ever. [arrives at Mummy King Tyrone's pyramid and enters] Hello? Mummy King? Anyone home? [pulls out a flashlight and finds some hieroglyphics] It's a good thing I can read hieroglyphics. It says… [reading] "Warning: Big monster mummy king up ahead. Go no further." Well, I have to go further. [continues reading] "Okay, but whatever you do, do not step on the "X." [curious] Hmm. I wonder what that means. [finds himself standing on the "X" and looks up] Uh-oh. [moves out of the way when a boulder falls from the ceiling] I better not step on anymore Xs. [sees tiles all over the floor marked with Xs] Oh, brother. This is just what I needed for my birthday. Austin: [annoyed] Oh, brother. [walks up to Mummy King Tyrone's sarcophagus and knocks on the door] Excuse me, but I am not a monster. Tyrone: You're not? Huh. I guess you don't look like a monster. Austin: [tickling the tree as it swings Mummy King Tyrone back and forth] Just as I thought. A ticklish tree. [The tree lets go of Mummy King Tyrone, sending him flying in the air and land on the ground] Come on, and stay away from the trees. [Austin, Mummy King Tyrone, and Werewolf Uniqua arrive at Vampire Pablo's castle] Uniqua: It's spooky in here. Tyrone: It certainly is. Austin: There's a sign. It's a very good thing I read vampire. It says... [reading] "Warning: Do not go up the stairs!" Tyrone: Sounds good to me. Uniqua: [agreeing] Yup! Austin: Nice try, monsters. Now come on. [they walk up the stairs and find another sign; reading] "Okay, you asked for it." Tyrone & Uniqua: Asked for what? [They see the stairs starting to collapse] Austin: RUN! Austin: [turns around, noticing that Mummy King Tyrone, Werewolf Uniqua, and Vampire Pablo are out of his sight] Mummy King? Werewolf? Vampire? They're gone! This is the worst birthday ever. [sighs sadly] Well, I guess I better tell the mad scientist that I lost all the monsters. [opens the laboratory door, where it's completely dark] Hello? Mad Scientist? [enters and the door closes] Why is it so dark? [The lights suddenly turn on, revealing the laboratory decorated with birthday balloons and streamers.] Tasha, Pablo, Tyrone & Uniqua: Happy Birthday, Austin! Austin: [gasps in surprise] A birthday party?! For me?! [to Tasha; overjoyed] I can't believe you remembered! Tasha: [smiling] Of course I remembered, Austin. How could I forget your birthday? Austin: [happily] I thought this was gonna be a terrible birthday, but it's the best birthday ever! The Legend of the Volcano Sisters [2.05] Uniqua & Tasha: HOO, HOO! WE ARE MAD! HUKA PELE! Uniqua & Tasha: NOW… GO!!!!! [blows Pablo, Tyrone, and Austin out of the volcano with their strong lungs, sending them back down towards the beach] Austin: Those Volcano Sisters sure have powerful lungs. Tyrone: The pearl is guarded by a very angry clam. Pablo: No clam is too angry for a swimmer as swift as I am. The Swamp Creature [2.07] Special Delivery [2.09] Tasha: [to the viewers] We're a motorcycle gang. Uniqua: Yeah! We're rough! All: Grr! Tasha: And tough! All: Grr! Pablo: And bad! Tasha & Uniqua: [surprised and confused] What? Tasha: We're not bad, Pablo. We're rough and tough and good. Pablo: [sheepishly] Oops! I forgot. And good! All: Grr! Uniqua: [walking up to a mailbox; to the viewers] Guess what today is? Valentine's Day! I'm sending Valentines to Pablo and Tasha, but don't tell them 'cause it's a surprise. [shushes and puts the two letters in the mailbox] Grrr! Tasha: [to the viewers] Valentines, for Pablo and Uniqua! