The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy/Season 3

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 | Evil Con Carne | Grim & Evil | Underfist: Halloween Bash The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (2003–2008), also known as simply Billy & Mandy, is an American animated television series created by Maxwell Atoms that aired on Cartoon Network. The two main characters, Billy and Mandy, have obliged the Grim Reaper to be their best friend forever after having won a bet over a sick hamster. Super Zero / Sickly Sweet [3.01] Harold: You're gonna love shed building, son. Even a complete and total nincompoop can do it. Grim: Like you? Harold: Yeah, like you. Now where was I gonna build that shed? It's all about location. [starts yodeling loudly]! Grim: What the heck are you doing?! Harold: Checking the acoustics [continues]! Grim: I'm going home. Harold: That's it! [drops material at Grim] The best location is always closest to the house. Announcer: And now we return to Captain Space Heifer. Ninjas: You win this round, Heifer! Captain Space Heifer: Yes... I do... But I couldn't have done it without my Heifer farm's brand fruit-at-the-bottom all natural-styled yogurt. Ninjas: It's partially hydrogenated. Captain Space Heifer: QUIET, YOU!! [Captain melts Ninjas with his laser eyes.] It's partially hydrogenated. Buy some today. If you don't, I'll melt you, too! [starts laughing, with Billy laughing back. He then stops, serious.] ... I will. Harold: While you kids are talking, I'm gonna pick my nose! Just wanted to give you the heads up. Mandy: Do you know what is this? Grim: Uhh... orange juice? Mandy: Wrong. This is an empty Orange Juice container. Somebody drank it. They probably wanted me to get scurvy from lack of Vitamin C. Billy: [trying to find an evil empire to destroy with his superpowers] Hello? Evil empire? Legion of doom? Plague of society? Threat to mankind, where are you? Billy: [still trying to find an evil empire, he looks down and sees a bunch of bacteria] Infinitesimal evil! In the name of the Earth, and all that is clean and fresh! Environmentally safe, and partially hydrogenated! I... uh... I! Uh, I... uh... ...AH SHOOT MAH YOGHURT! Mandy: I'm gonna open up my own personal can of Powerpuff on you two. Grim: The only thing I keep in me' robe are terrible cursed objects! [makes scary noises] Billy: [pulls out the Mask of the Beast] You mean like this one? Grim: Yes, exactly like that. Billy: Oooooh... it's a pair of butt wings! Grim: No, you simpleton! It is the Mask of the Beast! Whoever puts it on must be nice, polite, friendly, and happy, or they'll turn into a terrible hideous beast! Billy: OH! I WANNA BE A TERRIBLE HIDEOUS BEAST! [puts the Mask on his nose] Is it working? Is it working? Is it working? Grim: [snatches the mask] You dope. It won't work on you. You've already been a hopelessly happy goon all day long. Grim: Isn't about time for you to go? Mandy: Yeah, the evil empire remember? Billy: Captain Spring Green Squeaker reporting for intergalactical duty! In the name of truth, justice, and YOGURT![armpit squirts yogurt on Mandy and Grim.][Laughs]Grim: [takes out notepad and pencil] What can I get for Billy? Billy: Ooh! I wanna be green! Grim: Okay, green! Billy: Spring Green. Grim: Spring Green. Billy: [squeals] Ooh! And I want to squeak! Grim: [confused] Squeak? Billy: Yeah, every time I move. Squeak. And uh.... Mandy: Billy, pick a real superpower. [Milkshakes walks by covered in yogurt. He shakes the yogurt off his feet and paws.] So, what'll be? Captain Space Heifer: [echoing] It's partially hydrogenated! Billy: And to shoot Heifer Farms Brand fruit-at-the-bottom all-natural styled yogurt from my ARMPITS!!! Bearded Billy / The Nerve [3.02] [Billy asks his dad why he shaves his beard.]Harold: Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs! Hoss Delgado: Stupid... but clever. Billy: Uh, mom? The bathroom is talking to me again. Should I get my vitamins? Billy: All the ladies love me! Harold: Hey, boy. Trying to think, huh? Billy: Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.