Regular Show (season 8)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | Film | The Lost Tapes | Main The following is a list of quotes from the eighth and final season of Regular Show. One Space Day at a Time [8.01] [everyone is complaining that they're in space now] Benson: WHY AM I STILL WEARING THIS THING?! [takes it off and breaks it] Skips: There's no cell service. Muscle Man: [whining] I need to call my wife, how am I gonna call my wife?! [sees that his phone has no service] Eileen: [watches the Earth far away] Be careful what you write in your dream journal, Eileen. You might just get it. Hi-Five Ghost: Oh, no! I'm lost forever! We're going to starve to death and die! Rigby: We gotta press the button again! Mordecai: [grabs Rigby] No! We gotta calm- [Rigby jumps off Mordecai and press the button] Rigby: [pressing the button while he's whining] GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! GO BACK! My high school graduate, I'm too young to die in space! [everyone is still complaining] Mordecai: Stop! [calms down everyone] Everybody, calm down. We've done this before guys. Last time we got trapped in the dome, we panicked. Right? But then we banned together and figured it out. We can't fall apart now. We are going to figure out how to get home. But we have to survive first. All we have to do is to make it one day at a time, Benson: Mordecai is right, we'll handle this like we handle everything else, with a morning meeting. [Mordecai observes the moon and Earth in the distance with Rigby lying down] Mordecai: Dude, we're in space. Rigby: [chuckles] Yeah. Mordecai: What if we're stuck here forever? Rigby: Might not be so bad. [Mordecai lies down with him] I mean, we basically have the park and all the stuff we normally have. Also, I've got Eileen! And you have… [Mordecai pauses for a beat] ...me! And we have space ships! Maybe this is how we become space pilots! Unless that timeline was destroyed, I don't know. Mordecai: [sits up] Yeah, but we'll probably make it back to Earth. [both laugh out loud, Benson enters] Benson: What are you two doing? No one's heard from you for two hours! Mordecai: Sorry, Benson! We were exploring and then we found these space carts. Rigby: Yeah, and they were already crashed and stuff. Benson: I don't care. I don't care. I don't care! We have a plan now. Quit goofing off and get to the surface! Benson: Aaah! We're gonna die! (Gasps) Drifting in space, no way in communicating with earth... Thanks for getting us stuck in space, Rigby! Rigby: You pushed that button, too! Benson: Your hand was on top of mine! Rigby: I was just going with the flow! Benson: Going with the flow? I'll show you going with the flow! [furiously shoves Rigby hard] Rigby: Ugh. Ahem. (smiles and punches Benson in the face in response) Cool Bro Bots [8.02] Chance Sureshot: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU RIPPER SCUM.Chance Sureshot: I guess we lumberjacked him up. Welcome to Space [8.03]Col. Rawls: I see one guy who isn't jazzed.Benson: So, we're being forced to do this?Col. Rawls: Well, this is purely a volunteer mission to benefit mankind.Benson: [frustrated] Well, I don't volunteer! [leaves the room]Col. Rawls: That's different.Eileen: Why can't Benson see that this is going to be really cool?Skips: He's afraid to try something new.Pops: The park wouldn't be the same without him.Rigby: We gotta get him on board.Rigby: Cool, bunk beds.Mordecai: Benson, check it out cool pillows.Benson: Those pillows are not cool at all and neither is space.Eileen: Actually, Benson, I hate to disagree, but living in space is the definition of cool. I mean, I just got goosebumps saying that.Benson: Um, again; basically kidnapped and forced to do this.Rigby: What's the matter, Benson? You can have top bunk if you want.Benson: [sarcastically] Oh, the top bunk, now I definitely wanna stay in space. Muscle Man, what about Starla?Muscle Man: Starla would be proud, Besides, I know our love will stand the test of time. [holds up a picture of him and Starla signed "Our love will stand the test of time -Starla"]Benson: Well, Fives, what about Celia?Hi-Five Ghost: Ditto. [pulls out a photo of him and Celia signed "Ditto -Celia"]Benson: [agitated] I can't believe you people! Those scientists lied to us! MR. MAELLARD LIED TO US! UGH, I WANNA GO HOME!! [furiously storms out]Skips: This is gonna be harder than we thought.Chance Sureshot: Here's your new jumpsuits. They got your names on 'em. Pretty cool, right? [Benson holds his jumpsuit]Benson: No, not cool.Sureshot: Harsh.Benson: You should keep this anyway. I'm not staying.Colonel Rawls: Tuh… You still don't get it. You don't think this mission is important. Well, fine! We don't need you! All that matters is that we have a team that wants to be here.Mordecai: This seems like a pretty important mission. You don't wanna experience that?Skips: Come on, Benson, just stay with us!Benson: I can't believe you are all fine with this. [scoffs, holds his clipboard] I mean, if this is a peaceful mission, why do we have to practice using weapons? Why did I have to wear that fax machine like a jerk if you didn't have anything important for me to do? I had a good life and then you had to drag us up here!Col. Rawls: No more questions! That's an order!Benson: Why would I listen to you? I'm the park manager!Col. Rawls: Well, I'm the colonel, which is about 100 positions higher than you! [Col. Rawls snatches and chucks Benson's clipboard into the trash, incinerates like a black crumpled piece of paper; everyone gasps]Col. Rawls: I'm done.Benson: Oh, I'm done. [turns red] I'm done with all of this!Col. Rawls: Then go, then! We can get a pod back to Earth for ya, quitter!Benson: Sounds great! I'm out! [he walks out the office]Col. Rawls: Shoot. I thought for sure that reverse psychology was gonna work.Rigby: You can't be serious, Benson.Muscle Man: You're really gonna give up, now?Benson: I've been telling you guys for the past two hours, you're not gonna change my mind. As soon as I finish this space panini, I'm outta here. [eats panini] There, I'm done.Mordecai: If you really want to go, I guess we can't stop you, but, you should at least watch this before you leave. We all put this video together. We think it might change your mind before staying.Benson: How did you make this?Eileen: Don't you remember that really cool editing bay we saw on the tour? There were so many VCR's!Benson: [sighs] I know what this is. It's a tape full of sappy memories that it's supposed to convince me to stay, show me where I belong. Well, it won't work! [a disheveled Benson inserts his dusty VHS tape in a player, it plays to see Mordecai holding the camera with Earth in the background]Mordecai: Hey, Benson. Um, we get why you want to go back to Earth, but I'm not sure we were really upfront about why we wanted you to stay. [Benson starts crying]Skips: It just wouldn't be the same