Full House/Season 2

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | Main Full House was a television sitcom that ran on the American ABC network from 1987 until 1995. Cutting It Close [2.1] Danny: Breakfast is ready. We're having pan... (sees Jesse's hair) ...cuts Joey: (upon seeing Jesse's new haircut) You went from Eddie Van Halen to Pee-Wee Van Herman. D.J.'s Very First Horse [2.4] (D.J. has brought her horse inside the house) Jesse: How did...? Where did you...? How'd - help me out here. D.J.: I can explain. Jesse: No, no, wait. Don't tell me. You're walking by the supermarket, and some kid had a litter of these in a cardboard box. (calls out) Joey! Joey: Jess, I am trying to put the baby to-- Horse? How did you...? Where did you...? How did it--? Jesse: My words exactly. Joey: Oh, this is great. Danny's going to walk in here, see this horse and blame me for the whole thing. Do you know why? Because this is *very* funny. (laughs) Jesse: Danny's gonna flip his gourd. We gotta get this horse out of here. Joey: Well, how do we get him out? Jesse: We'll feed him, give him food. What does he eat? Joey: Hay. Jesse: We don't have any hay. Joey: Jess, you went to the market, and you didn't pick up any hay? Stephanie: Don't get me in trouble. Hide the tail! D.J.: I'll tell you what, if you can keep this secret for two weeks, I'll let you own part of the horse. Stephanie: Which part do I get? D.J.: The tail. Stephanie: My very own tail? Beach Boy Bingo [2.6] Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means. Joey Gets Tough [2.7] Danny: You watch Wake Up, San Francisco because it's nice, and easy. Well this morning, I had a little too much coffee, so we're gonna do it nice... and rough. A Little Romance [2.11] Nick: (to Rebecca after she paid seventeen hundred dollars for Jesse in a date auction.) You know you could've had him for free. Fogged In [2.12] [Jesse enters his room where D.J. is recording her own version of "The Locomotion"] Jesse: What are you doing? D.J.: The Locomotion. [Jesse looks closely at the tape] Jesse: Where'd you get this tape? D.J.: It was in there. Jesse: Oh, no. [rewinds the tape] Please, tell me you didn't tape over my Casa de Pancakes jingle. [after he's finished rewinding, he plays the recording on the tape of "The Locomotion", then to the end of...] Jesse and Joey: [on recording] Casa de Pancakes. OLE! [Jesse disappointedly stops the tape] Jesse: I can't believe it! It's gone! You guys destroyed it! Now I'm gonna hafta do the whole thing over again. Danny: What happened? Jesse: Aw, they messed up my jingle tape. Joey's goin' away. I'm gonna hafta do this whole thing over again. Danny: Don'tcha think you're overreacting? Jesse: Overreacting? You think I'm overreacting?! I'm not overreacting! Okay?! I had this all worked out! I spent the whole night doin' it! Now my whole life is ruined! Okay. Now, I'm overreacting. Danny: Jess, ya lost your temper again. Huh? Jesse: Well, she shouldn't be in here-- [sighs] Ah, I'm just tired. I lost my cool. I did come down on her pretty hard. Didn't I? She'll be okay? Danny: I think you better straighten this out. Jesse: Yeah. All right. I know just how to handle this. Danny: Good. Jesse? Jesse: Huh? Danny: D'you need a hug? Jesse: Haven't I been through enough? Little Shop of Sweaters [2.14] Pal Joey [2.15] Young Jesse: Hey! One at a time! Sheldon: There's the kid who was picking on me! Miss Borland: That's it, I'm calling your parents! Young Joey: But... Young Danny: Wait, Miss Borland. That boy's lying, Joseph has been a perfect angel. Sheldon: Tanner's the liar! Miss Borland: That's not possible! Daniel Tanner's never been in trouble a day in his life. Let's you and I visit the principal, Sheldon. Young Joey & Young Danny: Sheldon? Sheldon: (Looking at Young Joey & Young Danny) Young Joey: Thanks man, you saved my life! Young Danny: You saved me first. Baby Love [2.16] Rebecca: Dustin? You would name our child Dustin? Jesse: Yeah, you got a better name? Rebecca: I sure do... Emily. Jesse: No son of ours is gonna be named Emily. Rebecca: Our daughter's name is Emily. Our son's name is Prescott. Jesse: Prescott? Might as well name him Emily. Our son is gonna be called Dustin. Rebecca: Prescott. Jesse: Dustin! Rebecca: Prescott! Jesse: Dust... When did we have a kid? Rebecca: Well, we better get going. You don't wanna miss your plane. Connie: You're right, it might accidentally take off on time. Come on, Howie, wake up. It's time to go. Michelle: Howie, no go. Danny: Howie, yes go. Howie go back home. Michelle: Me go. Danny: [imitates an Indian] No, little Kemo Sabe. No can go to Nebraska. Take many moons. El Problema Grande de D.J. [2.17] Linda: Hasta luego. Danny: Ah... El Pollo Loco! DJ: Dad, you got to do something; listen to my report card. It's so unfair! A-A-A-A-A-A... Joey: How dare they! This is an outrage! DJ: Listen to my Spanish grade-D Danny: A D in Spanish? Joey: Que pasa? DJ: Huh? I'm There For You, Babe [2.20] DJ: You have the brain of a paramecium. Stephanie: If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium. DJ: (to Jesse) There really is no way to beat her, is there? External links Full House (season 2) Category:Full House seasons