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Keith Waterhouse
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Keith Spencer Waterhouse (6 February 1929 – 4 September 2009) was an English novelist, playwright, screenwriter and journalist. His first novel, Billy Liar, has been adapted into a play, a musical, a film, and a television sitcom.
Quotes
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.
Billy Liar (1959), ch. 1
"I turn over a new leaf every day," I said. "But the blots show through."
Billy Liar, ch. 11
[There's] too many people making too much muck and too much noise with too little space to do it in.
The Daily Mirror, August 17, 1970, cited from Mondays, Thursdays (London: Michael Joseph, 1976), pp. 168-169
Now, […] the world is beginning to look like what it is—overcrowded, dirty, noisy, smelly, and rapidly running out of resources. We're nearing the end of the rainbow, with not a crock of gold in sight.
Ibid.
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.
The Observer Magazine, December 30, 1979
Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?
Bookends (1990), cited from Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell; Mr. And Mrs. Nobody; and, Bookends (Harmondsworth: Penguin, 1992) p. 135
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"
The Spectator, January 15, 1994
External links
Keith Waterhouse at IMDb
Category:Playwrights from England
Category:Screenwriters from England
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Category:Essayists from England
Category:Satirists from England
Category:People from Leeds