without you. [cut footage to Rigby]Rigby: I won't be able to keep up with work without you breathing down my neck. [cut to Muscle Man]Muscle Man: And who am I gonna have wing-eating contests with, huh? [Fives pops up behind him]Hi-Five Ghost: I've always appreciated your no-nonsense attitude and dedication to your work. It's really inspiring. [Benson wipes his crying face; Eileen holds the camera]Eileen: Hey, Benson. I don't know you very well, but I do know you mean a lot to these guys, and I'd like a chance to get to know you better too. You do have the best chance of keeping Rigby from blowing something up.Rigby: It's true! I already broke the first camera we tried to record this with. [cut to Pops]Pops: We all really look up to you, but also, you are our friend. And we'll miss you a lot, and... [Pops starts crying loudly, Benson cries out in his sadness. Rigby places camera with the crew and Eileen]Skips: All right, you get it. We'll miss you, so... don't go, all right?Mordecai: Yeah, Benson. We can't do this without you. [The title card appears that says "Space needs you, Benson!" and then the screen squiggles]Benson: [scared] I made a huge mistake. [yells] I SHOULD'VE STAYED IN SPACE!!! Space Creds [8.04]Benson: No way. You two have to learn the value of a space credit.Mordecai: What is the value of a space credit?Benson: Uh, look, I don't know. Just don't waste your money on junk! [walks away angrily]Mordecai: Maybe these hover boots aren't worth it.Rigby: Maybe you're right. Lost and Found [8.05]Chance Sureshot: That's darn fine coffee.Mordecai: It better be. You had like 12 cups.Chance Sureshot: Only thing that keeps me steady. Toothpick Sally: You don't wanna see him without it. Chance Sureshot: Great lunch, guys. This one's on me. Ugly Moons [8.06]Muscle Man: Benson, I thought you knew how to drive this thing!Benson: Why?! Why would I know how to drive a space forklift?Muscle Man: [throws a manual book at him] Read the manual! I'm sure you'll figure it out. The Dream Warrior [8.07]Alien: Pops, I didn't want to come to this. But you're gonna tell me where you live.Pops: No!Rigby: Don't listen to him, Pops! I can take him--- (alien cracks his neck and throws him down) Aaahh!Pops: Rigby! The Brain of Evil [8.08] Fries Night [8.09] [Benson is talking to Pam at the phone station]Pam: Listen, Benson. We need to talk.Benson: We are talking. Ooohh, wanna hear how many push ups I did at training today?Pam: No, we need to really talk.Benson: Oh, okay.Pam: This...this isn't working for me anymore.Benson: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Pam: Benson, you're a great guy, but I have no idea when you're coming back, or if you're coming back.Benson: Sure, sure.Pam: You know, statistically, the further away two mates are from each other, the less likely it is that their realationship will last. I've done the calculations, and our odds *sniffles* are only 1.35%.Benson: Mm-hmm.Pam: I'm...I'm-I'm sorry, Benson. It's not you, it's just...math. I think we should just be friends.Benson: I get it. I was sent millions of miles into space against my will, you're back on Earth...Pam: Are you sure you're okay?Benson: I totally understand. I am good. [Cut to Benson, who isn't good at all, as he is crying hysterically, surrounded by chicken wing mess] Pa-a-am!! Why?![He slumps down splattering wing sauce and continues crying. Mordecai and Rigby come walking in.]Rigby: Okay, okay, okay. My turn.Mordecai: Hmm-hmm-hmm.Rigby: Would your rather have spaghetti for fingers, or have spiders crawl out of your mouth every time you yawn?Mordecai: Hm. That's a good one. If I eat my spaghetti fingers, do they grow back?Rigby: Yes, but they're whole wheat pasta.Mordecai: Aw sick, dude! Well, in that case, I gotta go with- uhh... [The two notice Benson, still heartbroken, depressingly eating wings.]Mordecai(Sympathetic, the duo walk up to Benson.)Mordecai (continued): Um, hey, buddy. Everything okay, man? [Benson finishes sucking on a bone.]Benson: No. Pam dumped me. I've been eating all these wings, but they're not making me feel any better.Rigby: Hey, wait. Didn't you and Pam eat wings on your first date? [Benson's pupils are now widened as he realises something.]Benson: Oh nooooooooo! That's why they're not working! They're just making me think about Pam!Mordecai: Whoa,whoa! Forget about those wings.Rigby: Yeah, these space wings are wack anyways. We know what'll make you feel better.Benson: What?Mordecai & Rigby: Umm...frriiiiiiieeeeee...Fries!Benson: Fries? Spacey McSpaceTree [8.10] Can You Ear Me Now? [8.11] Stuck in an Elevator [8.12]Rigby: [given up] We had a good run, man.Mordecai: We're gonna get outta here, okay? [sits down] So just focus on thinking about good things, like hot wings... Strong Johns... Cheezers.Rigby: Cheezers... I wish they had a Cheezers on the Space Tree.Mordecai: Yeah. We got most of the stuff we had back on Earth, so it's still pretty cool.Rigby: Yeah, but what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree to go on our mission?Mordecai: [long beat] I don't know. What are we gonna do? Who knows what it's gonna be like out there? It might totally suck.Rigby: Yeah, and good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it.Mordecai: And dude, we don't even know when we're going back to Earth! Or if we're going back. [lies down with Rigby]Rigby: Mordecai?Mordecai: Y'know, even if we get out of this elevator, we're still trapped inside a big metal box floating through space. Any allusions we once had of being masters of our fate have been forfeited to a man who'd rather preoccupies with pushups than prepare us for whatever horrors await us out here in the cold infinite abyss. Rigby: Dude, Mordecai! It's cool, man.Mordecai: No, Rigby. It's not. Y'know, Fist Pump's a dumb band, but we may have just missed our last chance to see another rock concert. [beat] I miss Earth. The Space Race [8.13] Operation: Hear No Evil [8.14]Rigby: Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?Muscle Man: Yes, I'm crying. I'm feeling deep emotions and they're expressing themselves physically on my face. It's part of what makes me a man.Benson: Go vacuum the house! Space Escape [8.15]Colonel Rawls: A few months ago, you folks were scrawny, weak, confused, drifting aimlessly in space. Utterly useless. Until the Space Tree graciously took you in. Was it a mistake? Only time will tell. And now those worthless, scrawny cadets stand before me as moderately serviceable Space Tree Rangers. And today, you'll graduate the Spark Initiative and soon be on your way to terraform your first planet. I've already sent the coordinates into your dome's navigational computer, along with your personal fighter ships. Today is graduation day. There will be a ceremony tonight with light refreshments, compliments of the Space Tree. Hope to see you there. [All the space cadets cheer]Mordecai & Rigby: WHOOOOOOA! Graduation!Rigby: Wow, one minute I'm graduating high school, and now I'm graduating space? Take that, Dad!Mordecai: Hm-hm! I don't think "light refreshments" are gonna cut it.Both: Comet Stop! [Back at the Space Tree, Mordecai and Rigby explain to Colonel Rawls about seeing Anti-Pops at the Comet Stop]Mordecai: And he looked just like Pops! But evil!Rigby: Yeah, like an opposite Pops!Both: Anti-Pops!Mordecai: Jinx.Colonel Rawls: [gasps in horror] He Who Will Erase Us. [turns on a microphone] Attention, Space Tree! This is your captain speaking! There's been a change of plans! You're all graduated, effective immediately! Congrats! Your first mission as Rangers starts now! Leave the Space Tree and get to your rendezvous points as soon as possible! Godspeed and good luck!Space Tree Personnel: Sir! An unknown ship just docked with the Space Tree!Colonel Rawls: We're too late. [As the Park Crew make their escape through the air duct…]Hi-Five Ghost: I'm so confused! What's going on?!Muscle Man: Yeah, why is Pops so special?Pops: Oh, I didn't ask for this! Why does everyone on the Space Tree have to suffer on my account?Benson: We'll figure it out later, Pops. Let's just do what Rawls said and get you out of here! There's a ship in the hangar we can take. New Beds [8.16]Skips: My bed. How did this happen? [flashback]Muscle Man: I guess we'll never know.Skips: Bah, I need a new bed.Benson: You know, I need one too.Eileen: I never had a bed at the park.Pops: My bed turned into a computer.Benson: Ugh! As if it wasn't enough for them to blow up the Space Tree and chase us halfway into the next sector, most of us don't have a place to sleep! Before we continue our mission, we're gonna get new beds. Eileen, plot a course to the closest bed store!Eileen: Uh…I'm not 100% sure how to do that.Benson: Eileen, figure out how to plot a course to the closest bed store!UMÄK Bird Greeter: [leaps in front of the Park gang] Howdy, folks! [Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson scream in surprise] Welcome to UMÄK's intergalactic flagship. Your stores for modern furniture that's not only inexpensive, it's durable, too!Mordecai & Rigby: [laughing] Wooden butt.UMÄK Bird Greeter: And make sure you check out our cafe and have one of our famous meatball subs! Iiit's meat!Eileen: What's the question mark for?UMÄK Bird Greeter: Never mind that, here's a map. [gives Eileen a map before she opens it]Benson: There. Beds. Sector 1-15-Z. Is that far?UMÄK Bird Greeter: Yes! Now you better get movin'!Eileen: [as Rigby rides on a roller coaster bed] Rigby, there's no way I'm buying that bed!Rigby: Oh, come on! It's the thrill you've always wanted on a bed.Pops: [looking at an iron bed] I'm not sure about this one. [The iron bed scans Pops, making a hole shaped like him, and he tries it out]Pops: It does feel good to rest a bit.Benson: We shouldn't be in the open this long. This was supposed to be a quick mission. What if there's somebody's after us?Rigby: Oh, lighten up, Benson.UMÄK Employee #2: [putting his hand on the bounty hunter's shoulder after she eats her meatball sandwich] Ma'am, you need to bust your tray.Bounty Hunter: Bust this. [takes out her freeze gun and shoots the employee, causing him to freeze up and flees]UMÄK Employee #2: Come on, I don't make the rules.Bounty Hunter: Oh, man, the bounty I'm gonna collect after catching you guys is gonna be as big as this big furniture!Skips: Why'd you have to get a metal bed, Pops?Bounty Hunter: [catches up to the gang and holds up her freeze gun at them before they turn to her] I heard it's good for your back. You should've left when you had the chance.Benson: [hangs his head down] I know.Bounty Hunter: Well, now you don't have to worry about it, because even without those beds, I'll make sure you get a good night sleep. [as she's about to fire, the bird greeter gets in the way]UMÄK Bird Greeter: Oopsy daisy!Bounty Hunter: [firing her freeze gun at the entrance, blocking the gang's way] Just give me Pops, and this'll all be over.Rigby: Never! Mordeby and Rigbecai [8.17]Rigby: What the heck is this thing?Mordecai: I don't know. [Rigby goes inside the teleporter and disappears]Mordecai: Rigby! Are you okay? Rigby! Oh no! Oh no! Oh Rigby.Rigby: Dude!Mordecai: Don't do that! Wait, how did you get all the way over here? Rigby: I don't know. I was over here and it was this flash and light, then I was over there to that pod.Mordecai: Dude, do you know what this is?Both: Teleporter!Mordecai: Dude, I don't think we're supposed to go through together.Rigby: What are you talking about?Mordecai: I don't know. What if we got messed up or something?Rigby: Whatever, man, we're fine.Mordecai: Still, I just don't think it's a good- [screams]Rigby: What?Mordecai: Dude, your butt!Rigby: [with Mordecai's tail feathers] Aw, what? I got your butt?Mordecai: [with Rigby's tail; annoyed] Oh, great. Now I'm the one-cheek wonder. I don't want your messed up butt.Rigby: Don't make fun of my butt!Mordecai: Man, how do you walk with this thing? It's all lopsided.Rigby: You're lopsided!Benson: What is going on in here? Look at this mess! I knew I couldn't trust you guys with inventory.Mordecai: No, Benson. We're almost done!Benson: No, you are done. And… what is this?Mordecai: What is what? I don't know what you're talking about.Rigby: Yeah, Benson. It's a free country.Benson: Whatever. Just go outside and rake the leaves.Mordecai: Aw, come on.Rigby: Just give us five minutes!Benson: No, now! (turns red) Move it! [locks the door] Of all the idiotic things I do around here.Mordecai: [looks at Rigby, now as tall as his brother] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, now it's even worse!Rigby: I don't know, man. I'm kind of into it. I'm finally as tall as my brother. Eat it, Don, wherever you are! Alpha Dome [8.18]Benson: Rigby! [Rigby wakes up with a startled gasp] We're rocketing through space at warp speed, and you're asleep at the controls?!Rigby: It's on autopilot. That means I don't have to push any buttons. And believe me, I tried to push a lot of different buttons.Benson: Eileen, how close are we to the rendezvous point?Eileen: We should be coming out of warp right about... [presses a button causing the dome to exit warp drive] now.Mordecai: It's just empty space.Skips: Maybe Buttons McGee over here sent us to the wrong coordinates.Muscle Man: Wow, Skips, that's a really insightful name for Rigby.Skips: Thanks. I've been reading some books.Mordecai: Wait. What's that? [twists a knob to zoom in]Female Computer Voice: Alpha Dome found. Piloted by Mary Stone, John…Benson: Alpha Dome?Rigby: It's the first dome sent into space.Benson: Yeah, I know.Mordecai: Then why were you asking?Benson: I wasn't asking. I was just surprised.Skips: It sounded like you were asking.Benson: I wasn't asking! Terror Tales of the Park VI [8.19-8.20] [the spaghettified Muscle Man, Rigby, Mordecai and meatball