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr! Pablo: [to the viewers] Valentines, for Uniqua and Tasha! [shushes and puts them in the mailbox] Grrr! Tasha: Everyone done? Pablo & Uniqua: Yup! Tasha: Good, then let's go pick up some litter! [They drive off before Mailman Tyrone arrives in his mail truck] Tyrone: What a beautiful day to deliver the mail! [walks over to the mailbox and takes out the letters] Let's see where this mail is going. "The Juice Box Joint." Wow! That's in the middle of nowhere! But I'll get it there, because I never fail to deliver the mail! Tyrone: [gasps fearfully as he sees the Do-Gooder Bikers by the trash can after picking up the litter while driving down the road, mistaking them as bad bikers] Rough, tough, bad bikers! [the bikers see him approaching; gasps again] They've spotted me! [nearly skids his mail truck off the road, and doesn't know that his mailbag flies out of the back window and lands on the road] Uniqua: His bag fell out! Tyrone: [as the bikers catch up with him and trying to return his mailbag; attempting to avoid them] Don't look at the bad bikers, Tyrone. Just pretend they're not there, and maybe they'll go away. Pablo, Uniqua & Tasha: Mailman! Tyrone: Bikers! [hurries into his mail truck] Uniqua: Wait, wait! We have your mailbag! Pablo & Tasha: Wait! Tasha: We can catch him! Let's ride! [They hop on their motorcycles and chase after Mailman Tyrone as they leave the gas station.] Tyrone: [seeing the bikers catching up with him through the diver side window] Oh, no! They're right behind me! I better take the shortcut. Those bikers won't stop me! [He drives his truck into the left direction, off the highway, and into of the desert.] Pablo: He's taking our favorite shortcut! Tasha: Let's ride! International Super Spy [2.10-2.11] Pablo: [drinking his apple juice box; to the viewers] Hello. I'm Secret, Agent Secret. You've probably heard of me before. No? That surprises me. I like my adventures exciting, and my juice boxes shaken. It's my job to protect the world from evildoers, and to look super cool while I do it. You see... I'm an international super spy. Pablo: [getting a call from Tasha on his hat tracker while driving along the roads of Miami Beach in his spy car] Hello. Secret, here. Tasha: Hello, Agent Secret. Pablo: Ah, Miss T, [to the viewers] the head of the International Super Spy agency. Tasha: Please report to headquarters at once. I've got an assignment for you. Pablo: The world in trouble again? Tasha: I'm afraid so. Pablo: It's a dangerous assignment? Tasha: Of course. Pablo: Will there be... dancing involved? Tasha: that's why I called you. Pablo: Be right there. [puts his hat back on, hanging up] Uniqua: Just look at them, Henchman Tyrone. Aren't they beautiful? Tyrone: Yes, they are. Very, very beautiful. They're the most beautiful... Uh, what are they? Uniqua: These are secret containers, and very soon... they will be mine! [laughs evilly] Come on, laugh. Tyrone: Who, me? Uniqua: Yeah! You're my henchman. You're supposed to laugh with me. Tyrone: Oh, sorry, boss. Uniqua: Don't call me boss! I'm a lady! Tyrone: Yes, lady. Austin: [in English accent] Good afternoon, sir. Welcome to London. May I have your order please? Pablo: Yes, please, I'd like the... Hey, you're my secret contact! Austin: [quietly] Shhh! Pablo: Sorry, Austin. I didn't recognize you. Austin: You're not supposed to. I'm in disguise. Pablo: Cool! I'll have the banana split, please. Austin: Very good, sir. One banana split. Pablo: [to the viewers] Remember… Always expect the unexpected. Uniqua: I'm warning you, Mr. Secret, I'm not going to let go! Pablo: I'd love to stay and chat, but I really must fly. Uniqua: Fly? What are you talking about? Let go of the container! It's mine! Austin: Oh, well. Sorry, Agent