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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters
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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Secret of the Masters is a 2011 animated short film from DreamWorks Animation. The short consists mostly of a traditional animation (17 minutes), which was created by Duncan Studio.
Dialogue
Po: [excitedly spots a nearby silver sword on a stand and runs over to it] Look, the sword Master Ox used to defeat the Macau Marauders! [picks up the sword and plays with it a little bit] I had no idea it was so shiny!
Tigeress: Put that back!
Po: [puts the sword back and moves on to the bamboo staff standing next to it] And the staff Master Rhino used to liberate the village of Wenshen! [playfully swings the staff around as if fighting off villains] I had no idea it was so staffy!
Mantis: Staffy?
Po: [puts the staff back and spots a hanging purple cape with a white emblem] No way! And the cape Master Croc used for...for... [falters] Well I don't know what he used it for, but let me tell you something...it made him look really cool.
Tigress: Goodnight Po! [walking away with Mantis on her shoulder]
Po: [notices them leaving] Come on! [runs after them] How can you even think of going back to sleep when this close to.. [suddenly gasps upon catching sight of a large black container, it's metal doors wide open to reveal an empty space] The Sarcophagus of Su Wu!
[Tigress and Mantis glance at Po in confusion]
Tigress: Su what?
Po: Wu!
Mantis: Who?
Po: Su Wu!
Tigress: Who's Su?
Mantis: No clue!
Po: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...you haven't heard of the Wu Sisters? [Tigress and Mantis shrug, believing they never had] They were the most feared and notorious villains who ever terrorized China! Ah, but they did one good thing... [gestures to the statues of the three masters] They brought Masters Ox, Croc, and Rhino together for the very first time! It all started long ago in the city of Jinzhou... [voiceover as the scene fades to the city of Jinzhou in 2D animation] You see, not everyone practiced kung fu for justice and honor.
Piglet Announcer: Good fight, boys! Good to see you still have some teeth left, Stanley! [lifts a large bag of cash] Next fight on today's program is the heavyweights! Which of you hulking punching bags wants in?
Croc: [forcefully shoving his way through the crowd] The Croc is in! You can't hide from my impenetrable hide!
Ox: The Ox is in! My uniqueness is to analyze your weakness. [turns to a quivering bunny and focuses on left ear] Bingo! [leaps into a kung fu stance... and flicks the bunny's left ear]
Bunny: Ow! [spins around on the ground, clutching his ear in pain] My bad ear! He got my bad ear!
Piglet Announcer: All right! Let's get this slaughter started!
Rhino: [crashes though a nearby wall] Not just yet!
Piglet Announcer: Boys, we got ourselves a three-way battle blowout!
Rhino: My name is Rhino. My source, of course, is my unstoppable force!
Pig Waiter: [serving a customer a cup of tea, who's later revealed to be Master Oogway] Uh, who cares who wins? Those three are a disgrace to kung fu.
Oogway: [finishes his cup of tea] I fear they will all lose... until they find a battle worth fighting.
Pig Waiter: Yeah, I hear that all the time. You wanted to see the dessert menu?
Croc: [looking at the wanted poster of the Wu Sisters] Wait a minute, this looks nothing like me.
Ox: [takes the poster out of Croc's hands] The Wu Sisters? They once took on the entire Jackal Nation armed with nothing more than... a pair of chopsticks!
Rhino: [grabs the poster] Together, they're more powerful than any kung fu master! I thought they were locked up!
Oogway: [unexpectedly moved to another spot, perfectly balanced on his staff] They were... until mere moments ago. But now, they're free... and I assure you, they will be seeking revenge. You three must stop them.
Rhino: You're not talking about us, right?
Oogway: The Wu Sisters are be headed for their fortress inside the Hubei Volcano. [pulls aside a curtain to reveal a sinister-looking volcano in the distance] Scary, isn't it?
Voice cast
Jack Black as Po
Angelina Jolie as Tigress
Dustin Hoffman as Shifu
Randall Duk Kim as Oogway
Seth Rogen as Mantis
Todd Berger as Pig Server
David Cowgill as Flying Rhino
Donald Fullilove as Gorilla Guard #1
Dennis Haysbert as Young Storming Ox
Joseph Izzo as Little Birdie
Tony Leondis as Young Croc
Edie Mirman as Mother Bunny
Sumalee Montano as Su Wu / Wing Wu / Wan Wu; The Wu Sisters
Michelle Ruff as Money Bunny
Paul Scheer as Young Thundering Rhino
Paul Vogt as Piglet Announcer
External links
Category:2011 films
Category:American animated short films
Category:Computer-animated short films
Category:Children's animated fantasy short films
Category:Martial arts films
Category:Kung Fu Panda
Category:Films directed by Tony Leondis