Pops are wrung around a fork held by a suited man]Man: Good evening. I'm astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.Pops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai: Why can't you save us?! / Help us, bro! / What are you, just save us! / Save us!Neil deGrasse Tyson: Oh, you can't be saved now. You see, when you enter the black hole's event horizon, your destiny was sealed... by science, and then finished up by me, Neil deGrasse Tyson.Pops/Muscle Man/Rigby/Mordecai: Nooo!!Neil deGrasse Tyson: Sorry, guys, it's nothing personal. This is just how the universe works. Spaghettification is real. [eats the spaghetti, burps] And delicious! Happy Halloween! The Ice Tape [8.21] The Key to the Universe [8.22] [Mordecai and Rigby are hiding in a nearby bush watching over Earl]Mordecai: This guy is full of it!Rigby: Yeah! I think Earl's a big fat fraud! [suddenly, Earl appears behind them]Earl: Oh, you got something to say?Rigby: Yeah, when are you gonna teach him something useful?Earl: I am.Rigby: Whatever, dude. While you're folding socks, Anti-Pops is probably off somewhere learning how to shoot fire out of his fingers!Mordecai: You're really hung up on that fire out of the fingers thing.Rigby: Because it's cool!Earl: Remind me again, how many intergalactic champions have you trained, huh? Is it zero? It's zero. Right? [he pokes Rigby with his stick twice] Right?Rigby: Knock it off, dude!Earl: [laughs] I bet you couldn't even knock this lemonade out of my hand. Huh? Huh? Huh? [he pokes Rigby three times with his stick, Rigby focuses on the glass of lemonade in Earl's hand, then runs towards him screaming, Earl jumps into the air, performs a backflip, and lands on Rigby's head, balancing perfectly still and laughs] I could stand here all day. You make a nice foot stool. [Rigby punches Earl's foot, but in return he is hit on the back with Earl's stick, he falls to the floor as Earl jumps off him then spins his stick in the air while laughing, before holding it against Rigby's head]Rigby: Okay! You're legit! [Earl laughs as he takes a sip of lemonade]Pops: [looking at the picture while he's feeling sad] I don't want to let you down. I will never be strong as Anti-Pops.Earl: [comes in angrily] STOP TALKING TO THAT SAD PICTURE! BREAK'S OVER!Rigby: Psst!Eileen: Pops, how's training going?Pops: Terrible! Earl hasn't taught me anything!Earl: [angrily] HADN'T THOUGHT YOU ANYTHING! [Pops gasps as he was feeling scared]Muscle Man: Busted!Pops: Uh... I'm sorry, but it's the truth. Your training makes no sense! I think you simply too lazy to do all your own chores, and I'm fanned out of being you own personal chambermaid! Also, I think you are thrilly unpleasant!Mordecai: Oh snap.Rigby: Dang!Hi Five Ghost: Oh, burn!Muscle Man: Oh, man!Benson: Whoa...Eileen: Oh no, he didn't.Pops: I don't want any part of this! You can fight Anti-Pops all I care!Earl: Even if I wanted to, I cannot! You are the chosen one!Pops: I don't want to be the chosen one!Earl: If you do not stronger than Anti-Pops, he'll will erase everything you hold near and dear near existence.Pops: I REFUSE TO TRAIN!Earl: [grunts] Pops, I understand your frustration. It is good that your will is strong. I was going to wait to show you this, in fear it would be will too overwhelming. [takes the gem out] but this is my resort to convince you.Pops: What is that?Earl: A fragment from a previous universe. It will show the consequences of your decisions. [Pops touches the fragment. Suddenly, Pops enters the universe in which it comes from, right at the end. Pops is standing on a mysterious plane], reduced to rubble]Pops: Where am I? [a giant titan almost identical to Pops rises from one side of the planet]Pops: Oh my! It's...it's...me! [behind the regular Pops is Earl, wearing a giant foam pointing glove]Earl: Yeah! Go! Go, Titan Pops! Remember our training! [Titan Pops swings his fist forwards, smashing through several planets. His fist is then suddenly grabbed by another titan's hand...Anti-Pops]Pops: [gasps] Anti-Pops!? [Titan Pops is suddenly blasted away. Titan Anti-Pops pulls off his cloak. Titan Pops then growls as he floats towards Anti-Pops, with his fist swung forward. Anti-Pops growls back at him. The regular Pops cries from the planet]Pops: Stop! Stop fighting! [Titan Pops punches Titan Anti-Pops in the face, causing him to spit out saliva. The saliva falls into space, and then forms a new galaxy. Titan Anti-Pops grabs Titan Pops' head and headbutts him away. Anti-Pops then emits a red light and growls, floating towards Titan Pops. He pushes his hand through a planet, then a red eye is formed inside his palm, which blasts a laser towards Titan Pops, who flies towards Titan Anti-Pops, emitting his own power from his fists. Titan Pops manages to knock Anti-Pops, who stops in his tracks and grabs a meteor flying through space. He pulls it, turning it into a sword-like weapon, then blasts himself towards Titan Pops, who is recharging. Regular Pops watches in horror]Pops: Bad show! [Titan Anti-Pops kicks Titan Pops in the face, sending him flying towards a black hole. Regular Pops gasps, as Titan Pops begins to get sucked in]Pops: No! [as Titan Pops gets sucked into the black hole, he closes his fist and boosts himself forwards towards Anti-Pops. Anti-Pops gasps, along with regular Pops, Anti-Pops then also closes his fist and boosts himself towards Titan Pops. Their fists collide, ending the battle, and the universe]'Earl: Oh, dang it. This part always hurts. [Pops screams as the universe explodes, then wakes up back at the Park on Earth as he turns around to see Skips, Benson, Mordecai, Rigby, Hi Five Ghost and Muscle Man working]Pops: Huh? Fellows! The universe, it's vanishing! [a white light appears in the sky and erases Pops' friends from existence. Pops then finds himself floating in an empty white void]Pops: No!!! [he suddenly awakens in his own universe, still in the living room with his friends and Earl as he screams] Bad show! Bad show! [Pops' friends gather around him]Rigby: Pops, dude what is it?Mordecai: Pops, are you okay?Rigby: Pops, dude, what is it?Skips: Pops, you alright?Hi Five Ghost: What happened?Eileen: Pops, what happened? Are you okay?Pops: I just want things to go back to how they were! [he runs out of the house crying]]Mordecai: Pops, wait! [he turns to Earl] What do you show him?Earl: Only the truth.Mordecai: Not cool, Earl.Earl: Sometimes, the truth is not cool.Mordecai: Ugh, whatever. Let's go get Pops. [the park crew leave the house and search for Pops, who is running through the woods]Pops: Get to my safe place! Get to my safe place! Get to my safe place! Get to my safe place! [in the woods, Pops' friends search for him]Everyone: Pops!? Pops!?Hi Five Ghost: Where are you?Muscle Man: Hey, don't run away!Benson: Pops!?Skips and Eileen: Pops? Pops!?Benson: Pops, come back!Mordecai: Pops!? [Rigby suddenly notices a shed in the distance]Rigby: Hey, what's that? Dude, over there! [inside the shed, Pops is once again looking at pictures of his friends as butterflies float around him, a butterfly lands on his finger as Mordecai and Rigby enter the shed]Mordecai: Hey Pops, you okay?Rigby: What is this place?Pops: I brought my things here when my room was turned into the control room. I've been coming here to get away from all this destiny nonsense. [sighs] Everything's changing, and it's up to me to stop it, but what if I can't? What if I can't do it?Mordecai: It's okay to be scared, Pops. We're all scared.Rigby: Yeah, I'm like, super scared.Mordecai: I'm not gonna pretend that we can relate, but we know you can do this, and we'll be with you every step of the way.