[After drinking the hair tonic Grim souped up, Billy watches the hair grow on his face] Billy: Oh, I like that! Rugged Billy! [Hair grows more] Mountain Billy! [Hair throws into a thick beard, and Billy laughs] Hillbilly! Mandy: [about Billy] Listen, Hoss, what you have there isn't a sasquatch. What you have there isn't far enough up the evolutionary scale. Billy: You spent the reward money on a new TV?! Awww! I wanted a baby iguana! TV commercial: Bacon-flavored toothpaste? Why didn't anybody think of it before?? TV commercial: Get a jump on puberty or just look cooler than ever before! Hoss: AAH! HELP ME! Animal Control: He's gone wild! Take him down! Grim: [after Billy takes him by surprise] Billy, what are you trying to do?! Scare me to me?! [After Billy steals and eats Mandy's nerve] Grim: Billy, it worked! It worked! Now, what do you say we take Mandy and-- Billy: PIPE DOWN, YOU TALKIN' WIND-CHIME! YOU TALK WHEN I TELLS YOU TO TALK, YOU FOLLOW?! Grim: [nervous] I follow. Mandy: [to her nerve] Now you listen up, pal. You are NOT what makes me Mandy. I don't need some pompous polyp to be dark, foreboding and charmingly cynical! I am what makes me Mandy! You got that?! Test of Time / A Kick in the Asgard [3.03] Mandy: OK, Grim, when the rainbow appears, you take me to the end of it, and I'll shake down the leprechaun for its gold. [an army of Norsemen are fighting each other. Billy walks up to Thor] Billy: You don't always have to solve your problems by fighting, you can work through them by talking things out. Or, by buying expensive gifts. Harold: [Viking cuts Harold's pompadour off] Hey! My brain was in there! Brain: Put me in the freezer! Harold: Young man, you can be rude, break furniture, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harrass your mother! But when you touch the pomp, it's GO TIME! Gladys: [as the Viking tries to attack her while she defends herself with a chair] See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have doughnuts three times a day! Billy: [referring to the root beer fountain] Didn't you say that I had UNLIMITED access to the fountain? Heimdall: Well, yes, but- Billy: But nothing! I am still accessing. Billy: T by x over y plus M divided by 365 divided by E squared by Pi OF COURSE! [gets pie from fridge] PIE! Attack of the Clowns / Complete and Utter Chaos [3.04] Mandy: Now matter how bad it seems, it could get worse. [screen flashes revealing herself as an ugly, green monster as she disappears in a flash] Mandy: I'm gonna guess this has something to do with Billy. Billy: Hey, Mandy. Mandy: 5 points for me. What are you doing? Billy: Hiding from the clowns. Mandy: The clown thing, I should have known. Get out here. [Billy comes out] You're gonna make me ask, aren't you? Billy: Ask what? Mandy: What's with all the oranges? Billy: They're not oranges, they're tangelos. [pause] Mandy: OK. What's with all the tangelos? Billy: Clowns hate tangelos. Messes with their equilibrium. Mandy: Who told you that fungus? [Oranges man walks away, whistling nervously] Billy, you've got to get over this ridiculous fear of clowns. Billy: Who you calling ridi-culous? Well, what about your fear of professional figure skaters? Mandy: That's not a fear. I just don't trust the way they spin is all. Billy: You gotta believe me, Mandy! The clowns are nothing but ultimate evil! They wanna become the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! I'll take the chicken. DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! Mandy: [annoyed] All right, that's it! [Mandy has been carrying Grim (in several pieces) around in her backpack] Grim: Okay, we need to talk about this backpack thing. It's very demeaning. I'm the Grim Reaper, for goodness sake! I used to have a chariot of four-hundred burning horses. My arrival on the scene would be a raging thunderclap of fear! Now it's "Hey, have you seen Grim? Yeah! I think he's wedged between a history textbook and a tuna-fish sandwich!" Billy: DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL!! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!! Grim: See, Mandy? All we had to do was shake him and yell. It's the answer to everything! [Billy punches him in the face] Me face! Inner Frat Boy: What's up, Billy? You look a little down. Billy: Who're you? Inner Frat Boy: I'm your Inner Frat Boy, dude. Billy: Wow! I didn't even know I had an Inner Frat Boy! Inner Frat Boy: Well, Sure. Everybody has an Inner Frat Boy. Since your here, it must mean you need my help. [belches] Billy: Well, as a matter of fact I do have a problem. These really scary clowns keep on scaring me! Inner Frat Boy: Aw, clowns aren't scary, Billy. Billy: They're not? Inner Frat Boy: No, they're just different, and just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be angry at them! How dare they be different?! What, my way of life ain't good enough for ya?! Billy: So you're saying I should beat them up? Inner Frat Boy: Billy, fighting outside of a hockey rink is WRONG. But I'm imaginary, so do what you gotta do. Billy: Thanks for all your help, Inner Frat Boy. Inner Frat Boy: No problem, Billy! [Pulls out a paddle] Now, ya ready for your paddlin'? Billy: Uh, no. Inner Frat Boy: [Sounding disappointed] Oh... OK... another time, then... [Grim and Mandy, dressed as clowns, pursue Billy into a beauty parlor with 1980s music playing in the background] Grim: And people think I'm scary. [calls out to the women in the parlor] 1983 ended a really long time ago, ladies! Mandy: [dressed as a clown] Billy! Don't fear us! We're here to make you smile! Grim: [also dressed as a clown] And for crying out loud, stop wettin' yourself! [Grim tries to juggle but the balls hit Billy in the face] Mandy: What was that?! Grim: I told you I can't juggle! I wanted to do the routine with the umbrellas, but you said "No"! [Billy tries to crawl away] And where do you think you’re going?! [picks Billy up by the collar of his shirt and shakes him] Listen! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! STOP IT, YOU NINNY! STOP IT, OKAY?! STOP BEING AFRAID OF CLOWNS! Billy: Gotta go to my happy place, gotta go to my happy place, happy place, HAPPY PLACE... Billy: [singing while playing with a toy truck] Keep on truckin', truck-truck-truck-truckin'! Eris: Hey, guess what - chicken butt, but seriously, did you know at Flabburger they actually THROW AWAY food that's been under a heat lamp for more than 36 hours? So, I brought you dorks lunch. Grim: [transformed into a hideous monster; sarcastically] Here, Eris. Put it on my slimy flippers. Mandy: [also a hideous monster; sarcastically] No, Eris, put it in my claw of a head, or rest it on Billy's udders. Billy: [shoots milk out of his nose] Heh heh, I gots an udder. Whatever Happened to Billy Whatsisname? / Just the Two of Pus [3.05] Billy: I'll win Mandy back, or die trying! Grim: Let me know if you need help with the last part! Mandy: What's going on here? Billy: Did I just... Mandy: Stalking us? Billy: No, I was just following you wherever you went. Mandy: So, you were spying.. Billy: I wasn't spying, I swear! I was just lurking in the bushes watching you every move! Mandy: Listen, Billy. Bobby's the new Billy around here. Get the message, you are nothing. [she pushes Billy into a mailbox] Come on, Bobby, let's go. Mandy: Better be good, Bobby. Grim: Where's he taking us, Mandy? Mandy: I don't know? Bobby said: "It was a surprise". [Bobby takes a carpet off to shown of their new cars] Mandy: What the.. Bobby: Their gifts for the both of you my two bestest friends! Mandy: Uh, you're giving me a car? But I can't drive yet. Bobby: It's just something nice for being such good friends! Mandy: I...I don't know what to say? But you're much better friend than Billy ever was. Grim: I'll see. [he honks a car horn for twice] Bobby: Yeah, I'm not just some Billy clone, guys. I'm by own person, I am your friend! [laughing] Who even remembers old Billy what's his name, anyway? [Billy screaming] Bobby: Listen Billy