Secret. Pablo: Thanks anyway, Austin. Uniqua: That's it! I've had enough of you good guys! Mr. Secret, I'm afraid you've given me no choice. Prepared to be tickled, Mr. Secret. Movers of Arabia [2.12] Uniqua: Are we even going the right way? Pablo: I can't tell. All these sand dunes look the same. I wish I knew where we were. [Suddenly, just when Pablo finishes his sentence, a genie, Austin, pops out.] Austin: You're in Arabia! Boy, that was an easy one. Cops and Robots [2.13] Sinbad Sails Alone [2.14] Tyrone: [forcing Pablo to stay seated in a chair and do nothing; sternly] Pablo, you are to sit in this chair and stay in this chair. No touching anything, no doing anything, and no helping. Do you understand? Pablo: But… what if you need help? Tyrone: I don't need any help. I am Sinbad, and Sinbad sails alone. I can do it myself! Best Clowns in Town [2.15] Tyrone: [incredibly enraged with the clowns for making him miss his train] CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes] I am so mad! You made me miss my train! I have a circus to lead tonight in Big City, but I won't be there because of... CLOWNS!!!!! [echoes] Pablo: Somebody call for clowns? [Austin makes the rimshot sound effect with drumsticks.] Uniqua: Don't worry, Ringmaster Tyrone. We'll help you catch that train. [Tyrone growls and pants in fury after losing the circus train... again.] Pablo: Let me guess. Clowns? Tyrone: Yep. CLOWNS!!!!! [His voice echoes throughout the whole area.] Catch That Butterfly [2.19] [Tyrone and Uniqua gasp to see the Gilded Golden Butterfly on Pablo's nose.] Tyrone: The butterfly! Pablo: [sees the butterfly on his nose, then starts running around in a panic] Oh, my! It's the butterfly! Right before my very nose! Right on my very nose! Uniqua: Professor Pablo? Pablo: [not listening, still panicking] Where's my jar?! Where's my net?! I must catch it! Tyrone: Professor Pablo? Pablo: [still panicking] I must catch the Gilded Golden Butterfly! Oh, boy, oh, boy! Uniqua and Tyrone: Professor Pablo! Pablo: [finally stops panicking and turns to them] Yes? Uniqua: Grab it! Pablo: Oh, right. A Giant Problem [2.20] Tasha: [to the viewers, portraying as a friendly giant] Yoo-hoo! Hello down there! I'm Tasha the Giant. That means I'm really, really, really... Big! Tyrone: Alright, Wizard Pablo, ready to practice our magic spells? Pablo: Ready, Wizard Tyrone. Let's try the flying hat spell. Tyrone: Okay. So first we chant the magic words... Pablo: And then we wave our magic wands... Tyrone: And hopefully the hats will fly onto our heads. Pablo: Well, here goes nothing. Pablo: Aw, man. Why can't we get any magic spells right? Tyrone: Being a wizard is hard work, Pablo. It takes lots of practice. Uniqua: Listen up, wizards. Something terrible has happened. [leads them to the window, pointing to Giant Tasha in the far distance] There is… a giant in my kingdom! Tasha: [waving in the distance] Yoo-hoo! Pablo: [nervously] That's a big giant. Tyrone: [agreeing] It certainly is. Uniqua: Yes, and it's up to you to get rid of her. Pablo & Tyrone: Us?! Uniqua: Yes, you! It's almost time for my royal nap, and I simply cannot sleep with a giant stomping about! Pablo & Tyrone: But- Uniqua: No buts! Get rid of that giant! Pablo & Tyrone: Yes, Queen Uniqua. Uniqua: NOW! Pablo & Tyrone: Yes, Queen Uniqua! [They exit the castle.] Pablo: [pacing back and forth] This is bad. Tyrone: I know. Pablo: We don't know how to get rid of a giant. Tyrone: I know! Pablo: But if we don't do it, the queen will be mad. Tyrone: I know. Pablo: Why do you keep saying that? Tyrone: [shrugging] I don't know. Uniqua: Why haven't you wizards left yet?! GO! Pablo: "Neigh neigh neigh!" Tyrone: Horses appear and take us away! [The spell ends up transforming them into actual horses] Pablo: Aw, man! Tyrone: I told you being a wizard wasn't easy. Tasha: Yoo-hooo! Ooh, look at the itty bitty little horses. How adorable! Hello! Uniqua: [yawning] You see that? That's my royal yawn. Which means I'm royally tired and I need to take my royal nap. Pablo & Tyrone: Yes, Queen Uniqua. Uniqua: So you better quit your horsin' around and get rid of that giant. Because if you don't get rid of her, then I'll get rid of you! [storms off into her castle] Pablo & Tyrone: Yes, Queen Uniqua. Uniqua: At last, peace and quiet. [goes to sleep, but not for long after hearing loud thudding; sighs annoyingly] Never mind. [hops off the bed, walks to the window, and gasps in shock, seeing Wizards Pablo and Tyrone now giant-sized] Pablo & Tyrone: Hi, Queen Uniqua! Uniqua: More giants?! [Tyrone sticks his hand inside the window and grabs her] Hey! [angrily demanding] Put me down! I order you to put me down! [Tyrone obeys and sets her down] I told you to get rid of the giant, not make more giants! Tasha: Ooh! Look at the itty bitty queen! Uniqua: [to Pablo and Tyrone] What kind of wizards are you, anyway?! Tyrone: We're good wizards! Season 3 Blazing Paddles [3.02] Garbage Trek [3.03] Tasha: Captain's diary: trash day. The crew of the spaceship collector is aboard and ready for garbage collecting duty. All hands, take your stations! Tasha: Captain's diary: trash day. The Moosians have tricked us and taken all the garbage that we collected this morning. Lieutenant Uniqua, how much garbage do we have left on board? Uniqua: None, captain. The Moosian ship took all of it. Tasha: Oh, for goodness sake! We're supposed to collect the garbage! Austin: Captain, sensors indicate that there are extremely high garbage readings in the dumpster-ion sector. Tasha: Then set a course for the dumpster-ion sector, Lieutenant Uniqua. Zip speed! And keep an eye out for those Moosians. Austin: Captain, I'm getting another distress call. It's coming from... The far side of that moon! Tasha: Hmm... Let's hear it. Pablo: My turn, Tyrone. Oh, help! Boo, hoo, hoo! Tyrone: Boo, hoo! Boo, hoo! Tasha: Moosian vessel, this is Captain Tasha of the spaceship collector. Are you really in trouble or is this another trick? Tyrone: No trick. Boo, hoo! Pablo: Yeah. Really, really! Boo, hoo! Front Page News! [3.08] Le Master of Disguise [3.11] Austin: [having now caught Pablo, who is Le Master of Disguise] Le Master of Disguise, I've chased you from Paris to Istanbul, and now I've caught you. Pablo: Yes, you've seen through my cleverest disguise. But I must know, why do you chase me? Austin: Because you were running. Why were you running? Pablo: Because you were chasing me. Match on Mt. Olympus [3.12] Caveman's Best Friend [3.14] Pablo: [after ordering Austin and Uniqua to pull over; sternly] Do you know why I stopped you? Austin: Um, because you wanted to say hi? Pablo: Yes. Hi! But also because you were driving too fast. Austin: Sorry, officer. Pablo: [to Uniqua] And you were riding around on a dinosaur. Uniqua: Sorry, officer. Austin: That's my dinosaur, officer. He's just a puppy and he ran away. Pablo: Hmmm... A runaway dinosaur, you say? Robin Hood the Clean [3.16] Austin: [locking the bar of soap in the dungeon, along with the rest of the cleaning supplies; grumpily] I hate clean! Uniqua: Bye-bye, soap. Tasha: Look, there's our shampoo, and our toothpaste, and our towels. Tyrone: And my rubber ducky! Daddy misses you! Tyrone: [finally fed up] That's it! I've had enough. Uniqua: Tyrone? Where are you going? Tyrone: To Purewood