[the rest of the park crew, plus Earl, enter the shed]Benson: That goes for all of us.Muscle Man: Yeah, we got your back, Pops.Earl: Yes, Pops. We are all here to help you. You needn't be afraid. Hey Pops.Pops: Yes?Earl: Catch! [he throws a lemon at Pops, who gasps, then throws his hand out to stop it as the lemon suddenly stops in mid-air, Pops notices this and gasps, then telekinetically crushes it with his fist, causing it to fall to the floor]Muscle Man: Whoa.Rigby: Cool...Mordecai: What the...?Earl: [laughs] Very good. Now, your real training can begin.Muscle Man: That's way cooler than Krav Maga. No Train No Gain [8.23]Earl: Our bees about to be stung, and by that, I mean our butts.Mordecai: Why?Earl: Anti-Pops forever grows in power. We must hasten our training.Mordecai: How are we gonna do that? Even with everyone helping, it's still going slow.Earl: Have you heard of the ancient technique of... training montage training montaaage?!Rigby: Montage?Mordecai: No. What is it?Earl: Masters of it could condense time and space to train faster. They could skip right over the parts where they took a break to pee or fart.Rigby: Wait, that sounds familiar.Mordecai: Oh, yeah! It's a cinematic techniques film technique in which a collection of shots cut with wipe (transition) wipes and dissolve (filmmaking) dissolves in quick succession as used to condense space and time. I went to art school.Earl: Yes, exactly! By doing this, they will able to do weeks of training in mere days to reach the next level.Rigby: Is Pops gonna level up like in a video game?!Earl: Something like that.Mordecai/Rigby: Cool! [Mordecai and Rigby are both sleeping in their room, when they are both suddenly woken up by the song playing once again]Rigby: Ugh, it's so early. [in the kitchen, Mordecai and Rigby are eating breakfast, groaning at the repetitive nature of the training and the song. Pops suddenly teleports in as part of the montage to write his signature, knocking both Mordecai and Rigby to the floor. Later, Mordecai and Rigby are both walking through the park, when Pops suddenly teleports in front of them as part of the montage, and punches them repeatedly with his eyes closed]Mordecai: Wait, stop! Pops! Wait! No! No!Rigby: Pops! Wait! No! No! [Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games in the living room, when Pops runs in with Earl on his back, he runs through the wires between the console and the controllers, causing the console to fall to the floor, and the controllers to be taken away with him]Mordecai: Whoa!Rigby: Hey! [as a result, Mordecai and Rigby lose at the game they're playing]Game Voice: You lose!Rigby: Aw, man!Mordecai: Ugh, how long is this gonna take?Big Voice: Level up! [Mordecai and Rigby walk into their room]Rigby: Dude, I can't handle this song anymore.Mordecai: He played it like 120 times. What are we gonna do?Rigby: I got an idea, let's change the tunage. [Pops is running on the spot at his start point for the montage while the rest of the park crew are stood at the other side of the house, and Earl walks over to Pops]Pops: I'm ready for today's training montage, Earl!Earl: Ah, you've caught the montage bug. If we keep this steady pace, we should be ready in 2 weeks. [he presses the "play" button on the boombox, but instead of his ancient training song, "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce plays] What? [the fast nature of the song causes Pops to run on the spot even faster]Pops: It's so...strong!Earl: Where is my music?Mordecai: I dunno, we might've changed it a little bit.Rigby: Get something a little different, I guess. [Earl grabs Mordecai]Earl: Don't you know what you've done!? [The boombox blasts out a beam that blows the park crew and Earl away, as Pops disappears, and his next montage begins at a much faster pace. Earl is thrown into a tree, then looks up]Earl: Huh? [Pops shows massive improvement with the new music. He is able to make his away across the logs with ease. He flips the pancakes multiple times. He rapidly does push-ups. He is able to lift the filled goldfish bowls with no trouble multiple times. He shows no signs of trouble with maneuvering the quarter between his fingers. The park crew approach Earl, who watches in horror]Mordecai: What's the problem? It just looks like he's training faster.Earl: Don't you see? Montages are more powerful the faster the song is! [Pops rapidly hits the plank of wood at the beginning, causing him to once again emit a purple light with the phrase "LEVEL UP" appearing above his head]Big Voice: Level up! [Mordecai and Rigby approach him]Rigby: Alright, Pops, you chopped the board. That's enough montage for now!Earl': No! Don't get near him![Pops disappears as part of the montage, but this time, Mordecai and Rigby join him too. At the log-hopping challenge, Mordecai and Rigby spawn on two logs and fall off, as Pops manages his way between them with ease. Next, they are in the basement with the combat stand, which Pops rapidly karate chops) Rigby: Pops, you gotta stop! [a clock wipe begins, pushing Mordecai and Rigby into the next scene, where they land on a tree branch, as Pops climbs the tree] Mordecai: Pops! [Earl calls to Mordecai, still from the side of the house] Earl: How long is this song!? Mordecai: It's 5 and a half minutes! Earl: You have to turn off the boombox from within the montage! We can't do it, or we'll get sucked in too! [Pops once again reaches the start point once again, and for the first time is able to karate chop through the plank of wood. He emits a purple light from his eyes, as the phrase "LEVEL UP!" appears above his head] Big Voice: Level up! [Rigby jumps to the boombox, but the scene cuts away to the lake before he can grab it, causing Rigby to fall underwater. Behind Mordecai and Rigby, Pops effortlessly runs across the lake, and Mordecai and Rigby swim after him] Mordecai: After him! [band wipe to the next scene, where they are next to the bucket tree. Rigby is now holding a fishing pole. The duo look up to see Pops running up the tree, and pouring his cups of water into the tree's bucket] Rigby: How'd I get this fishing pole? [Earl