and listen good! I want you gone! Billy: Can I go to the arcade, then? Bobby: What? No, NO! I mean I want you to disappear, permanently! Your friends don't like you, you're nothing but a burden to your poor Mother and Father! They all choose me over you, so there's no reason for you to even be here! I'm giving you 24 hours to get out of here! Or I'll get rid of you myself! Billy: Who are you? Why are you doing this? Bobby: If I told you, I would have to destroy you! Billy: But, weren't you going to destroy me, anyway? Bobby: Well, yeah, but... NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL MORNING! Billy: Alright, Bobby, it's on at dawn! Grim: Billy, what are you doing with my scythe? Billy: Nothing? Mandy: Where's Bobby at? Billy: Oh, I sent him to another dimension. Grim: Yeah, I never really like him too much anyway. Mandy: Me neither, I only hung out with them because I had nothing better to do. Hey, Billy! fetch me some water, you doug. Billy: I'm bet in a settle! Chocolate Sailor / The Good, The Bad and The Toothless [3.06] Billy: [to the box of Chocolate Sailors] You won't be disappointed this time, Chocolate Sailor. You'll see. I'm gonna be the best dang sailor in the whole dang army! I'll sell gazillions. Together, we'll make major booty, 'cause you're so BOOTYLICIOUS! Tooth Fairy Cowboy: [to Billy] What's so funny?! Billy: Do you have a shrunken head? [A man with a very large body but a very small head appears in front of him] Man: What do you mean by that? Billy: Holy freak show! I mean, nothing. Man: So are you going to buy something, smart guy? Billy: Nope, I'm broke. Penniless. A Pauper. Too poor to pay attention. Too cheap to buy this cheesy crud! [Man picks Billy up and kicks him into space] Billy: Nice kick! That's My Mummy / Toys Will Be Toys [3.07] Billy: Washing my hair, washing my hair... wait a minute, this isn't shampoo, it's DOG-! Gladys: Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you! Harold: I was laughing at him. Irwin's Dad: Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered. Mandy: Eh, works for me. Grim: Me too. Billy: ...But how did you and Irwin's mom... Irwin's Dad: Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered. Billy: Grim, why do the good die young? Grim: Well, it's mostly because I get confused. [Pud'n is holding Professor Gaylord] Pud'n: You're a pretty girl. Grim: Milkshakes, where are you going? Triceratron: [hiding behind the unconscious Milkshakes] To destroy all that is good. ...I mean, meow. Pud'n: [roars like a T-Rex from Jurassic Park] Season 3 The Secret Snake Club [3.08] Wiggly: Once you join the "Secret Snake Club" [Secret Snake Club wiggle their arms and hiss] they can never unjoin! Viper: Is unjoin even a real word? Wiggly: Who cares? She understand what she meant! Viper: DON'T YELL AT ME! Wiggly: Well then shut up! Viper: NO, YOU SHUT UP! Wiggly: No, you shut up! Viper: YOU SHUT UP! Wiggly: No, you shut up! Viper: SHUT UP! Mandy: HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?! Mandy: So you're telling me the whole point of this stupid club... Wiggly: ...is to resurrect an ancient snake creature and make him eat the cool kids, leaving nerds to rule the world! Yes. Grim: [to the Snake Nerds] You disgust me, too! You're all old enough, so wear some deodorant! I've been trying not to vomit in my own mouth all day! [CIA Agent is in another room, speaking via intercom] Agent: [To Billy] So, you wanna join the organization. Billy: What organization? Agent: The CIA. Billy: J-J-J! Agent: What? Billy: ...Q-R-S-P-U-Z! Now I know the ABC's, next time won't you sing with ME? [CIA Agent is in another room, speaking via intercom] Agent: Do you think you have what it takes to join us? Billy: I have a rash on my butt! Agent: Okay... Billy: My mom tells me not to touch it, but I touch it anyway! [pauses] Please don't tell my mom! Agent: Uh, sure. Billy: Are you invi-siable? Agent: No Billy, I'm in a different room. Billy: The bathroom? Agent: Billy, how would you like it if we wiped your mind and