Forest! Tasha & Uniqua: What?! Tyrone: That's right. I'm going to find Robin Hood and bring him back to Filthingham, so he can make our village clean again! Uniqua: You better be careful. Tasha: What if the mayor sees you leave? Tyrone: Don't worry, he won't. I have a very sneaky walk. Austin: [shocked after seeing Robin Hood (Pablo) clean up the fountain] What did you do to my fountain, villager?! Pablo: I cleaned it up, and I'm not a villager. [takes off his disguise] I'm Robin Hood the Clean! Tyrone: It's about time. Pablo: [demanding] Let the villagers go, Stinkypants, so they can take a bath! Austin: No one is allowed to be cleaned in Filthingham! Not even you! [picks up a mud ball] Let's play catch… with mud balls! Escape from Fairytale Village [3.17] [After Tyrone's bicycle gets a flat tire while delivering newspapers, Austin appears from the bushes as a cheerful wolf, frightening him] Austin: [cheerfully] Hello there! [Tyrone screams again] I'm Austin the Wolf. Tyrone: [screams] Austin the what? Austin: Austin the Wolf. [shakes hands with him] You must be the new paper boy. Welcome to Fairytale Village! Tyrone: Fairytale Village? Austin: Yep! Where fairytale folks live! Austin: [to the viewers after Tyrone throws a newspaper at him and calling him a big bad wolf; confused] Big bad wolf? I may be big, but I'm not bad. I just want to blow up his tire. Hey! Wait up! [chases after him] Tyrone: [walking up to the gingerbread house] Is that… candy? And cookies? And gumdrops? [gasps in surprise at the house] And the house is made of gingerbread! Who in the world lives here? Uniqua: [taping on Tyrone's shoulder to get his attention] Yoo-hoo, paper boy? Tyrone: [turns around to face her] Yes? [gasps in shock, seeing her as a sweet witch] You're… You're a witch! Uniqua: Well, right you are. Welcome to Fairytale Village! Say, I was hoping I could have you for lunch today. Tyrone: Have me for lunch?! Yikes! [quickly hides behind a lollipop tree] Uniqua: I wonder why he hid like that? He must be shy. I'll ask him again. Pablo: [waving cheerfully down at Tyrone as a nice giant] Hello, paper boy! How's it going? Tyrone: [gasps fearfully] Yikes! Giant! Pablo: Fee fi fo feek! [to the viewers] I think he wants to play hide and seek. Pablo: [looks around for Tyrone and spots his antlers; to the viewers] I see his little antlers! Tyrone: [pleading while hiding] Don't find me. Please don't find me. Pablo: Fee fi fo foy! Hello, little paper boy. Tyrone: [gasps] He found me. Pablo: Hi, wolf! Austin: Hi! Pablo: Hi, witch! Uniqua: Hello. Tyrone: A wolf, a witch, and a giant? I'm getting out of here. Uniqua: [as she, Pablo the Giant and Austin the Wolf chase after Tyrone] Paper boy! Austin: Don't run! Pablo: Wait! Paper boy, I'd like to have you for dinner. Tyrone: Dinner? Why is everyone in this town out to eat me? Pirate Camp [3.18] Pablo: [fearfully hiding in his house, refusing to go to Camp Walkaplanka] I think I might stay home. Uniqua: Home? Why? Pablo: What if pirate camp is really scary? Uniqua: (Nonsense.) Camp Walkaplanka is the best camp ever! Come on! Don't you want to learn how to be a real pirate? Austin: [in pirate accent] Arrrr! I am Pirate Captain Austin. Uniqua: I'm Uniqua. Pablo: I'm leaving. [starts to bail out] Uniqua: [annoyed] Pablo! [grabs him by the arm, preventing him from leaving] Austin: You two want to be pirates, eh? Pablo: [nervously] Well... Uniqua: More than anything! Pablo: [gazing at a red boot in the treasure chest] Wow! Ooh! It's so sparkly! Austin: [closes the treasure chest] Don’t touch that! Ye must never, ever touch the boot! That boot belongs to the ghost of Captain Red Boots. Uniqua: Captain Red Boots? Pablo: [fearfully] G-g-g-ghost? Austin: If you touch the boot, a mysterious force will pull us all right to the island of Captain Red Boots! When we get there, she'll chase ya! And if she catches ya, she'll tickle ya! And if she tickles ya, then you'll become a ghost too! Understand? Pablo & Uniqua: Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir. Austin: Arrrr! Well then, welcome to Camp Walkaplanka. Do ye wanna be pirates? Pablo: Well... Uniqua: Pablo! Yes sir, Pirate Captain Austin, sir. Austin: Don’t touch that boot! Do ye wanna end up on the island of Captain Red Boots?! Pablo: No, Pirate Captain Austin. Austin: Do ye want her to tickle ya and turn you into a ghost?! Pablo: No, Pirate Captain Austin! Austin: Then don't ever touch that boot! Uniqua: Excuse me, Pirate Captain Austin? Austin: Aye? Uniqua: Uh... Help? Austin: You two have a lot to learn if ye want to be pirates. Season 4 Robot Rampage [4.1-4.2] Dragon Express [4.5] Flower Power [4.6] Uniqua: [notices a thorny stem flower that hasn't bloomed yet] What kind of flower is that? The poor little thing hasn't opened. Maybe it needs some extra sunlight. [takes the pot and places it in the window, and the flower suddenly blooms by a ray of sunlight; amazed] Whoa! Pablo: Wow! That flower's never bloomed before. Uniqua: It's beautiful! I wonder what it smells like. [accidentally pricks her finger on one of the thorns] Ow! Pablo: Are you all right? Uniqua: I'm fine. I poked my finger on a thorn, that's all. Happens every day in my line of work. Pablo: Yeah, mine too. Well, better get back to work. Thanks for the flowers, Gardener Pablo. [suddenly shoots a beam of flowers on the floor from her hand] Yikes! Pablo: [gasps in surprise] How'd you do that?! Uniqua: I don't know. [shoots out some fireworks] Look out! I'm so sorry. I don't know what... [accidentally sprays pollen on Pablo, causing him to sneeze uncontrollably] Pablo: [sneezing] It's p-pollen! Uniqua: Gardener Pablo, what's happening to me?! Pablo: Hmm... Maybe, when you pricked your finger on that flower, it gave you special powers… Flower power! Uniqua: Flower power? Pablo: Yes, of course! You're like a big, walking, talking flower now, and I know all about taking care of flowers. Uniqua: [floating down to the ground after transforming into her superhero identity… Flower Girl] Gardener Pablo, from now on, I'm more than just a friendly flower seller. I'm... Flower girl! The superhero! Pablo: Hooray for Flower Girl! Austin: [lurking behind a building, as the villainous Gloom Meister] Boo, Flower Girl! I can't stand flowers! I like it when everything is dark and gloomy. My shadow ray will get rid of those yucky flowers! [fires a shadow at Tasha's trolley] Tasha: [gasps] Uh-oh! What's happening?! I can't see where I'm going! Uniqua: [flying in the air after saving Trolley Lady Tasha and Window Washer Tyrone] Hmm... First, a strange shadow covers up the trolley, then another one covers a building... That can't be a coincidence. [spots Gloom Meister Austin entering his underground lair] I've got a feeling that guy has something to do with all this. Uniqua: Gloom Meister! Austin: Flower Girl! Uniqua & Austin: [facing off against each other] We meet again! Austin: I don't know how you escaped from my flower-proof cage, but you're too late! My gloomsday machine is making Garden City a place where the Sun never shines! [laughs evilly] Uniqua: [making a stand; fiercely] We'll see about that, Gloom Meister! The Funnyman Boogeyman [4.7] Los Galacticos [4.11] Pablo: Whoa. Funny looking bus. Tyrone: It certainly is. Tasha: Is that really our tour bus? Tyrone: It's the only thing