shouts to the duo from his location] Earl: Montage logic! Just use it! [Rigby uses the fishing pole to grab the boombox, but is interrupted by an upwards wipe into Mordecai and Rigby's room, which cuts Rigby's fishing pole's line as the duo land on Mordecai's bed] Rigby: Dang it, the wipe cut my line! [Pops suddenly appears and rapidly tries to make Mordecai's bed, despite it already being made] Mordecai: Pops, the bed is made. You can stop! [meanwhile, Earl is trying to come up with a solution along with the rest of the park crew] Earl: Alright, our next step is - [suddenly, Mordecai, Rigby and Pops pass the rest of the crew] What? No! [the scene wipes into the kitchen, causing everyone else to get caught up in the montage too. Pops is quickly flipping pancakes by the oven] Earl: Oh great, now we're stuck in the montage too! [cut to the basement, where Pops is doing push-ups over the birthday cake] Earl: Way to mess everything up with your young, hip, fast music! [cut to the kitchen, where Pops grabs a soda from the fridge, shakes it up, opens it and throws it away] Earl: This is dangerous! You can't just throw fast music around! [Pops grabs another soda can as he taps it on both sides then opens it, the soda can doesn't explode] Mordecai: Whoa, it didn't explode. [Pops lifts the soda can to his face, and telekinetically makes the soda enter his mouth. Benson, Eileen and Skips groan as they watch. The scene then cuts to the front of the house at the start of montage once again] Earl: Go, get the boombox! [Pops karate chops through five stacked planks of wood, emits purple light and briefly enters a void where the phrase "LEVEL UP!" appears above him] Big Voice: Level up! [Mordecai jumps towards the boombox, but is blasted away by the loud music, and falls into the rest of the crew. Earl then turns around to see Pops now levitating from the ground, constantly emitting purple light. He pushes his hands forward and fireballs are fired from them, setting three trees on fire. Pops then turns around and fires fireballs at four more trees. Everyone screams as the montage cuts to Pops levitating through the park while setting everything on fire, as everybody chases him. He ends up firing at the dome, causing a slight crack] Earl: He's montaging out of control! If we don't stop him, he'll destroy everything! [a pointed wipe sends the crew into the next scene, where Pops telekinetically lifts the two goldfish bowls without even touching them. An upwards water wipe then takes everyone to the side of the lake, which Pops splits into two halves, creating a clear path to make his way through. Back in the basement, Pops performs a push-up and perfectly blows out the candles of the birthday cake with ease. By the bucket tree, Pops telekinetically lifts the bucket of water and levitates it, along with himself, to the top of the tree, to empty into the tree's bucket. At the log challenge, he simply blasts over all of the logs, blowing them up. He is able to navigate the quarter between his fingers without even touching it. Suddenly, the ground begins to vibrate as a large rumbling can be heard] Mordecai: [gasps] What's that sound? Earl: It's a thematically appropriate transition! [a giant quarter rolls towards the crew, who run away from it and then transitions them into the void] Muscle Man: That coin was huge! Eileen: Are we breathing in space? Earl: This isn't space! It is the void! This is where you end up when you reach peak montage! Color cards, morphing, split screens, anything can happen here! Mordecai: Where's Pops? [everyone turns to see various versions of Pops performing each challenge in the montage. One version telekinetically explodes a lemon and a brick by squeezing his fist. Another blows up various logs on a small island. Another telekinetically lays a quilt over Mordecai's bed, followed by two pillows, then two mats (one on each respectively), and a chocolate mint on each mat] Earl: He's perfecting every exercise! [Mordecai and Rigby float towards a version of Pops rapidly hitting the combat stand] Mordecai: Pops, slow down! [a split screen is formed, with a version of Pops doing push-ups over a birthday cake on the other side. Mordecai and Rigby float over to this version] Mordecai: Pops, just - [the split screen expands, with one version of Pops using a pan telekinetically to flip a pancake beneath the version with the combat stand, and another version of Pops holding out his fist as bricks move towards it, only to explode, beneath the version with the push-ups] Mordecai: What are we supposed to do!? Earl: Every training montage has a place that appears repeatedly to show someone's progress! If we find the nexus point, we can turn off that boombox! [Benson turns into an opaque overlay over the scene of Pops karate chopping the combat stand] Benson: Huh? Agh! I'm a ghost! [the scene behind Benson cuts to two close-ups of Pops smashing through a piece of the combat stand, which makes Benson flinch and scream. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost have also turned into opaque overlays] Muscle Man: Bro, is this what it's like for you all the time? Hi Five Ghost: Pretty much. [Skips passes in front of Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, also as an opaque overlay] Skips: I'm, uh - I'm getting a little sick here. [Earl shouts to them, still as his regular self] Earl: You are not ghosts! You are overlays! Now figure out Pops' nexus point! [Eileen turns to see Pancake Pops set a pancake on fire, perfectly cooking it. She then looks down to see the plank of wood on the benches] Eileen: The wood chopping! He always levels up when he chops wood! Earl: Rigby! Get to where the boombox will be when we come out of the void! Rigby: Throw me, Skips! [Skips picks up Rigby and throws him to plank and benches. Mordecai turns to see Pops perfectly morph a coin between his fingers] Mordecai: Uh, a little faster, Rigby! [Pops does a push-up and blows the candles on the cake, which causes the cake itself to explode. Rigby desperately floats towards the plank and benches. Pops then telekinetically shakes a can of soda, then dissolves the can around the soda, lifting up the soda alone, and making it enter his mouth. He disappears, ready for the next exercise] Earl: Oh, no! All he has left to do is write the perfect signature! [Pops telekinetically uses a pen to write his signature on the paper, as Rigby reaches the plank and benches. The boombox is not visible, so Rigby tries to estimate its location] Rigby: Is the boombox about here? Mordecai: Dude, it's to the left! Skips: To the left! Rigby: [moves to the left] Here? [everyone gives Rigby directions, but their joined-up distant voices are too unclear. Pops tries out signatures, first simply writing his name, then writing it in joined-up handwriting, then writing his name in all caps with a star in place of the "O". Meanwhile, Rigby is