turned you into a covert warrior? Billy: I LIKE FRENCH FRIES! Wiggly: Yes! Come, Lord Shnissugah! Come and make us kings! [the basement door opens, but the scene abruptly changes back to Irwin's club] Billy: You sickos are in big big trouble! Irwin: The CIA is on to us! Run, girls! [he runs to an open window] You ain't gettin' jack on me, yo! [he jumps out, and a CIA agent moves to follow him] Billy: No. Let him go. He seems to have forgotten this classroom is on the third floor. [Irwin is arrested by the CIA.] Irwin: This isn't right! This episode was supposed to be about snake nerds! SNAKE NERDS! Shnissugah: What are you, crazy in the head?! Cool kids are full of transfatty acids! Do you have any idea what that would do to my indigestion? Wiggly: Our world has crumbled! Viper: Completely-y-y! Grim: Hey, have fun guys! Hahahahaha! Wiggly: Have fun? With what?... Oh, no! Mandy: Cover your eyes Wiggly Jr., cause this is about to get ugly. [Wiggly Jr. closes his eyes and covers his tail, while Mandy starts to beat up the Secret Snake Club] He's Not Dead, He's My Mascot / Hog Wild [3.09] Billy: Hey! It's the Fluffy Cat... Fluffy... Cat. Mindy: You've already said that! Billy: (stupidly) Oh, yeah... Grim: Why does the fate of humanity always end up in the hands of an idiot? [Harold is telling Gladys how much his new bike costs] Harold: ... and it only cost us Billy's entire college fund! Gladys: [Grabs Harold by the collar] WHAT did you say?! Harold: I said "It's only cost us Billy's entire college fund!" Gladys: Oh... well, it must be nice. [Billy complains after Mandy tells him to tell Harold he destroyed the bike and "face the music"] Billy: But I hate music! All kinds! Especially soft rock! The Bad News Ghouls / The House of No Tomorrow [3.10] Grim: Just who is that Sassy Cat character anyway? Mandy: It's some stupid cartoon character based on some stupid cartoon media icon used to build this whole stupid amusement park. Grim: Cartoons are stupid. Mandy: I agree. Master Control: [monitor activates] I am Master Control, computer of the future. Billy: [screams and jumps on Grim's arms] Grim: That'd better be sweat dripping down your leg, boy. Master Control: I am programmed to run all of the machines at this attraction. My intelligence is beyond measure; I know everything there is to know, and I'm not too shabby at checkers. Grim: Wait, how do you know EVERYTHING? Master Control: I just do, so there. Grim: If you know everything, then what's the meaning of life? Master Control: Life has no meaning; only machine intelligence is truly significant on a cosmic scale. Grim: Hmm, I didn't think he'd get that one right. Billy: Oh, yeah? Then what's my favorite color? Master Control: Blue. Billy: What's the best kind of bean? Master Control: Pinto. Billy: Why is the sky blue? Master Control: Because of the refraction of sunlight through the water droplets in the sky. Billy: Why do I ask so many questions? Master Control: Because you're a nuisance! Billy: What's the color of my underwear? Master Control: White... [Master Control raises an eyebrow] [Master Control puts on an annoyed face] Master Control: ... with pink frilly lace. Billy: [checks in his pants] WOW! It really DOES know everything. Billy: [singing] Sassy cat, sassy cat, full of sass, full of sass, if you dont like her you can kiss... her... BUTT! [Mandy decides to leave the funhouse despite the robot threat] Funhouse worker: Oh, man! She really IS a goner! Grim: I'd like to say it was nice knowing her... [Mandy walks to the door, completely indifferent to the chaos and destruction around her. When she makes to the door, the robots swarm her] Mandy: [sarcastically] Oh, no, whatever shall I do? [pulls out a nearby plug, which turns off the robots] You idiots coming or not? Worker: Wow, she's BAD! Grim: You have no idea. Happy Huggy Stuffy Bears / Secret Decoder Ring [3.11] Grim: I'm so BORED! Mandy: I know what you mean. I've been watching Billy pick stuff out of his ear for the last two hours. And the worst part is... I