here. It's gotta be it! [They head over to the spaceship-like bus] Pablo: It's really big. Tasha: [attempting to reach the door, but isn't not tall enough] I can't even reach the door! How are we supposed to get in? Tyrone: [gasps and looks outside the windshield] Uh-oh. Tasha: What? [also looks outside] Uh-oh. Pablo: What? [looks outside as well, seeing that they're flying off the ground] Um… Are we flying? Tyrone: Yup. We're flying. [he, Tasha, and Pablo all scream] Flying bus?! Pablo: This is crazy! Tasha: How do we get it down?! Tyrone: I don't know! Pablo: Try something, amigo! Tasha: This isn't a bus! It's a spaceship! Tyrone: I don't know how to fly a spaceship! Do you know how to fly a spaceship?! Pablo: Is it anything like playing a trumpet? Tasha: Oh, for goodness sake! Tyrone: Amigos, just stay calm. [Googors Austin and Uniqua fire some space goo at a space rock] Uniqua: Goo-hoo! Austin: Goo-ya! We've done it again, Gooniqua. Uniqua: Thanks to us, the universe just got a little bit gooier. [The Googors arrive at planet Earth] Uniqua: There it is, Goostin. Planet Earth. So round. Austin: So blue. Uniqua: So ready to goo. Austin & Uniqua: Let's goo this! [The Los Galacticos band members appear on the transmission screen] Tyrone: Stop right there, Googors! Austin & Uniqua: Huh? [Their spaceship bus stops in front of their spaceship, defending the Earth] Tyrone: Earth is our home. Tasha: It's the planet we love. Pablo: And we will not allow it to be gooed! Uniqua: [chortling] Very funny, Galacticos. Austin: You can't even fly your spaceship! Uniqua: We order you to leave right now… or else! Tyrone: We're not going anywhere. Uniqua: Ha! Very well. Austin: Prepare to be gooed! Uniqua: Goostin! Why can't you goo them?! Austin: [pressing buttons] I don't know! [slams his fists on the control panel, firing a goo pie, covering the band members' ship] Uniqua: Goo pie. Nice thinking. Austin: Uh… thanks. Tyrone: Welcome to planet Earth. Austin: [breaths deeply] Ahhh… Gooniqua, the Earth is so fresh! Uniqua: And everything is so beautiful. What a great planet. Pablo: We like it, too. Tasha: Earth es muy bueno. The Magic Skateboard [4.15] Pablo: Dude… [chuckles] You have to do a whole lot better than that to win the show-off showdown. Tyrone: Yeah. Pablo: Or maybe you could just find the magic skateboard. [he and Austin both chuckle and skate away] Tyrone: [to Uniqua] There's a magic skateboard? Uniqua: Don't pay attention to those guys, they were just joking. [helps him get up on his feet] There's an old legend about a magic skateboard hidden in Skatesburg. Tyrone: Oh, yeah? Uniqua: But it's not real. Tyrone: Oh. [sighs] I wish it was real. I could really use a magic skateboard 'cause… I'm not that good yet. Uniqua: Dude, you don't need the magic skateboard. I'm gonna tell you the secret to being a great skateboarder. Tyrone: Yeah? Uniqua: The board doesn't make the skater, the skater makes the board. Tyrone: The skater makes the board? That's it? Uniqua: That's it! Now, come on, I'll show you some moves. The more you practice, the better you'll get! Tyrone: [devastated after his skateboard hits a rock and is shattered into pieces] OH, NO! My skateboard! It's totaled! Oh, man… Where will I ever get another skateboard? Tyrone: [horrified after the magic skateboard falls down the hill and disappears] OH, NO! Uniqua: Bummer. Tyrone: It's more than a bummer. Uniqua: Well, since I'm out of the competition, you can use mine. Tyrone: You don't understand! That was the magic skateboard! Uniqua: Seriously? Tyrone: Yeah! I found it when my other board broke! That's how I did all of those tricks, but now it's