still trying to figure out where the boombox is] Rigby: Here!? Mordecai: That's it! Eileen: Stay there! [Pops writes the perfect signature, once again using a star instead of an "O", adding lightning bolts to the lines of the "P"s, and the "Cool S" in placement of the "S"] Earl: [gasps] The perfect signature! [the star on Pops' signature turns into a transition that brings Pops to the benches at the front of the house. The plank of wood has been replaced with a tree on its side. Rigby is sat underneath the boombox, and the rest of the park crew and Earl fall to the ground. Pops boosts himself into the air, and lifts his hand up, ready to perform the ultimate karate chop on the tree] Benson: Rigby, the boombox! [Rigby looks down at the boombox and throws it to Benson, who places it on top of the tree's branch. Pops flies down to the tree with his hand ready to chop it in half, as the rest of the crew and Earl run off. Pops chops through the boombox, ending the song and the montage, and finally chops through the tree, lighting himself up. With the montage over, the entire park is on fire, and various cracks are placed around the dome. A big puff of smoke appears as the phrase "LEVEL UP!" appears one final time] Big Voice: Level up! Christmas in Space [8.24-8.25] Benson: Aah! Not again! Why do you ALWAYS disobey me?! Rigby: Whatever, you're not my dad. Benson: (Turning red) You know what, Rigby? You're... bad! You're a bad boy. And you HAVE been all year! Rigby: Pssh. Name one time. Benson: [Flashbacks to all the bad deeds Rigby has done.] Rigby... you... are a... bad... boy! Rigby: Hey, man, no one's perfect. Benson: Well, enough is enough! No Santa for you this Christmas. This year, you'll get a visit from Krampus. Rigby: Who? Benson: He's the Anti-Santa. Instead of giving presents, Krampus comes to punish all the bad children by stuffing them into his basket. Rigby: Huh. Benson: It's a European thing. I'm sending to him Email at you right now. Rigby: You wouldn't do that! [messages him and gasps] You're ruining my life! [runs off] Skips: You know, Krampus isn't real, right? Benson: Oh, I know, just trying to scare him. Kill 'Em with Kindness [8.26] Rigby: [singing] Breakfast cake, cake, cake cake cake. Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! Ca-ca-ca-cake! [he sees everyone in the dining room doing nothing] Where's cake? Eileen: With Pops. Rigby: Where's Pops? Skips: He left a note. [gives the note to Rigby] Rigby: [reads the note] "Dear friends, I've gone to see my evil brother. Cake fixes everything. You'll see. Sincerely, Pops." Muscle Man: He's going to get himself killed. Hi-Five Ghost: Himself and us so. Skips: We gotta go find him. Meet the Seer [8.27] Pops: [feeling sick and has nightmares] Bad show! Eileen: [checking his temperature] He's so weak. Rigby: What did Anti-Pops do to him? Mordecai: It was the same thing he did to Earl, like he almost erased him from existence or something. Benson: Let's just do what Earl said and get Pops to the Seer. Speaker: Now approaching Planet Nielsen. Rigby: [looks outside] That's a planet? Eileen: It looks like some weird appliance. Skips: [looks outside] I got a bad feeling about this. Reel-to-Reel: Seer, we have brought the chosen one. The Seer: Ah, yes, Pops. [turns her chair around, facing him] I've been expecting you. Pops: [surprised] You know who I am? The Seer: Of course I do. I know each and every one of you. Muscle Man: You don't know me! The Seer: Oh, Muscle Man. Always so brash. You know who else is always so brash? Muscle Man: Uh, who? The Seer: Come on, you know. Muscle Man: I don't know what you're talking about, lady. The Seer: My…mom. Muscle Man: [stunned and surprised] Whoa, bro. The Seer: That's right. I've been watching you guys since the very beginning. I know everything about you. Mordecai: Everything? The Seer: Sure. You all work at the Park, you and Rigby are the slacker duo, Benson's the grouchy manager, Skips is immortal. Funny stuff! Rigby: Psht! Anyone could have known that! The Seer: Oh, yeah? [clicks a button on her remote; the show's main opening sound plays and hears Mordecai and Rigby onscreen shouting "OOHHH!"; Clips from all the show's episodes are then seen] You started off really strong. But when Mordecai started dating Margaret, things leveled off a little. I was always more of a CJ fan myself. Every Halloween was a spiking interest, but lately that's been a little weak as well. Rigby going to high school helped! As did Muscle Man getting married. Everybody sure loves weddings. And the whole going to space thing? Whoo! I was not expecting that. I'm curious to see where things go now. But then again - [turns off the screens] Everything must end eventually. Benson: End?! What will end? The Seer: Your universe, of course! Many universes have come and gone, it's the natural order of things. Yours lasted longer than most, but now the universe, your lives, the Park…everything. It's going to end. [Everyone gasps in shock at this] Pops: It can't end! The Seer: Ah, but this is what this has all been leading up to, Pops. [presses her remote again, and a silhouetted image of Anti-Pops surrounded by flames is seen] The final battle with your evil twin. Cheer Up Pops [8.28] [The episode begins at the cruising Park Dome. We are shown a computer that display the dome heading to Lolliland, Mordecai and Rigby enter the house] Mordecai: What's up, Pops? Rigby: What's good? [Pops didn't say anything to Mordecai and Rigby. He begins to cry] Mordecai: Umm... You okay Pops? [Pops disappears and reappears outside] Mordecai/Rigby: Whoa! [Pops walks away crying] Mordecai: Uhh... Rigby: What the... [Skips is working on the dome's engine when suddenly a parasite appears out of nowhere, causing Skips to scream] Skips: Gotcha, you stupid parasite! [Pops appears behind Skips, who notices] Hey, Pops. Gotta catch those things before they destroy the ship and kill us all. [Once again, Pops doesn't respond to Skips and begins to cry. Then, he disappears and while being invisible, he walks away, which you can tell by his footsteps] Skips: [confused] Um.......okay... [Pops is still walking away crying when Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive up to him] Hi Five Ghost: Hey, Pops. Wanna go on a supply run with us? Muscle Man: [excitedly] On the way, we're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun! [Again, Pops doesn't answer and starts crying and then flies away] Muscle Man: Uh....okay. Your loss, bro! A Regular Epic Final Battle [8.29-8.31] [In Anti-Pops' ship] Anti-Pops: [shocked in anger] HE'S ALREADY AT LOLILAND?!?!?!? [Anti-Pops erases the wheel chair] You, WHY AREN'T WE MOVING?!! Robot: Uh, Well, You erased half the engine So, We're stalled out sir. [Anti-Pops ship can no longer move] Anti-Pops: [to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost] Any last words, Mitch? Muscle Man: You know who