can't stop watching. Mandy: Money is the root of all evil. I think I NEED more money. TV Commercial: ...and, if you get to the Endsville mall in the next four minutes, you'll get a free Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear! Billy: [thinking] Wait! Something was said... something good! Was it peanuts? No, something with free... was it FREE peanuts! No, peanuts are never free. What was free! TV: Free toys! Billy: [grunts as he attempts to remember] TV: free BOYS! Billy: [long pause] ... FREE BOYS! Mandy: What's wrong with the TV? Grim: Nothing, I'm just waiting for Billy to realize it isn't on. Billy: [staring at a blank screen] ... Ooh, I LOVE this show! [Irwin gets a Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear from Mandy] Irwin: A gift from Mandy! I will call you... Mandy Two! And I will teach you the meaning of LOVE... Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear: I love you! Billy: I love YOU. Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear: I'll be your friend! Billy: I'll be YOUR friend. Happy Huggy Stuffy Bear: I'll do your bidding! Billy: [in a trance] I'll do your bidding. Pardon me I have bidding to do. [leaves] Mandy: Is Billy drooling more than usual. Grim: Just be happy it's drool this time. Eris: Mind control doesn't work on people who think. Grim: One little, two little, three headless huggy bears, four little, five little, six headless huggy bears, seven little, eight little, nine headless huggy bears, and I still have a million to go! Mailman: Delivery for Mandy. Billy: Oh, big money! No whammies! Billy: Hey, Grim! Why'd you cut off the head of my Huggy Stuffy Pony Bear? Grim: Because it made you into a zombie. Billy: Oh, You bears are all alike. You love us, you turn us into zombies, your heads get cut off and leave us brokenhearted. Eris: Just think, Mandy. You, me, all the control, all the power, ALL THE FREE CHICKEN! Legions of zombie children to assist us in our quest for chaos! IT CAN ALL BE OURS! [laughs] Wild Parts / The Problem With Billy [3.12] Grim: You mortals are always picking your noses: [flashbacks] in your car, at the mall, in your car, at work, in your car, at school, in your car... Billy: Hey, that's me! [The Nasalmancer is digging through Billy's nose] Billy: Hey, now! Get yo fo' shizzle out of my nizzle, Dawg! [Billy's and the Nasalmancer's noses collide and blow up] Nasalmancer: [to Billy] You blew my nose... up! Billy: [to the Nasalmancer] You blew MY nose... up! Wishbones [3.13] [Billy and Irwin are in Billy's wish world, dressed as Jonny Quest and Hadji respectively]Billy: Why you talkin' funny? Irwin: [with an Indian accent] Because I am from Calcutta, in the mystical east. Billy: No you're not, you live down the block and what's with that weird thingy on your head? Irwin: [normal voice; angrily screaming] IT'S A TURBAN! IT'S WHAT I WEAR! I'M FROM THE MYSTICAL EAST! I'm in character, yo, so WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF ME?!?[Pud'n has found a wishing skull and wished for a bunny, a pet bunny that will love him.]Evil Bunny: I love you Pud'n. Do you love me? Pud'n: I love everyone, especially you. Evil Bunny: Do you regret wishing for me, Pud'n? Pud'n: How could I ever regret wishing for you? Evil Bunny: Pud'n, have you ever heard of, Tough Love? Pud'n: What's that?[the bunny roars and hits Pud'n]Pud'n: What was that for? Evil Bunny: Sometimes, love hurts, Pud'n... AND I LOVE YOU A LOT.[proceeds to a beat-down]Evil Bunny: Cake won't save you from my love, Pud'n. Pud'n: [crying] Poor, poor bunny. Why did you have to explode? Why? Evil Bunny: [after being blown up, emerges from wreckage with skin and flesh falling off of him. His skull and bones are visible] It's okay, Pud'n. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you, and I love you...to death. [Pud'n'lets out a wailing scream as the scene zooms into his mouth.]Thromnambular: My name is Thronambular, granter of wishes. If you wish for a cake, it will be delicious. Nergal Jr.: [to Thromnambular] Cake, eh... Sperg: [angrily] What are you looking at? Thromnambular: Contradiction young man, from what I can see, for you are the one who is looking at me! Mindy: I guess not everyone can be as beautiful as I am or as popular as I am. But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa. I wish I was a big star! Thromnambular: I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall![wish number 8 is granted]Thromnambular: [to Mandy] So it's down to you; and it's down to me. One more wish left, and I'll be set free! Mandy: Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free. Grim: Okay, Thromnambular. I guess we're both trapped in situations we don't like. So let's help each other out. I wish I was free from Billy and Mandy forever, and that you were free from your prison of wishes so that you'll never make another wish again! Thronambular: I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel! Grim: [as the wishing skull] NOOOOOOOOOO! Thromnambular: [as the Grim Reaper] Muhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahh![At Mandy's auction of Thromnambular]Harold: I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time! Mandy: Billy, do you want to be a TV star? Billy: I wish![Mandy tosses Billy in the washing machine]Mandy: Wish granted. Dream Mutt / Scythe for Sale [3.14] Grim: Hey, Billy, have you seen my scythe? Billy: I just sold it to Irwin for a smashed amusement park penny. Grim: YOU WHAT!? Billy: I just...sold it to...Irwin. Grim: Do you realize what could happen if my scythe gets into the wrong hands?! Billy: I sure do! I mean, no. Grim: It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it! Billy: You make funny faces when you're angry. Dumpster Grouch: You see, kids. Playing with scythes isn’t cool, or fun! Guy in a Broken Car: It's dangerous! Dumpster Grouch: So, if you ever see a scythe, don’t pick it up! Guy in a Broken Car: Tell an adult immediately! Irwin: Oh, Mandy. Our time together has meant, so much to me. I picked this flower for you as a.. Billy: Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you have a great time? Irwin: Look, I've kind of getting a groove on. If you know what I'm saying? Billy: My. What a nice-looking scythe you have today! Where did you get it? Irwin: I stole it from the Grim Reaper, alright? Now if you don't mind...Wait a second, you look familiar. Do I know you somewhere? Billy: You sure don't, Irwin. Irwin: Oh, okay. Billy! Grim: Mandy! Snap out of it! Irwin's using my scythe to control you. You gotta fight it! Mandy: Ugh.... Grim, Is that you? Grim: Yes, Mandy! It's me! Irwin: Oh no, you don't! [he's using a scythe to zap to Mandy]Mandy: What the heck is going on? [she got zapped from the scythe by Irwin] Irwin is my boyfriend. Grim: No! Irwin: You're gonna pay for that, Grim! Billy: Hey, barf-face! Bet you can zap me with your stupid scythe! Irwin: You asked for it! [he zapped with the scythe]Billy: Nope. Miss me. Try again. Uh-uh. You got nothing! Irwin: [angrily screaming] You're gotta get it, Billy! What the?! Who did that?! Grim: Incoming! [he jumps on a seesaw with a pile of rocks to throw at Irwin with a scythe]Irwin: Ha! It's that all you got?! Grim: Darn! We need something harder then rocks. Billy: I got it! [Billy has a plate of submarine sandwiches to put on a seesaw, and Grim jumps on a seesaw will throw submarine sandwiches will targeting and beating at Irwin and a scythe, Irwin got beating by submarine sandwiches and a scythe falls on a ground to zapping back to normal]Grim: [he picked his scythe on a ground] Mine! [smooching]Mandy: Get a room. Grim: Mandy! You're back to normal! Irwin: [groans] M-Mandy? Mandy: You know, Irwin, the thing about crushes is, they always hurt in the end. That's why they're called CRUSHES. Wiggy Jiggy Jed: If Jed don't get a bed, he gets red in the head. Harold: When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is- Mandy: Doomed. Harold: ...Yeah. Wiggy Jiggy Jed: I said, if Jed don't get no bed, HE GETS RED IN THE HEAD!'' And one heck of an appetite.