gone! Uniqua: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Remember what I told you? Tyrone: The board doesn't make the skater, the skater makes the board. Are you sure? Uniqua: Of course I'm sure. Now take my board and tear it up, dude! Tyrone: Thanks, dude! Pablo: Are you sure you want to do this, dude? Tyrone: Yeah, it's worth a shot. Pablo: Ready… Set… Pablo & Tyrone: GO! Uniqua: Kick it, Tyrone! Austin: Go, Pablo! Pablor and the Acorns [4.16] [Tyrone, Tasha, and Austin enter the backyard, portraying as Acorn scouts] Tyrone: Okay, Acorns, the compass says go east… then turn and go due south… and we should see the picnic table… now. Tasha: You did it! Austin: Way to go, Acorn Tyrone! You've learned how to use a compass. Tasha: And you know what that means… you get a compass merit badge! [places the badge on Tyrone's sash] Austin: Congratulations! Tyrone: Cool. I love being an Acorn. Tyrone, Tasha & Austin: Acorns, Acorns, none so proud. One more time now, nice and loud! Tyrone: [checking his compass] Buttercup Mountain is due north, That's… this way! There it is! Tasha: Let's go! Tyrone, Tasha & Austin: Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand! Tasha: I love hiking in the woods. It's so calm. Tyrone: It's so quiet. Austin: It's so peaceful. [he, Tyrone, and Tasha all scream as Pablo's spaceship whooshes over them and crashes] What was that?! Tasha: I don't know! Tyrone: Come on, Acorns! Let's go check it out! [They run along the trail and find Pablo's crashed spaceship] Austin: It's a spaceship! [Pablo comes out of the cockpit] Tasha: [gasps] And a space man! Pablo: Where is the Crystal of P-- [loses his balance and trips] [The Acorns rush over to him to see if he's okay] Tyrone: Are you okay? Pablo: [seeing the Crystal of Power on top of Buttercup Mountain] Ah-ha! There it is! The Crystal of Power is on top of that… thing! Austin: You mean, Buttercup Mountain? Pablo: Buttercup Mountain, eh? Well, then that is where Pablor must go. For I will have the crystal! Tasha: Why do you want a crystal, Mr. Space Guy? Pablo: I am Pablor. And when I have the Crystal of Power, I, Pablor, will rule the universe! [The Acorn scouts and Pablo have reached Lake Sunshine] Tasha: Isn't it beautiful? Austin: Yeah, and it means we're halfway to Buttercup Mountain, Pablor. Uh… Pablor? Pablo: [standing in the middle of the lake] Look at this! This water in Pablor's way! Tasha: Don't worry, Pablor. We can take these canoes across the lake. Austin: If you need help, I can teach you how to paddle, Pablor. I've got a canoeing merit badge so I know all about paddling. Pablo: Pablor needs no help to move this puny vessel! I know how to command a ship! [hops onto a blue canoe] Austin: Oh, okay. Great. [The Acorn scouts and Pablo approach a bridge at Rainbow Gulch] Austin: Wow! It's a long way down. Tasha: [as she, Tyrone, and Austin start to cross the bridge] But once we get across the bridge, we'll be at Buttercup Mountain, Pablor. Uh… Pablor? [They see Pablo hiding behind a rock, looking nervous] Tyrone: Uh-oh. Austin: He looks really scared. Tasha: I'll go see if I can help him. Pablor? Pablo: Yes? Tasha: You seem a little scared of crossing the bridge, maybe? Pablo: Ha! Mighty Pablor isn't scared of anything! Especially crossing bridges! Tasha: Oh. Still, it's okay to be scared, you know. Here, hold my hand. The Tale of the Not-So-Nice Dragon [4.20] Cast Kristi Baker (speaking) - Uniqua Jake Goldberg (speaking) - Pablo Christopher DeFaria (speaking) - Tyrone Melanie Kohn (singing) - Tasha Jonah Bobo (speaking) - Austin External links The Nickelodeon website. 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