else goes very big to show their dominance, but it's actually very small deep down? My... mom. Hi-Five Ghost: [laughs] Good one. [Muscle Man and High Five Ghost both high five for the last time as Anti Pops erases them. Everyone gasps. Pops growls angry] Pops: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [Pops disappears and reappears with white eyes, white hair and his arms are strong. Anti-Pops stares at Pops] Anti-Pops: Give up, Pops. All your friends are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it. Pops: We can still resolve this, Brother. Anti-Pops: [growls in rage] Stop calling me that! [He fires his beam on Lolliland, and Pops fires his beam on the planet, then Anti-Pops erases Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot, the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Death, Carter and Briggs and Party Horse 42699] Party Horse 42699: [as he gets erased] Aah, not cool! [The baby ducks get erased as well, and Andy and his friends arrive] Andy: Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I just come from this hot party... [he and his friends get erased] [Skips, Eileen and Benson get erased as Mordecai and Rigby watched their friends and the mech get erased by Anti-Pops] Mordecai/Rigby: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Pops tries to get everyone back with his beam, But he's too weak] Anti-Pops: [laughs evilly] This ends now! [Anti-Pops kicks Pops into a black hole, As Pops getting sucked in, A purple flash lights from his hand] Anti-Pops: Huh? [Pops got out of the black hole, Anti-Pops roars, Pops is going to do a big fist bump with him] Rigby: Dude, Look! [Mordecai sees Pops and Anti-Pops' hands are closed, He remembers If Pops and Anti-Pops keeps fighting, They will both do a big fist bump, And then the universe will end] Mordecai: Oh no, dude, The end is coming! We have to Stop it! Hang on! [The spaceship flies to Anti-Pops and Pops who are closer to do a big fist bump, Mordecai shoots green lasers at Anti-Pops' hand, but it's not working] Mordecai: It's not working! Rigby: Dude, we got to eject! Mordecai: Not yet, we got to fly between them! Rigby: You're crazy! [Pops and Anti-Pops are getting closer] Mordecai: NOW! [Rigby presses the "Eject" button, but it won't eject Mordecai and Rigby] Rigby: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! [Pops and Anti-Pops suddenly do a big fist bump ending the universe and resetting the time] [After the main events of Part 2, We see the first scene from the 2010's "The Power"] Rigby: Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! [A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor] I'LL KILL YOU!!! [He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Mordecai is calling to him] Mordecai: Tag up! Tag up! [Pretending to be weakened, Rigby walks over to Mordecai and high-fives him. As Rigby drinks a soda, Mordecai pulls the Beef Burrito doll away. Rigby slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry. Mordecai sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves] Rigby: What?! [silence] Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? [Mordecai grabs Rigby] I think he wants me to put the hurt on him! Mordecai: I think he wants you to put the hurt on him! Rigby: You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?! Mordecai: Yes, I do! [Mordecai & Rigby scream. Mordecai throws Rigby down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall] Rigby: [in slow motion voice] Wait a minute, I think we've done this before. [screams as he is still heading towards the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Rigby ends up in a trash can] Ugh, ugh... [removes trash can] Yea-!! Hang on dude. This have happened before. Mordecai: What? What are you talking about? No it hasn't. Rigby: Yes it ha-! [gasps as he remembers the scenes from The Power, Hello China, The Dome Experiment, Cool Bro Bots, Space Escape, a scene where he was burying the Blu-ray box set in the ground, and the scenes from A Regular Epic Final Battle Part 2] Mordecai: Man, are you okay? How hard did you hit your head? Rigby: Medium hard, but that's not the point! We've seriously done this before! Mordecai: I think you remember breaking a hole in the wall. We're gonna get fired for this. Rigby: We're not gonna get fired. Not for this, not smashing for Benson's car, or ruining everyone's Thanksgiving dinner! Not even for releasing demon in the park! [laughs] We actually still have our jobs for like six years after this! Mordecai: You're being insane. Even if you could see into the future, we'd totally get fired for all that stuff. Rigby: I'm right, Mordecai. I can prove it. Mordecai and Rigby: [as they are playing on The Power and singing to fast-forward back to A Regular Epic Final Battle Part 2 to fix everything] Take us to the end, take us to the end, WHOA! Won't you take us to the end? Anti-Pops: [angrily] Oooh! This can't work Pops! The minute you let me go, I'm going to BLAST you into nothing! Pops: I know, so I'm not going to let go. Anti-Pops: Wha? [seeing the star, as he and Pops flies towards it] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH YOU FOOL!!! Mordecai/Rigby: [as Pops as about to sacrifice himself] POPS, DON'T! Pops: [telepathically, smiles] Don't worry Mordecai and Rigby. I know you're sad, but I promise, this is a happy ending. Take care of each other. Goodbye. Anti-Pops: [last words, now feeling remorse] My God, all those one star reviews - I wish I could take it all back. Pops: [final last words] You can try. You and I together, brother. [As they embrace each other, both Pops and Anti-Pops die making the star explode] Mordecai: [tearfully] Guess this is it. If anyone's listening, I wanna come back as a dolphin. Rigby: [tearfully] Oh, good one. Me too. No wait, an eagle! No, a pterodactyl with a really big... [Rigby's words are cut as the explosion turns everything white] [Flashforwarding to 25 years later, after Mordecai and Rigby quit their jobs at the park] Adult Rigby: [while having the reunion party] Man, I can't believe it has been 25 years. Adult Mordecai: Yeah, I wish Pops could've been here to see this. Adult Rigby: Well, if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have this. Adult Mordecai: Yeah. Hey, do you think those old video games are still in the shed? Adult Rigby: Yeah, we should check it out for old cart sake. Adult Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. OOOOHHHHH! [they laugh] Adult Mordecai: I can't believe we used to do that. [he and Rigby walk away] [ We zoom out into heaven, with Butterfly's, and an old looking TV. The TV then turns off and the video tape that says "Regular Show" ejects] Angel Pops: [sighs happily off screen] Jolly good show. [ The Screen fades to black, ending the episode as well as the series] External links Regular Show Category:Regular Show seasons Category:Children's television seasons